JJ, I think it's time I made it into this competition... I submit the following resume to you, sir:
1) I'm old school, August '08 join date.
2) >7,000 posts.
3) My NFL thread is up 30 units, brother, go check it!
4) I posted from f'n jury duty yesterday... that is devotion! ...and it's gotta be an all-time first for SBR!
5) Maybe not lately, but I believe I've created some of the more interesting threads on here in the past, including the legendary one of candids of hot ladies.
(However, I wasn't the actual thread starter, I feel like it was LT or someone posting pics from a Padres game, lol. I just gave it purpose!)
Important shite about me in the event I'm included in a vid:
1) I'm from Boston.
2) I'm a writer and editor (and former stand-up comic for a brief time; I made the final two of a comedy competition that I lost to f'n Dane Cook -- THAT IS TRUE, sir), however I'm currently unemployed, lol.
3) I gets the ladies. (Even though I'm an old fukker of 47 years, my current gf is a cute petite blonde who's 29, and before her was a foxy redhead of 28, and before her was a 5'10" brunette vixen of 32.)
4) I attended a bash. Golden Nugget in Vegas, I feel like it was 2010 but can't even remember. I do remember losing my shirt like I do on most casino trips. Great time though, met a lot of good dudes.
Okay, coach? Do the right thing, buddy.