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    jjgold
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    Does your family know you're a compulsive gambler??

    Seven out of every 10 posters here have gambling problems and I was just wondering if your families know you're addicted

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    Sam Odom
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    yes

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    Smoke
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    yes

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    Zenyatta 19-1
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    Considering these were christmas gifts a few years back, I would say yes.
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    Zenyatta 19-1
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    Notice they still are in MINT, store bought condition

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    jjgold
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    Zenner books will never make you a winner

    The key to gambling is accepting losses

    Most of us also make the mistake of betting above our means

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Yes. They watch the games with me too.

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    Hot Jerry
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    Yes !!

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    I bet you they don't. 😃

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yes. They watch the games with me too.

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    yes

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    Logical fallacy: loaded question.

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    Can't get out of hole, unless u double up.

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    xelemental
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    No they don't. And they never will.

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    jjgold
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    I would tell on all of you if I knew your parents and real name

    shame on you

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    Fukk u jj dont tell my mom

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    Wife lets me I've only deposited once been playing forever small plays but Super Bowl built up a large playnest

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    MmaChicka gambles more than me.

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    jjgold
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    Harry ...
    you got laid 11 times and now your pussy whipped


    You gamble all you want pal
    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    Wife lets me I've only deposited once been playing forever small plays but Super Bowl built up a large playnest

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    DOM_Toretto
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    My girlfriend just sat next to me and rooted for Gonzaga. We were up 15 with 5 mins left and St Joes cut it down to 5... so logically I kicked her outta my room and she went to the basement. I ended up pushing on some bullshit.

    My dad and gf's mom often ask me what the spread is on random games. That's how you know they know.

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    jjgold
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    tornadoe I like your style

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    I tell everyone except my grandma

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    You betcha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I tell everyone except my grandma
    Saer you and granny have more in common than you think

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/sbr-...rtments-51823/
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    I'm not addicted to gambling. Manny was the last wager I think. I should bet some NBA tonight.

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    tough sledding at thanksgiving when your 6 year old chirps, "hey Uncle Pete maybe we should parlay under

    depending how bad they hammer us with TD bank chalk tomorrow night skin."

    "also dad i heard there was a guy with heavy dreads in your day that played for the Sox named Man Rammer

    well i hope this new Hand Rammer guy really can knock the cover off the ball like when he was a Sea Dogs."

    "But Ash", i said, "you werent even born yet."

    guys i shit you not he didn't even say a thing just slowly turned and stared me down like Ray Liotta maybe 20 seconds

    i only tried to awkwardlty throw some rehashed family vignette out there

    but everyone saw

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    jjgold
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    manny I do not think your a compulsive gambler
    I do not think you have the personality characteristics

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    Hey JJ I heard you're a pro gambler, do you have any tips on the best way to handle a gigantic loss that makes you sick and gives you the urge to chase it?

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    Wife lets me I've only deposited once been playing forever small plays but Super Bowl built up a large playnest
    Harry, what if your wife did not let you?

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    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    My family think Im up...

    Lie.

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    yep, i never wear a condom

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    jjgold
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    Accept the loss or bets small parlays with a lot of teams and hope you get lucky

    The biggest mistake we all make is chasing losses and getting in deeper


    Quote Originally Posted by Mister X View Post
    Hey JJ I heard you're a pro gambler, do you have any tips on the best way to handle a gigantic loss that makes you sick and gives you the urge to chase it?

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    Mom teaches calculus and algebra...have actually discussed poker hands with her before

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    wife knows but I never admit
    she wants me to stop
    doesn't know I make more than her in one night than she does in a month

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Seven out of every 10 posters here have gambling problems and I was just wondering if your families know you're addicted
    Its only a problem when your losing. JJ I'll tell you again, go into the wilderness with some acid or mushrooms or both and go find yoursself. Sportsbetting and gambling in general are not for you. You need to find christ and start a family man, this gig aint workin for you bro.

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