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    What Would You Do In This Real Life Scenerio?

    You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?

    Be honest.

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    Keep walking man.

    Chances are these guys will nod and say hi as you pass by.

    I have been been in a lt tougher areas that a snowy park in Toronto and felt safe.

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    Keep walking.

    Chances are my wife could kick their ass if they started something.

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    You first have to realize: Oh I'm in Canada, these must be the mystical 3 black wise men that live here in the snow.

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    Could you covert the cm to inches and the meters to feet so I can answer this properly.

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    WWBDD?

    what would bottom dad do?
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    You should sux one of their penises. This will show your girlfriend that you mean business.

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    If your playing law of averages at least in USA go another way unless you have a gun so if they try and mug you ..blow all 3 fukkin heads off and be a fukkin hero

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    I would hope they would pound weeder into the fukking ground

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    I would fake an incoming fake cell phone call within listening distance to the subjects.

    Phone rings, say: "Hello hey, Bob, really, wow, Wal-Mart is giving away free watermelon and fried chicken!?
    we will be over in about 30 minutes" Those blacks would make a ground blizzard getting over to the Wal-Mart.

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    I would throw a couple snowballs at them to test them.
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    *scenario
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If your playing law of averages at least in USA go another way unless you have a gun so if they try and mug you ..blow all 3 fukkin heads off and be a fukkin hero
    you wouldn't be embarassed to be a coward infront of your lady?

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    I would probably try to rob them..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    Keep walking man.

    Chances are these guys will nod and say hi as you pass by.

    I have been been in a lt tougher areas that a snowy park in Toronto and felt safe.
    Nothing to worry about if its cold...they'll only be worried about getting where they need to be to warm up.

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    What about if its 3 drunk white dudes?

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    Turn around and run away as fast as possible

    the woman can fend for herself

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    Keep walking and go past them...

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    Girls don't like Bitch men. Keep walking. Even if you get your ass kicked she will respect you.

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    Better question is what would they do if they saw me walking towards them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    Keep walking man.

    Chances are these guys will nod and say hi as you pass by.

    I have been been in a lt tougher areas that a snowy park in Toronto and felt safe.

    Bingo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If your playing law of averages at least in USA go another way unless you have a gun so if they try and mug you ..blow all 3 fukkin heads off and be a fukkin hero

    And you wonder why you have trouble getting laid?

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    Tracer is harmless

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    I would get closer and tell my wife/girlfriend: that's it, honey, your time has come. Go ahead, guys, kill this stupid bitch, and let's make it look like it was a robbery, as we agreed.
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    I'd ask them motherfukkers what the fukk they lookin at?

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    Walk past them like this. I guarantee they won't bother you.

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    Just walk right by em and say "What up fellas?"

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    dude your a puss. the job i had was working in over-the rhine in cinti,ohio. At the time I was working there u.s.a.today rated it the most dangerous place in America to live. I used to walk thru those black kids every day. Had them try to rob me 4 times. They never got shit. It is if your afraid or not. Usually just nod and smile at them. As long as you give them respect they usually leave you alone.

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    isn't it sad we have to live like this? We are all human beings and we are all one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?

    Be honest.
    Walk past them but talk about how the Leafs will win the cup they will fall to the ground laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    isn't it sad we have to live like this? We are all human beings and we are all one.
    Well said

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    isn't it sad we have to live like this? We are all human beings and we are all one.
    Oh Jesus.

    Fukk off, pal. This is the real world, motherfukker. Not one of your John Mayer songs.

    I ain't one with no motherfukker on here.
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    Opie is a realist, stevek is an optomist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Opie is a realist, stevek is an optomist.
    And Seaweed is a bet welcher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    And Seaweed is a bet welcher

    At first glance I thought that said 'bed wetter'.

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