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    Put your bookies sister in the Butter Churner with this pick

    UMASS +7.5

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    Okay.

    Memphis fukker me. So this will bounce me back.

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    umass at +9 now

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    what happened to the guy that used to post threads like this?

    it was always stuff like TEABAG YOUR BOOKIE'S GRANDMA WITH THIS PICK

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    ZBoiz... Probably in prison

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    Isn't UMass QB out?

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    UMASS back up who has never played before in NCAA is starting. Red shirt freshman. Not sure if Akron is good enough to cover and weather will be bad.
    I teased to +14 and under 53 hoping they just run it effectively.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    what happened to the guy that used to post threads like this?

    it was always stuff like TEABAG YOUR BOOKIE'S GRANDMA WITH THIS PICK
    maybe he teabagged the wrong grandma

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    rookies

    put game number

    fukkin hard to find these games

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    rookies

    put game number

    fukkin hard to find these games
    Only 2 college football games tonight.

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    Already a loser

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    maybe the bookie's sister will survive the night?

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    betting UMass over 7.5 for the second half

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    Nah, just going to take my lumps and hope for the under

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    why the under? you bet that too?

    I'm hoping for points

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    sickening loss

    TD pretty quickly but they miss the XP


    then they repeatedly have short FGs but instead go for it on long 4th downs and get stopped

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    these bets are killing me lately


    always just short


    Whipple is a real asshole




    gets the ball back and runs it into the line 3 times and then punts




    Massachusetts at 3:00 MASS AKR
    1st and 10 at 50 Lorenzo Woodley run for a loss of 3 yards to the UMass 47 6 30
    2nd and 13 at UMASS 47 Lorenzo Woodley run for no gain to the UMass 47
    3rd and 13 at UMASS 47 Lorenzo Woodley run for 2 yds to the UMass 49
    UMASS DRIVE TOTALS: 3 plays, -1 yard, 1:40

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    Football on Tuesdays sux

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Football on Tuesdays sux
    Not when you are on the right side.

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    Did he win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    UMASS +7.5
    wtf is a butter churner?

    and what do i have against my bookies sister?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    wtf is a butter churner?
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...l#post23023845

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
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    this?

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    Bear do you and your lady ever have relations or do you sit around and talk about the Royals acquiring a 2nd basemen for the stretch run?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Bear do you and your lady ever have relations or do you sit around and talk about the Royals acquiring a 2nd basemen for the stretch run?
    ofcourse. Never tried the butter churned though

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