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    Cut the fuk out of my hand

    has not stopped bleeding since start of 4th in Lakers-Suns...

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    too fukn drunk and lazy to go get stitches. fack.

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    damnt Mo , you will survive but this hurts your approval rating tremendously

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    Fidel,

    I care much more about approval rating than survival.

    What is recommended course of action with this in mind???

    Amputate?

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    Mo, if the cut isn't too deep, apply pressure to the area until the bleeding stops, wash up and patch it up.

    Mo, if you can feel and move your fingers and hand, you're probably fine.

    Four bowls of Lambs Bread and two bowls of Tiger's Blood OG before bed. OK?

    Mo, don't be afraid to seek help from a trustworthy neighbor or medical professional should the situation deteriorate.

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    of course you have to amputate it
    dude , your hand is obviously showing severe weakness with the cut and then prolonged bleeding
    Mo knows no frailties
    Im not a doctor, but if you leave that hand on that weakness might spread through your body.


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    Mo fill up a bathtub with warm water then go and fully submerge your body in there
    Let us know tomorrow if it helped

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    You might want to go to the hospital. Make sure someone sober drives you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Mo, if the cut isn't too deep, apply pressure to the area until the bleeding stops, wash up and patch it up.

    Mo, if you can feel and move your fingers and hand, you're probably fine.

    Four bowls of Lambs Bread and two bowls of Tiger's Blood OG before bed. OK?

    Mo, don't be afraid to seek help from a trustworthy neighbor or medical professional should the situation deteriorate.
    Parlayin, cut is not really that bad. Just wont stop bleeding. Need it to stop before I move onto steps 2 and 3.

    Parlayin, I only have Tiger blood. but I will smoke 6.

    Parlayin, my closest neighbours in this building are a young Mexican family, a strange british man and his transvestite lover and some guy who is always screaming at someone or something. I am not sure. No medical professional though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    of course you have to amputate it
    dude , your hand is obviously showing severe weakness with the cut and then prolonged bleeding
    Mo knows no frailties
    Im not a doctor, but if you leave that hand on that weakness might spread through your body.
    Fidel, it is already spreading to my lungs and eyebrows. Do they need to be amputated as well?

    Or is it like where when you kill the head vampire all the other vampires go back go normal?

    Either way i am chopping this fukker off...

    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Mo fill up a bathtub with warm water then go and fully submerge your body in there
    Let us know tomorrow if it helped
    Rocky,

    who do you think I am? I am already fully submerged posting from my Waterproof samsung S5...

    I will spend the night here and see if that solves my problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Mo, if the cut isn't too deep, apply pressure to the area until the bleeding stops, wash up and patch it up.

    Mo, if you can feel and move your fingers and hand, you're probably fine.

    Four bowls of Lambs Bread and two bowls of Tiger's Blood OG before bed. OK?

    Mo, don't be afraid to seek help from a trustworthy neighbor or medical professional should the situation deteriorate.
    Parlayer don't be just standing there looking through the window with that dumb face of yours
    Go help the guy!

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    solid fukkin thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post


    solid fukkin thread
    We all have to make sacrifices for the good of the joke sometimes...

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    Mo hang in there

    Let me tell you something young lad....gambling and women will kill you sooner than later

    Best of luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mo hang in there

    Let me tell you something young lad....gambling and women will kill you sooner than later

    Best of luck


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    Mo is gonna wake today...hangover..all bloody as fukk...what a fukking mess

    Mo get your act straight pal

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    Better you end it now than later

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    reverse grip for a couple days Mo
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    has not stopped bleeding since start of 4th in Lakers-Suns...
    ebola

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Mo is gonna wake today...hangover..all bloody as fukk...what a fukking mess

    Mo get your act straight pal

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    duck tape that shit homboy !!!!!!!!! it works for me !!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Mo is gonna wake today...hangover..all bloody as fukk...what a fukking mess

    Mo get your act straight pal
    You are seeing into my life rocky. This is a new low for me. Waking up hungover covered in MY OWN blood.

    Need to turn things around.

    I am almost glad i cut my hand as this threads responses have been worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    You are seeing into my life rocky. This is a new low for me. Waking up hungover covered in MY OWN blood.

    Need to turn things around.

    I am almost glad i cut my hand as this threads responses have been worth it.
    Mo best of luck with the rest of your life pal

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    dont try to be a hero seek medical help.

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    Super glue. I keep that shit everywhere just in case.

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    did you at least get the bleeding to stop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    did you at least get the bleeding to stop?
    Not quite yet. Soon though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Not quite yet. Soon though.
    Alright, let us know in a week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    of course you have to amputate it
    dude , your hand is obviously showing severe weakness with the cut and then prolonged bleeding
    Mo knows no frailties
    Im not a doctor, but if you leave that hand on that weakness might spread through your body.


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    Bleeding finally stopped.

    Fuk I was a mess back then.

    Slightly less of a mess now.

    SLIGHTLY being the operative word.

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    As usual I gave the best advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    As usual I gave the best advice
    Applying ice to pussy doesn't work here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    As usual I gave the best advice


    At least Mo had an actual injury

    Fukking Capy falls, scrapes his paws and is wanting to call a CODE BLUE

    Glad you lived Mo

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post


    At least Mo had an actual injury

    Fukking Capy falls, scrapes his paws and is wanting to call a CODE BLUE

    Glad you lived Mo
    Thanks, Krak.

    I am also glad I lived.

    Is code blue a real thing? They always say it in the movies.

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    Yes, we have one going on currently in Capy's thread

    You should pop in and see me and Gaucho run the code

    Capy fell, hurt his hands and has now OD'd on advil

    He's hanging on by a thread right now Mo

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