1. 11-03-14 10:39 PM #1
    MangoKush
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    Trying to start a tourney.

    Got a tourney set up. Mango's fire in the bowl tourney. 300 point buy in, 32 man, winner take all
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  2. 11-03-14 10:39 PM #2
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    how is your thread fading lakerboy going?
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  3. 11-03-14 10:42 PM #3
    Russian Rocket
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    Kush post a link to the tourney in here, so people would know where to go to.

    ...and it's all sports, people...10-20 plays per week
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  4. 11-03-14 10:46 PM #4
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    Down about 2 units after today. Just as I thought hes getting in his usual form. As I said it was an experimental thread but there is no point continuing with every post being someone bitching about how I'm hurting his feelings.
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  5. 11-03-14 10:48 PM #5
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    http://contests.sportsbookreview.com...-tourney-5123/
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  6. 11-03-14 11:07 PM #6
    ParlayininHTown
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    Pass.

    I won't be able to handle the massive blow to my self-esteem that comes with finishing last yet again.
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  7. 11-03-14 11:11 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Pass.

    I won't be able to handle the massive blow to my self-esteem that comes with finishing last yet again.
    You can't finish last, you'll just lose in the round of 32

    Great avatar btw
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  8. 11-03-14 11:12 PM #8
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    What's the countdown to death tho?
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  9. 11-03-14 11:22 PM #9
    ParlayininHTown
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoKush View Post
    What's the countdown to death tho?

    Kush, I can't let myself go 10 years without getting laid. It's unacceptable.
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  10. 11-03-14 11:29 PM #10
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    If you really want to get laid but are having trouble, why don't you just get a prostitute? Where you from anyway?
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  11. 11-03-14 11:32 PM #11
    ParlayininHTown
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    Kush, a prostitute is paid ... It doesn't count. It's not right.

    I have to earn it.

    Kush, the answer is in my handle.
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  12. 11-03-14 11:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Kush, I can't let myself go 10 years without getting laid. It's unacceptable.
    PARLAYER. Come to Brazil. I will set you up. No joke.
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  13. 11-03-14 11:35 PM #13
    ParlayininHTown
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    Kush, I'm in the tourney, pal.
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  14. 11-03-14 11:38 PM #14
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    Parlay baby steps. Get the hooker, fukk her brains out, and that will at least gain you some confidence to help with your ultimate goal, earned pussy.
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  15. 11-03-14 11:40 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Kush, I'm in the tourney, pal.

    As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.
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  16. 11-03-14 11:41 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoKush View Post
    As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.


    parlayer buried
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  17. 11-03-14 11:45 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post


    parlayer buried
    Parlay, I'm just kidding with you. But seriously go fukk a hooker, then work on your epa. If you do that you will feel so much better man
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  18. 11-03-14 11:45 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauulzcappin View Post
    PARLAYER. Come to Brazil. I will set you up. No joke.
    Pauulz is good people.

    Quote Originally Posted by MangoKush View Post
    As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.
    I have absolutely no chance to win this, but you're correct that the hat would help.
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  19. 11-03-14 11:45 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoKush View Post
    As a non-pro, you can get a nice hat if you win. That'll definitely help with the ladies.


    kush did with parlayer what parlayer does with the dallas stars

    YIKES
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  20. 11-03-14 11:48 PM #20
    ParlayininHTown
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    I know I have absolutely no purpose in life and am destined to be a fukking loser forever.
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  21. 11-03-14 11:49 PM #21
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    Why would I even bother to get up in the morning. I mean, only a complete moron who can't even figure out the most simple things would continue to live when he's this pathetic and worthless.
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  22. 11-03-14 11:53 PM #22
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    All jokes aside, I really hope you're kidding. Everything seems worse in the moment, but it will get better. And it will get better even faster if you fukk a hooker. This is where I go when I don't feel like exerting any effort.

    http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

    They got some great deals
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  23. 11-04-14 12:07 AM #23
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    Nah, a better idea is for me to bang my head against the wall while cursing myself out until I knock myself out, so I'll better understand that I'm a fukking worthless piece of shit who should just quit doing anything.
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  24. 11-04-14 12:10 AM #24
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    I don't know man, I'd rather bang some pussy than my head, but hey, whatever floats your boat
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  25. 11-04-14 12:12 AM #25
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    Name: peaches.jpg Views: 145 Size: 29.0 KB


    She wants it Parlayer.

    Just kinda ignore the face.
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  26. 11-04-14 12:57 PM #26
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    Cmon guys get in the tourney! Me and Parlayer really need this hat!
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  27. 11-04-14 02:10 PM #27
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    I don't bet points to labor intensive

    I never got into point betting
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  28. 11-04-14 02:38 PM #28
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    Why is this thread in poker forum?
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  29. 11-04-14 02:51 PM #29
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    I'm in
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  30. 11-04-14 02:59 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    I'm in

    That's what I'm talkin about! Laker/wizzle antfather double bogey where ya'll at?? Need some easy money!
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  31. 11-04-14 07:26 PM #31
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    Bunch of pussie ass broke dikk fukks don't wanna lose 300 points. Talk all the shit but can't even afford 300 points. Can't make it up
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  32. 11-04-14 07:50 PM #32
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    Kushy who is that chick??
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  33. 11-04-14 07:55 PM #33
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    She's a marvelous young lady with a promising future ahead. Her name is Peaches
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  34. 11-04-14 07:56 PM #34
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    Get in the tourney just for men gel
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  35. 11-05-14 02:39 AM #35
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    Benny I don't see you registered pal, you didn't chicken out like Lakerboy, T-wizzle, Antfather, Double Bogey, And thetrinity did you?
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