Public services announcement

[unde0087]

If anyone is low on lotion go to the store and buy it quickly. Prices will sky rocket by 7 pm eastern as Mets will be on ESPN tonight. The ESPN announcing crew will be buying mass quantities so they can jerk off to Soto all night long and shortages are very likely to follow.

Thank You

[stevenash]

^
Too funny

[unde0087]

Crisis adverted the game has been postponed

[Optional]

[newton0038]

I hear Diddy has got his seized lube returned, have the ESPN/Mets freak off at his place.