1. 10-24-14 06:27 PM #1
    almondjoy
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    Going to Vegas. How to ditch the old lady?

    I'm going with a friend of mine, basically a older lady I'm not that into but she has sugarmomma qualities. She doesn't gamble and is going to be bugging me to do things and pay her attention.

    Bottom line, I just want to bet games, play poker, eat good food and spend as much time away from her as possible.


    How do I keep her occupied/distracted? What can I do to get away from her yet not make her cry or feel bad, I won't be giving her money to shop.. if anything I will be getting money from her. Gameplan?
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  2. 10-24-14 06:32 PM #2
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    Have her go to the spa. Then pool. That will give you a few hours to yourself.

    The rest of the time you gonna have to do some wining, dining and fukking. Or else go alone.

    You can also try getting her so drunk that she gets sick. She passes out in room, you hit the casino floor.
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  3. 10-24-14 06:33 PM #3
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    Slip her some acid while she is not looking.
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  4. 10-24-14 06:35 PM #4
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    tell her you got an Ebola symptoms - she'll be gone in no time
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  5. 10-24-14 06:36 PM #5
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    do you get laid man??

    give me more details about you two
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  6. 10-24-14 06:42 PM #6
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    Tell her you got lice
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  7. 10-24-14 06:43 PM #7
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    or crabs
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  8. 10-24-14 06:45 PM #8
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    or aids
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  9. 10-24-14 06:45 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Tell her you got lice
    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    or crabs
    Quote Originally Posted by TankHankerous View Post
    or aids
    or all three
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  10. 10-24-14 06:47 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    or all three
    Thats ebola.
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  11. 10-24-14 06:48 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    or all three
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  12. 10-24-14 06:51 PM #12
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    But seriously roofies in your room with a do not disturb sign

    a shari temple
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    Quote Originally Posted by TankHankerous View Post
    But seriously roofies in your room with a do not disturb sign

    a shari temple
    Tank, is there a story to this?
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  14. 10-24-14 06:54 PM #14
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    Tell her u were born a woman and maybe she will dump u.
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    Just goofin Digger
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  16. 10-24-14 07:00 PM #16
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    Use a marker and put a bunch of red dots around your lips
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  17. 10-24-14 07:01 PM #17
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    Get her a real gigalo.
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  18. 10-24-14 07:03 PM #18
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    All good tips, thanks. Thinking crushed sleeping pills slipped in a soft drink would be huge...
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  19. 10-24-14 07:03 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Slip her some acid while she is not looking.
    Yeah...you're a real role model you are
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  20. 10-24-14 07:05 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by almondjoy View Post
    All good tips, thanks. Thinking crushed sleeping pills slipped in a soft drink would be huge...
    Choke yourself immediately
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    Take her to the craps table and she can watch, it's fun to watch and get drunk even if you don't gamble

    then promise to eat her box or whatever after hooters
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    Forcibly take her brother from behind and make him urs. She would surely dump u then.
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  23. 10-24-14 07:18 PM #23
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    This Guy will be broke Vegas in one month begging his girl to take him back crying

    The kids a rookie
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  24. 10-24-14 07:22 PM #24
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    jjgold.. I think we can work something out. I know you would like to break your 8 year cold streak and dive into some Columbian p*ssy. She is about your age and would be very eager to please and you could help me get time to myself to gamble.
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    You're going to be in Vegas.. let's set this up.
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  26. 10-24-14 07:25 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by almondjoy View Post
    jjgold.. I think we can work something out. I know you would like to break your 8 year cold streak and dive into some Columbian p*ssy. She is about your age and would be very eager to please and you could help me get time to myself to gamble.

    See I said get her a real gigalo, pal. Now you're thinking.
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  27. 10-24-14 07:26 PM #27
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    Almond Joy give urself a gift tonight, the freaken estrogen oozing out of u is despicable .

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  28. 10-24-14 07:26 PM #28
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    Allman Joy I like your style man I would defi take her off your hands

    You just have a fight with her and I'll be in a strategic location and ask her what happened and I'll comfort her
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  29. 10-24-14 07:30 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Allman Joy I like your style man I would defi take her off your hands

    You just have a fight with her and I'll be in a strategic location and ask her what happened and I'll comfort her

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    Jj would def hit that. Look like his aunt, I bet.
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  31. 10-24-14 07:34 PM #31
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    Translation: OP's mother is bringing him along on a trip to Vegas and he needs a way to sneak off after he has been given his walking-around money
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  32. 10-24-14 07:35 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramones951 View Post
    Translation: OP's mother is bringing him along on a trip to Vegas and he needs a way to sneak off after he has been given his walking-around money


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  33. 10-24-14 07:36 PM #33
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    Would you want JJ Gold to penetrate your mom pal? Get the f*k outta here
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    Quote Originally Posted by almondjoy View Post
    Corbin would bust a nutin 1 minute 30 secs flat
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  35. 10-24-14 07:38 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by almondjoy View Post
    Is that Maude?
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