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    1 american, 1 french and johnny got caught by a tribe in the amazones

    the tribe said if the total of ur diks aint 27cm, we kill you all

    american got 14cm, french got 12cm, johnny got 1cm

    after they were released, both yank and frog laughing at johnny, johnny said if i didnt get a hard-on looking at tribe woman's titties....both you mother fackers are killed

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    When we win we do like to gloat because were gamblers and I have big egos

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    Johnny if u really do have a short manhood u best step up in the jokes department.


    I like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    When we win we do like to gloat because were gamblers and I have big egos
    That's all u got?

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    My wife is scared of penetrating me and i make her squirt daily, I am ok in the sex thingy

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny99 View Post
    My wife is scared of penetrating me and i make her squirt daily, I am ok in the sex thingy
    Yes, ur wife is scared of violating you. I understand. U might bleed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Yes, ur wife is scared of violating you. I understand. U might bleed.
    Hahhahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I need not say anything more
    ignoring the mistake... first guy I thought of was Lakerman

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    ignoring the mistake... first guy I thought of was Lakerman
    The mistake is on porpoise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    The mistake is on porpoise.

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    As long as you make your opinions known before the game starts, thump away. The worst is the trash talkers who wait for the game to end to start trashing posters who are willing to put their opinions on the line. It's really easy to be a big dog when you know the result.

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    lol

    its a war now

    Men relax and lets WIN

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    I will chest stomp all year over TB!!

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    Bigday I bet your the type of guy that walks around supermarket with no shirt on

    Do that in NJ I put your fukkin head in the fruit section and then tell you to go put a fukkin shirt on and kick you out and you face will have all berry, cherries and fig fukkin marks

    I would put a fukkin show on for the chicks like I am Mr proper

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    go figure...JJ hangs out in the "fruit" section

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bigday I bet your the type of guy that walks around supermarket with no shirt on

    Do that in NJ I put your fukkin head in the fruit section and then tell you to go put a fukkin shirt on and kick you out and you face will have all berry, cherries and fig fukkin marks

    I would put a fukkin show on for the chicks like I am Mr proper


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    Quote Originally Posted by jarvol View Post
    You're a real dumbshit JJ.
    lol

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