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    Petey Wheatstraw
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    I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up - Better than 1-800-GAMBLER

    I'm brainstorming about getting some electronic devices distributed in which a capper, gambler, fool or whatever you want to call yourself to summon in your darkest hours of LOSINGISM.

    They show up very regularly practically begging for help and a winner to drag them out of loser's hell.

    There will be no ambulance sent however, when YOU PRESS THE BUTTON. A 7 day maximum window is required to dig you from the depths of HELL.

    To demonstrate the POWER of this device, I will push the button myself, to show it's effectiveness.

    Sunday 10/26/2014 4:25 est >Take the Cleveland Browns and give he 7 and the hook vs. the Oakland Raiders<.

    Pretty powerful device, just wait and see.

    Business opens Monday October 27, 2014 - Caution Only use in EMERGENCY situations.

    Here's your button. >>>>><<<<<

    Petey Wheatstraw 911

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    Smoke
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    Jeffie
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    You're fawkin weird pal.

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    Petey Wheatstraw
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    It's like a good suspense movie Smoke, you have to see (read) it twice.

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