I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up - Better than 1-800-GAMBLER
I'm brainstorming about getting some electronic devices distributed in which a capper, gambler, fool or whatever you want to call yourself to summon in your darkest hours of LOSINGISM.
They show up very regularly practically begging for help and a winner to drag them out of loser's hell.
There will be no ambulance sent however, when YOU PRESS THE BUTTON. A 7 day maximum window is required to dig you from the depths of HELL.
To demonstrate the POWER of this device, I will push the button myself, to show it's effectiveness.
Sunday 10/26/2014 4:25 est >Take the Cleveland Browns and give he 7 and the hook vs. the Oakland Raiders<.
Pretty powerful device, just wait and see.
Business opens Monday October 27, 2014 - Caution Only use in EMERGENCY situations.