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    the person checking your resume more than likely lied on his. they only check credit reports as they don't want "discover" calling their offfice every other month or so. the only way to get ahead in life is to "lie, cheat, and steal", unless you have good looks and personality.

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    faked like i didn't know my buddy and his folks weren't going to be home one weekend

    dude's sister asked me for a ride home and going to see a Phish show near there anyway

    her- "mom dad big bro anybody home??"

    me- "hey do you mind if i take a shower real quick before taking off?"

    her- "oh ya no problem i was going to jump in there myself"

    hell of a weekend lots of gatorade to replace electrolytes

    was most importantly and honorably never discussed or mentioned again

    Coach she is married with kids now

    and hugh
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    The purpose in life is to lie, cheat and steal without getting caught. A wise man once told me to take your secrets to the grave because dead men don't talk.

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    Its probably best to find a resume online and just use it

    I guess just put my name and address on it and study it

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    jj I wouldnt mind if you opened a door and an anvil fell on top a your dome cartoon style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spedizzo View Post
    I lied that I had an Accounting internship to get my last job in the Accounting field



    I also lied that my college GPA was 3.4 when it was 2.8
    Lol nice, where do you work? I am surprised that they did not ask you for transcripts or follow up with the internship.


    Good work

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Its probably best to find a resume online and just use it

    I guess just put my name and address on it and study it
    one time, this was like ten or so years ago, i used this resume template in microsoft word or works, one of the two. and i used it to put together my own resume. and i must have i uploaded it to careerbuilder before i saved it, because this mf who interviewed me thought i was the dude in the template! i was 24 at the time and this resume he had in his hand went back to the 70s, before i was born. this resume template has the dude winning like, presidential international sales awards everywhere he went. ivy league education. the works. it was tricked out. so he starts reading off the shit, so enthusiastic to be in my presence. and i was like, 'naw man, that ain't me, i never worked there...no, not there either.' and he was like, i thought you looked a little young. but this dude would have totally just went with it if i had just gone with it.

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    Saloon this cole cut whoreshit thread. Ban JJ.

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    Proves my point
    human resource deps are too stupid to check in most cases and of course too lazy

    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    one time, this was like ten or so years ago, i used this resume template in microsoft word or works, one of the two. and i used it to put together my own resume. and i must have i uploaded it to careerbuilder before i saved it, because this mf who interviewed me thought i was the dude in the template! i was 24 at the time and this resume he had in his hand went back to the 70s, before i was born. this resume template has the dude winning like, presidential international sales awards everywhere he went. ivy league education. the works. it was tricked out. so he starts reading off the shit, so enthusiastic to be in my presence. and i was like, 'naw man, that ain't me, i never worked there...no, not there either.' and he was like, i thought you looked a little young. but this dude would have totally just went with it if i had just gone with it.

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    Where have u been all night Pitbull?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Yup.... Lol

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    Send them a link to all your SBR videos

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    Just tell them your connected to the mob and you will kill them if you dont get a job

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    Last time I faked my resume was back in high school when I was applying for Walmart. Didn't have work experience and so I had to come through with some fake address in Mexico and said it was own by my uncle and made up a bogus address because I knew they wouldn't call.

    Got the job

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    faked like i didn't know my buddy and his folks weren't going to be home one weekend

    dude's sister asked me for a ride home and going to see a Phish show near there anyway

    her- "mom dad big bro anybody home??"

    me- "hey do you mind if i take a shower real quick before taking off?"

    her- "oh ya no problem i was going to jump in there myself"

    hell of a weekend lots of gatorade to replace electrolytes

    was most importantly and honorably never discussed or mentioned again

    Coach she is married with kids now

    and hugh
    cool story bro

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    Jesus, Americans are so dumb, they can't even get a $25K job without fake resumes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    Jesus, Americans are so dumb, they can't even get a $25K job without fake resumes
    dont confuse americans with jjgold

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Last time I faked my resume was back in high school when I was applying for Walmart. Didn't have work experience and so I had to come through with some fake address in Mexico and said it was own by my uncle and made up a bogus address because I knew they wouldn't call.

    Got the job
    you need a resume to work at Walmart?

    I feel like I am in a rain forest when I look at their employees

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    I have only faked orgasms, my resumes are real

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    Go ahead an lie. Most company do not check . If they do call it will the last job you put down. An yes you can even lie about the college you went to an the gpa.

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    I think if a high end job there must be more checking
    also when companies get over 500 applicants for each job they do not have the manpower to check

    looking good in the interview is the whole thing if it gets that far

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I think if a high end job there must be more checking
    also when companies get over 500 applicants for each job they do not have the manpower to check

    looking good in the interview is the whole thing if it gets that far
    If you are applying for a job along with 500 other people....that must be a pretty shitty job. Apply for jobs that only a few people could ever get, and then write your resume to sound as much like one of those people as possible.

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