1. #36
    manny24
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    one night of unbridled passion was top prize for Shari's US Open contest

    i didn't thik there was a dropdown bracket but congrats on the win anyway Coach

    JJ is hornier than a 3-peckered billy goat

    heard he almost fukked his aunt one time

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    Manny when you haven't gotten laid in 14 years you're horny every day 24 hours a day
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    haven't gotten laid in almost 24 hours

    if i had a pu$$y pad like that my squaw would be rubbing her legs together like a cricket

    she would prolly make me try the backflip off the headboard again

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    haven't gotten laid in almost 24 hours

    if i had a pu$$y pad like that my squaw would be rubbing her legs together like a cricket

    she would prolly make me try the backflip off the headboard again

    I fukking hate you with a passion, Manny.

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    Manny has it all

    I wish I had a real pussy pad

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Manny when you haven't gotten laid in 14 years you're horny every day 24 hours a day
    Bull shit. You have never gone nearly that long without sex.

    This shit isn't a fukking joke. Going without sex, romance and dating can have seriously detrimental physical and mental effects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Manny when you haven't gotten laid in 14 years you're horny every day 24 hours a day


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    Parlay swear I'm not joking

    When I was in Vegas I almost could've gotten laid

    I think if I stay in Vegas for a long time say year I'll get laid twice

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    "Almost couldve gotten" lol. So you almost or nearly got to the point that you couldve gotten laid?

    Thats like the department of redundancy department...

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