1. 09-06-14 04:51 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Always Have A Night Gambling Plan

    especially during football season
    have different plans of actions while day action in progress

    I have 3 plans usually as backup for night card
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  2. 09-06-14 05:06 PM #2
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    Here's my plan for the night card:

    1. Stay indoors with the lights off and the blinds closed so the neighbors can't see that I'm alone on Saturday night ... AGAIN. (They'll know after dark, though, because they'll probably see the light coming from the TV. I bet they talk about me and say things like, "Boy, I can't believe that young man is always alone at home on Friday and Saturday night. Guy must be a complete weirdo who has no one to hang with.")

    2. Have tons of action ongoing, as it will at least partially distract myself from my dark thoughts and beneath-the-surface issues. The main goal here is to avoid sitting through commercials or watching the latter part of games for which my bets have no chance of winning.

    3. Get really high so I think and feel as little as possible.

    4. Scan SBR's forums for a cheap laugh or two.


    These are my Saturday nights now ... Please, for the love of anything and everything holy, don't let yourself become this, fellas.
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  3. 09-06-14 05:13 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Here's my plan for the night card:

    1. Stay indoors with the lights off and the blinds closed so the neighbors can't see that I'm alone on Saturday night ... AGAIN. (They'll know after dark, though, because they'll probably see the light coming from the TV. I bet they talk about me and say things like, "Boy, I can't believe that young man is always alone at home on Friday and Saturday night. Guy must be a complete weirdo who has no one to hang with.")

    2. Have tons of action ongoing, as it will at least partially distract myself from my dark thoughts and beneath-the-surface issues. The main goal here is to avoid sitting through commercials or watching the latter part of games for which my bets have no chance of winning.

    3. Get really high so I think and feel as little as possible.

    4. Scan SBR's forums for a cheap laugh or two.


    These are my Saturday nights now ... Please, for the love of anything and everything holy, don't let yourself become this, fellas.
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  4. 09-06-14 05:22 PM #4
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    Notre Dame?
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  5. 09-06-14 05:26 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post

    Notre Dame?

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...needs-win.html
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  6. 09-06-14 05:33 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Here's my plan for the night card:

    1. Stay indoors with the lights off and the blinds closed so the neighbors can't see that I'm alone on Saturday night ... AGAIN. (They'll know after dark, though, because they'll probably see the light coming from the TV. I bet they talk about me and say things like, "Boy, I can't believe that young man is always alone at home on Friday and Saturday night. Guy must be a complete weirdo who has no one to hang with.")

    2. Have tons of action ongoing, as it will at least partially distract myself from my dark thoughts and beneath-the-surface issues. The main goal here is to avoid sitting through commercials or watching the latter part of games for which my bets have no chance of winning.

    3. Get really high so I think and feel as little as possible.

    4. Scan SBR's forums for a cheap laugh or two.


    These are my Saturday nights now ... Please, for the love of anything and everything holy, don't let yourself become this, fellas.
    Welcome back, buddy.
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  7. 09-06-14 06:41 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post



    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Welcome back, buddy.

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  8. 09-06-14 06:46 PM #8
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    Lol

    Parlay are one strange individual

    How come you don't take lithium??

    There's even a Hydro Plex chloride element that you can take it make you feel better


    Also why don't you take on the in ceremony accounting??


    I think you're a good guy but you also need help and a lot of individual things
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  9. 09-06-14 06:51 PM #9
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    simple really

    whatever your figure is +/- tonight just put it on Ravens -1.5 tomorrow

    either double up or even

    walla
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  10. 09-06-14 07:04 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How come you don't take lithium??

    There's even a Hydro Plex chloride element that you can take it make you feel better


    Also why don't you take on the in ceremony accounting??

    You lost me here, Coach.
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  11. 09-06-14 07:13 PM #11
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    Lithobid x2 (Morning and Lunch)

    Prozac x1 (Morning)

    Seroquel x1 (Bedtime)

    Will get you in order , Parlayin
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  12. 09-06-14 07:19 PM #12
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    Sammy see my NFL Pumped up video tomorrow AM

    If that does not get you going nothing will
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  13. 09-06-14 07:25 PM #13
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    Jesus Sam Odom your medicine cabinet sounds like fukkin walgreens guy
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  14. 09-06-14 07:31 PM #14
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    Plan B after condom breaks.
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  15. 09-06-14 07:34 PM #15
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    Buddy, we gotta think more ahead than that. I mean recycling centers and plasma donations are not open 24/7.
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  16. 09-06-14 07:35 PM #16
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    My night plan is to hang on to the money I won during the day.
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  17. 09-06-14 07:40 PM #17
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    Always have a night drinking plan :an_light
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  18. 09-06-14 07:42 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Plan B after condom breaks.
    Push em down a flight of stairs.
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  19. 09-06-14 07:55 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post

    Jesus Sam Odom your medicine cabinet sounds like fukkin walgreens guy

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  20. 09-06-14 08:00 PM #20
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    Which plan did you go with tonight, JJ?
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  21. 09-06-14 09:05 PM #21
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    Watched porn and took away pressure of watching games

    gambling can be real bad
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  22. 09-06-14 09:39 PM #22
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    What did you do for the next 58 minutes while the game was on?
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  23. 09-06-14 10:09 PM #23
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    Well I was looking at two late games since midweek. I bet one and go back to chill in.
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  24. 09-06-14 11:03 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by cruzing vato View Post
    Well I was looking at two late games since midweek. I bet one and go back to chill in.
    Orale papi chulo!
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  25. 09-07-14 09:31 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by cruzing vato View Post
    Well I was looking at two late games since midweek. I bet one and go back to chill in.
    que onda Cruzer!!!!!!!!

    sorry i missed your daughters quinceanera guey

    dropped off an envelope for her with Chuy though ese

    PM me your plays today mang
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  26. 09-07-14 09:41 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    Hahaha cudi
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