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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    that's a huge bitch!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    Bobby, I don't know if your dad taught you well, but do not get married until you've had some variety (in both relationships and chicks that you've fukked). You're young; you don't even know yourself yet. And here you are, going to be raising another man's children? You're marrying a woman that obviously does not care about her health (as evidenced by her body mass). The woman looks like you could be her son, for God's sake.

    I know - you think she's special. She'll be different. Everything you read online or hear from other people won't happen to you. The reality is that she's not special, she won't be different, and the odds are that you will be unhappy. Who you are today is not the same person you will be in 10 years. But in 10 years, you just might feel trapped - because you've decided to raise another man's children.

    Marriage is supposed to be forever. How long have you two been dating? Do you even know each other? Fukk, do you even know yourself yet? Why are people in such a huge rush to get married these days?

    Lastly, it is a huge red flag that it took her forever to answer the question. She has children to think of, and maybe she doesn't see you as the strong father type that her children need.

    Bobby, these are all things that your dad should've taught you.
    I feel bad because all of this is spot on but I don't think Bobby is mentally capable of understanding it.

    He's a good dude but....you know.

    Just hoping for the best and he doesn't get completely destroyed emotionally and financially.

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    Chilidog, they almost broke up last night. That freaked bobby the fukk out. He is panicking. He feels that proposing to her is the only way he can keep her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    Who you are today is not the same person you will be in 10 years.
    No offense to Bobby, but I think mentally in 10 years he's gonna be exactly where he is at right now and where he was 10 years ago...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    No offense to Bobby, but I think mentally in 10 years he's gonna be exactly where he is at right now and where he was 10 years ago...
    Mentally? Why is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Mentally? Why is that?
    triple D, you're starting to worry me, pal

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    actually some good mature advice here

    proud of sbr guys

    although your not talking him out of it


    Men as long as he does not have kids he really cannot get hurt too much financially..right??

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    shes hit the jackpot, hes lost 10k and got a $10 freeplay.
    I dont min fatties, but she doesnt even look like she washes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    shes hit the jackpot, hes lost 10k and got a $10 freeplay.
    I dont min fatties, but she doesnt even look like she washes.
    I wonder if it's true what they say about fat chicks and blowjobs?

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    Lots of warning signs here Bobby your not married yet remember that
    She took a heck of a long time to say YES
    The Black dude was with her before had kids with her and hangs at your house and became your friend????
    When you work he is there while the kids are at school???
    Get a small tape recorder Bobby plant it in your house make sure you know whats going on
    I know your liking the kids and they like you but look at some of the warning signs
    YOUR NOT MARRIED YET

    One other footnote here after your married big only gets bigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    I wonder if it's true what they say about fat chicks and blowjobs?
    100% true.

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    What do they say ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    What do they say ?
    That they are good at it numb nuts.

    kinda have to be.

    not much action otherwise

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    Ok

    I would bang one

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    JFC, that was a cringe worthy video. Please tell me that was staged just to get some Youtube money.

    Watching that video is like watching someone blow dry their hair while sitting in a bathtub. You just know it won't end well.

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    nobody knows

    It could last 25 years

    Maybe Bobby likes being with someone and kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    nobody knows

    It could last 25 years

    Maybe Bobby likes being with someone and kids
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    does this guy not have a father or friends to smack some sense into him? who would marry a morbidly obese mudshark with black kids and a group of lowlifes always hanging around?
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Lots of warning signs here Bobby your not married yet remember that
    She took a heck of a long time to say YES
    The Black dude was with her before had kids with her and hangs at your house and became your friend????
    When you work he is there while the kids are at school???
    Get a small tape recorder Bobby plant it in your house make sure you know whats going on
    I know your liking the kids and they like you but look at some of the warning signs
    YOUR NOT MARRIED YET

    One other footnote here after your married big only gets bigger
    koncker you're not half as dumb as you look pal

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    Poor guy looks like hes taking care of quite the household there.

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    fukkin scavenger hunt inside a cracker jack box filled with god knows who
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    Quote Originally Posted by existential View Post
    does this guy not have a father or friends to smack some sense into him? who would marry a morbidly obese mudshark with black kids and a group of lowlifes always hanging around?
    Pretty much nailed it


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    Somebody said Zeta is involved also???

    Does he live there too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Somebody said Zeta is involved also???

    Does he live there too?
    Could you imagine? Zeta in the basement on a cot.

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    Bcats, how could you let this happen? Are you encouraging him? Where are Bobby's friends to tell him what a colossal mistake he's walking in to?

    Any chance we could adult protective services involved?

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    Obviously the first girl that has shown Bibby any kind of love and he just can't think rationally......I remember being infatuated with my first girlfriend in like 4th or 5th grade, prob the same mindset unfortunately here only 20 years later

    Also Bib just not the type of guy that would ever back out of this type of thing head on....Can't see him standing up for himself and leaving the situation if he were to fukkin wise up, meaning he's built a huge hole for himself that will be extremely tough to dig out of

    All joking aside, does this ever end in anything other than a complete disaster?

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    Run Bobbby, RUN!!! Don't do it!

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    At this stage of my career I would fall in love with the first girl that made love to me

    I can picture it now and going nuts over her and watch her 24 hours a day and make sure no guy ever ever talks to her

    If you do not get a lot of attention you will grab the ones they give it to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    At this stage of my career I would fall in love with the first girl that made love to me

    I can picture it now and going nuts over her and watch her 24 hours a day and make sure no guy ever ever talks to her

    If you do not get a lot of attention you will grab the ones they give it to you

    This is about Bobby…....not you.
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    Bobby is going through with it

    We have a lot of marriage counselors here I see

    We are not in his shoes

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    Bobby could teach the majority his age and under here many more things than they can teach him.......beyond his years in smarts.

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    Jesus Bobby don't do this

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    I think you guys are under estimating Bobby

    The kids from the streets of Philadelphia area

    He can handle himself and knows exactly what he is doing

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    Bobby is feeling the pain of being engaged now...slowly overdosing on fukking potstickers....guyzzzz


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    Rocket your under estimating this guy

    This guy will kick your ass and my ass at same time

    Rocket he has a clue

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