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    The Kraken
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    How can YOU help your fellow posters?

    Miley can give free tax advice

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    I can give free medical advice

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    What about the rest of you fukks? How you helpin out around here?

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    mcdonae101
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    When did he say buy INO, I own a few hundred shares, just wondering when y'all got in

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    Pauulzcappin
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Miley can give free tax advice

    Brock provides the best fades

    NYSportsguy gives out the best stock tips (INO)

    I can give free medical advice

    Giant gives out free counseling

    Mayan can provide landscape design advice

    What about the rest of you fukks? How you helpin out around here?

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    milwaukee mike
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    for the free medical advice, if i can only get it up while watching avril videos, is that a problem?

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    ParlayininHTown
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    I offer nothing because I am worth nothing.

    What do you people expect from a complete piece of trash who doesn't deserve to breathe?

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    milwaukee mike
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    I offer nothing because I am worth nothing.

    What do you people expect from a complete piece of trash who doesn't deserve to breathe?
    well, that pretty much sums up landers and he is good for fades

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    The Kraken
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcdonae101 View Post
    When did he say buy INO, I own a few hundred shares, just wondering when y'all got in
    I just bumped the thread in the politics sub-forum
    I bought in at $2.15 based 100% on his opinion

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    opie1988
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    I can offer advice on the best "medicinal herb".

    Lately I've been on a big Diablo Kush kick. And of course still going hard on them dabs.

    #rollup
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    Guys, counseling sessions are available Monday through Friday at a low cost of only 25 points per hour.

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    Thank you for getting out the word, Kraken. Let's help our fellow posters as much as we can.

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    The Kraken
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    for the free medical advice, if i can only get it up while watching avril videos, is that a problem?
    Mikey unless you're fuxking Avril, yes it's a problem.

    Unless Mrs. Mil lets you watch Avril videos during intercourse, then no.

    I can see where the confusion stems from

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    I can provide a detailed step-by-step on how to set up and more importantly successfully launch BUK 1 through 3...PM to schedule appt

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    You can teach me how to land a Boeing on a beach!?!?

    This is why I started this thread, I'd have never known otherwise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I can provide a detailed step-by-step on how to setup and more importantly successfully launch BUK 1 through 3...PM to schedule appt

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    The Kraken
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I can offer advice on the best "medicinal herb".

    Lately I've been on a big Diablo Kush kick. And of course still going hard on them dabs.

    #rollup
    Opie Kush

    What about an instructional video for swinging a softball bat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    do something Malaysian air cant? Land a plane

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    Sadly, this is all I have to offer

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    zizoudane10
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I can offer advice on the best "medicinal herb".

    Lately I've been on a big Diablo Kush kick. And of course still going hard on them dabs.

    #rollup
    Now put your smoke up in the air and raise your henny and coke
    And if you really wanna get fukked up, just let me know
    We can smoke till there's no more lighter fluid to do it
    Lets get into it You smoking with the triedest and truest
    I got the Midas touch when it comes to rolling shit up
    You motherfuckas ain't smoking
    You just holding shit up Now here we go
    Let's get up, get down, hold up a blunt
    I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number one
    Cuz if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed
    Now them words are just a little more personal for me

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    BiTeMe UsAdOj
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Now put your smoke up in the air and raise your henny and coke
    And if you really wanna get fukked up, just let me know
    We can smoke till there's no more lighter fluid to do it
    Lets get into it You smoking with the triedest and truest
    I got the Midas touch when it comes to rolling shit up
    You motherfuckas ain't smoking
    You just holding shit up Now here we go
    Let's get up, get down, hold up a blunt
    I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number one
    Cuz if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed
    Now them words are just a little more personal for me
    ^^ Yeah, Loshak can have his moments when throwin down some verse...
    ...WHEN JoJo is helping him.

    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    I can help people spell correctly.
    Sadly, noone appreciates it.
    Are you sure no one does?
    Pretty sure this guy appreciates your efforts:


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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    ^^ Yeah, Loshak can have his moments when throwin down some verse...
    ...WHEN JoJo is helping him.
    Loshak writes Dre's texts? Good job Loshak.
    Is JoJo the one that stands behind Eminem's lyrical genius?

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    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    I can help people spell correctly.
    Sadly, noone appreciates it.
    No one

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