1. 07-20-14 12:01 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    At least you got out of the house.

    I spent the whole evening inside watching MLS and MLB. I didn't even bother to grab or cook some dinner.

    Can't believe I'm letting the prime years of my life slip away like this, but what's the point in trying when it will just end in complete disappointment and frustration?

    I'm too much of a worthless, boring loser to figure out anything.
    At least it's safe inside bro
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  2. 07-20-14 12:02 AM #37
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    What are you guys doing??? Parlay??????

    Plaza man pretty narrow minded in today's day and age to have gay phobia

    MANY AMERICANS SO WEAK, INSECURE and Narrow minded
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  3. 07-20-14 12:05 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiverBoatGambler View Post
    At least it's safe inside bro
    Meh ... I don't mind the risks that come with being out late.

    What's the worst that could happen? I die? At this point, not even I care if I get killed.
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  4. 07-20-14 12:12 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    MANY AMERICANS SO WEAK, INSECURE
    Unfortunately, this describes me perfectly.
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  5. 07-20-14 12:46 AM #40
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    JJ Ive never heard of anyone not able to get laid in Vegas.
    I'm sending this one over, she doesn't mind small roosters!
    I'm putting her in the cab now.
    Click below to see her.
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  6. 07-20-14 12:46 AM #41
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    This one was weird Coach
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  7. 07-20-14 05:20 AM #42
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    Are those woman's glasses? They look bejeweled
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  8. 07-20-14 05:45 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    Are those woman's glasses? They look bejeweled
    Coach is a pioneer in the fashion industry.
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  9. 07-20-14 06:39 AM #44
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    I love the shag carpet. I reserved the 70's themed room for my trip to Vegas as well....if you are going to do it, do it right buddy!
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  10. 07-20-14 07:25 AM #45
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    Dollar it's a high-end hotel pal which I doubt you can afford

    Don't go by the rug

    It's a new day in Vegas
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  11. 07-20-14 07:27 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Dollar it's a high-end hotel pal which I doubt you can afford

    Don't go by the rug

    It's a new day in Vegas
    I am just used to seeing it on your head, not under your azz.

    Where's your money going today? Any big plays?
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  12. 07-20-14 07:41 AM #47
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    500 a night no light bulbs and a cement wall?
    7k for a car instead of gambling you ARE NOT A PRO
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  13. 07-20-14 07:53 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Well late night in East Coast
    On verge of cracking and going home
    It sucks here
    Might rent high end car next week at least 7k for week and go out in style

    that is by far your worst video of all time JJ. Delete that shit and try again today.
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  14. 07-20-14 08:13 AM #49
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  15. 07-20-14 09:09 AM #50
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    Loneliness will eat a person alive.
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  16. 07-20-14 09:15 AM #51
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    Love the diamante encrusted specs Coach.

    Just hit the strip in them and you won't need no Bentley!
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  17. 07-20-14 09:17 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by lesterdymond View Post
    Loneliness will eat a person alive.
    Hopefully it eats Bateman.
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  18. 07-20-14 09:35 AM #53
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    Perhaps you would get laid if you ditched the Deepak Chopra glasses.

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  19. 07-20-14 09:45 AM #54
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    Horrible video
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  20. 07-20-14 09:45 AM #55
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    I watched video again and yes it was very weird

    sometimes I come out with these and they are scary

    new day..looking at Bentley's
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  21. 07-20-14 09:49 AM #56
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    Get a life
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  22. 07-20-14 09:57 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I watched video again and yes it was very weird

    sometimes I come out with these and they are scary

    new day..looking at Bentley's

    The Bentley won't help, JJ.

    It doesn't change the fact that no woman wants to tough disgusting losers like us with a 1,000-foot pole.

    I just wish I knew how to start a conversation and flirt with a girl. Why does that seem like such an impossible thing to do?
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  23. 07-20-14 12:44 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I watched video again and yes it was very weird

    sometimes I come out with these and they are scary

    new day..looking at Bentley's
    A Bentley in Vegas is like wearing black to a goth bar looking to get laid coach....gotta stand out pal. If you pull up next to two other Bentley's which you most likely will...can you outdo the competition behind the wheel of the other ones? Thats what girls will notice man...don't waste the $$
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  24. 07-20-14 01:03 PM #59
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    I can get you a couple of numbers to get laid

    500 dollars a night where you staying
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  25. 07-20-14 01:07 PM #60
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    i showed my wife the video, she said for 7k she'd fly out and take care of you.
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  26. 07-20-14 01:11 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Get a life
    Unreal SBR. At least educate whoever is posting on the accounts of the old timers so it's not so obvious.

    jj, this is the first video you have ever made that was legitimately creepy.
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  27. 07-20-14 01:11 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by lupe View Post
    i showed my wife the video, she said for 7k she'd fly out and take care of you.
    no way man

    going rate in Vegas is $300 for a 8 type chick
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  28. 07-20-14 01:57 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    no way man

    going rate in Vegas is $300 for a 8 type chick
    Coach, we all know you've said in the past you'd prefer getting laid by a random girl vs paying for it. Here's your solution man, I'll broker the deal for you. Wire $1500 to me and I'll set up 'the girlfriend experience' for you out there. You won't know what happened, just meet the girl next door type and do your thing for the day...I'll secure the scenario and retrieve my commission...win win.
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  29. 07-20-14 02:34 PM #64
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  30. 07-20-14 03:02 PM #65
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    I run with a guy that has PTSD....I had him watch this video and he said "I really don't feel so bad...that guy needs help"
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  31. 07-20-14 03:08 PM #66
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    holy fukk...right up there with the fukken Blair Witch Project.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Coach, we all know you've said in the past you'd prefer getting laid by a random girl vs paying for it. Here's your solution man, I'll broker the deal for you. Wire $1500 to me and I'll set up 'the girlfriend experience' for you out there. You won't know what happened, just meet the girl next door type and do your thing for the day...I'll secure the scenario and retrieve my commission...win win.

    Is there any chance you could set this up for me as well?
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  33. 07-20-14 03:43 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Is there any chance you could set this up for me as well?
    Where are you in Houston? Could all but help you undo the bra and proceed at Tailgators off 45 in the Woodlands on a fri-sat night. . Will set it up with Jim (boss man) ahead of time so he knows to hook the table up with good service to make it easy for you...if you don't like the crowd there we can head to Baker St.....if you really can't get any action in the area I'd be stunned pal. Tons of single girls looking....hell lots of married ones too
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  34. 07-20-14 03:57 PM #69
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    plenty of cougars at Baker St. If you need a hook up in Houston, i can set you up at Harlem Knights on the north side. Kinda shady area, but you'll be fine. $250.
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  35. 07-20-14 04:04 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by lupe View Post
    plenty of cougars at Baker St. If you need a hook up in Houston, i can set you up at Harlem Knights on the north side. Kinda shady area, but you'll be fine. $250.
    Yep. Baker St bars, head over to the Gooses Acre, tons of hunting grounds for a guy trying to get action. Doesn't matter what you are into, can be found somewhere in the area for sure.
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