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    jjgold
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    Why Are You Home Tonight??

    Do you ever ask yourself that question on a Friday Night??

    I am home for 2 reasons

    1. Pro Gambler so cannot miss opportunities live betting
    2. I am a loseruglebaldboringbroke

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    TonyTall
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    thats true. im pretty good looking. ive got $1200 in my pocket after collecting from a book. but i dont have that energy that the winners have at the bar. they talk talk talk talk talk up those chicks i almost swear they are gay. but they arent they are fuking them later that night as i watch sportscenter alone
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    Kids to bed in 20 minutes

    Bonfire with MMAChicka

    Beer

    Smores

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    holy shit u put your kids to bed early Bigday

    Our child is staying at her grandmama's

    so here b4 long

    me and the ball n chain are going to get some eats and couple drinks at this establishment right down the road

    JJ, not sure why u never go out. Dont have to have girls hanging all over you to have a good time.

    Plus I see a lot of people who go to places by themselves and by the end of the night they are enjoying themselves

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    2nd shift JJ

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    don't go out any more

    friends are mostly all jerk-offs

    that's why i like you guys

    i don't know you
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    Coach while you're home please go through a dictionary and find the word ugle and tell me what the hell that is?

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    Some great posts!!

    Bigday going to have a bonfire?? This guy is the biggest hamburger that I've ever seen on the gambling forum.

    Talls makes a good point if you go out it takes a lot of effort and energy to meet girls

    Some of you guys have it

    I have said this over 47 times this year.. I walk into a bar with a horseshoe head and everybody stares at me and I then become very very paranoid. Once that insecurity sets in your finished, plus so many guys make fun of me and SBR it absolutely destroys my confidence to go out.

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    broke professional gambler.
    thats like a whore with no pussy.

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    Goaler i think he is sitting prertty flush right now after Spurs came in

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    not sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Some great posts!!

    Bigday going to have a bonfire?? This guy is the biggest hamburger that I've ever seen on the gambling forum.

    Talls makes a good point if you go out it takes a lot of effort and energy to meet girls

    Some of you guys have it

    I have said this over 47 times this year.. I walk into a bar with a horseshoe head and everybody stares at me and I then become very very paranoid. Once that insecurity sets in your finished, plus so many guys make fun of me and SBR it absolutely destroys my confidence to go out.
    just lit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    holy shit u put your kids to bed early Bigday

    Our child is staying at her grandmama's

    so here b4 long

    me and the ball n chain are going to get some eats and couple drinks at this establishment right down the road

    JJ, not sure why u never go out. Dont have to have girls hanging all over you to have a good time.

    Plus I see a lot of people who go to places by themselves and by the end of the night they are enjoying themselves
    yes sir. 8:30 bed time.

    4 & 2 yr olds though.

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    Watching House of Cards. Don't give a fukk what others are doing out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    thats true. im pretty good looking. ive got $1200 in my pocket after collecting from a book. but i dont have that energy that the winners have at the bar. they talk talk talk talk talk up those chicks i almost swear they are gay. but they arent they are fuking them later that night as i watch sportscenter alone

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    Bought to go spend a lot of money at a nice restaurant with the lady.
    Nothing better than some good ass food and beer.

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    JJ, make a strange late night video

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    Just got off work! 5 o clock here in the AK, although I'm not going out tonight, bday weekend next week. Babysitting the nephews tonight. Gonna play halo with them and watch Nut Job. My life has become pretty sad since my breakup, lol.

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    The great thing about Alaska is if you miss going out one night, you only have to wait 4 hours till its night time again

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    playing live online BJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    yes sir. 8:30 bed time.

    4 & 2 yr olds though.

    my fault, 4 and 2 years old. Now I see why bedtime is early


    you should still save me a smore though

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    I'm home now. I'm going out later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    my fault, 4 and 2 years old. Now I see why bedtime is early


    you should still save me a smore though


    Sounds good pal.

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    Why go out and waste money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    Bought to go spend a lot of money at a nice restaurant with the lady.
    Nothing better than some good ass food and beer.
    What's ass food?

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    Now I'm going out, see you girls later.

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    Technology shrinks the economy... it's very true...shrinks my dick too it's sad but nobody can change the fact..

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Now I'm going out, see you girls later.
    Later dude.

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    Del friscos

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    Whatever, JJ. We know you're spending tonight with Carol or out somewhere having a good time.

    I find your repeated attempts to present yourself as a socially inept loser who suffers from depression (such as myself) to be highly offensive.

    You have no idea how excruciating this feels. This isn't a fukking joke to me, and I would appreciate if you didn't make light of the life of someone with social phobias.

    I'll spend the remainder of the night getting high and chilling all by myself, mainly because it's practically the only activity that keeps me going these days. Eventually, I'll pass out and experience the sweet relief of not having to think or feel anything for a few hours.

    SMH.

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    going out tomorrow instead, wanted to go out tonight summer is penetrating beyond boring

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    imagine if Parlayin turned out to be somebody that we all think has everything in the world but really nothing at all

    Parlor are you Vin Diesel or Ronaldo or Ricky Rosay ninja?

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    No-smoking state + no places with good Scotch

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    imagine if Parlayin turned out to be somebody that we all think has everything in the world but really nothing at all

    Parlor are you Vin Diesel or Ronaldo or Ricky Rosay ninja?


    Are you kidding me, Manny?

    Those lucky bastards get laid without even trying. Ronaldo probably has a line of bitches waiting to go down on him that extends five miles from his bedroom.

    Hell, I'd be forever grateful if I were just on Moneyshot's level and banging a bunch of freaks I met on dating sites and apps.

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    Parlayin, you can get women. All you have to do is be funny
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