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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    I cant believe i did that. I couldnt even sleep that night barely. The guy at the carnival said he hasnt seen anyone throw that hard for a few years. All my friends now are telling me to join a team and to write some college coaches I have no idea what to do. I havent played baseball since freshman year in HS and i was at 3rd base

    me and my buddy lars are the only ones that tried it and he threw it 58 mph

    then it came my turn and i hit 75 right away. everyone was impressed. then i hit 79. i started to be like "wow could i hit 80" so i stretched out a little bit and did some windmills. then i hit 89 and knocked the guys socks off he couldnt believe it. made a huge thud when it hit the tarp

    could be something could be nothing
    Minny twins career?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    whatever call up the carnival

    What a great comeback. From now on if anyone questions me this is what I will say

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    then it came my turn and i hit 75 right away. everyone was impressed. then i hit 79. i started to be like "wow could i hit 80" so i stretched out a little bit and did some windmills. then i hit 89
    The truth (or lack of it) is in the details. Nobody throws 75 and then a few throws later throws 89. What was the first pitch, a circle change? You walked up to a carnival game with a speed gun and threw some junk on the first pitch, is that what you're saying?

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    no i was stiff. i missed my location too. there is an outline of a catcher and my first pitch was about 3 feet away from him. 89 mph pitch hit him right in the glove

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    this thread almost made me shit my shorts.

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    Radar Guns are not always that accurate at those carnival games. If you did hit 89 that is bringing it.

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    Obviously this is bull. I threw around 88 in high school and when I threw at those damn carnival things it was like 82-83.

    You get three throws and you aren't warmed up. You're also not throwing off a mound and you're throwing on concrete without cleats so you can't generate power with your legs.

    It was also be dumb to throw as hard as you could without warming up. You would hurt your shoulder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Radar Guns are not always that accurate at those carnival games. If you did hit 89 that is bringing it.
    The only thing tony is bringing is his fat ass to the special olypmics.

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    i used to throw low 80's in HS, hit 81-82 on the gun several times, but i tried a carnival throw about 15 yrs after graduating HS and my arm throbbed for days. i think i hit 70 on the throw,

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    Tony u gonna post the video? If not, youre just another loser aming many here. Post or never happened

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Tony did you give up your dream of becoming a Division I pill head?

    I know 2 weeks ago you were asking about a pill habit.

    Let me help Tony out here.

    You did not throw 89 mph.

    No way, no how, it didn't happen.

    It may have registered 89 mph.

    But the truth is, those carnival radar guns are not exactly accurate. If the aim, or your position varies, the range of accuracy on the gun can be as much as 10-20 mph.

    The degree of angle needs to be consistent, and I really doubt much thought is given into how those things are set up.
    The corndogs r pretty good at the fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZIPPER HEAD View Post
    My wife clocked my load coming at her eye at 103mph the porno producers are ringing my phone off the hook
    If its a movie company named falcon. U mite want a sit down talk with ur wifey. If the offer looks good to u.

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    Almost worse that a known troll got 3 pages out of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Almost worse that a known troll got 3 pages out of this.
    Yup his life is complete now.

    he can overdose now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Yup his life is complete now.

    he can overdose now.
    Sherriffs dept find him behind the carny tent on a.bale of hay. Passed out. With 6 funnel cakes. A sausage sandwich. And a refillable fresh squeezed lemondae. With a big stuffed scooby doo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    Sherriffs dept find him behind the carny tent on a.bale of hay. Passed out. With 6 funnel cakes. A sausage sandwich. And a refillable fresh squeezed lemondae. With a big stuffed scooby doo.

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    If SBR ever puts a baseball team together, Tony is easily the number one pick.

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    Tony, skip emailing the college guys

    go right for the Bigs, with a little training, work on mechanics, a mound, adrenaline ect you'll be throwing 95-102 by September

    here is my thought the Pirates recently have had alot of injuries in their Starting Pitching

    I think they could use a guy like you.

    email Roger at this addy

    need-buc-starters@hotmail.com

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    Even if you can throw 89, you probably will never make the MLB. You would could be one hell of a softball player though. Are you in the Cincy area? I may pick you up lol.

    And they do have Major league softball. You can make a living at it, but obviously nothing like MLB. I'd try that route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post

    7:49 am

    yet you say you live in las vegas. so you are up at 3:49 am

    i call bs here

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    yes im trolling

    i guess im trolling when i give out near 70% prop winners mostly at +100

    and if you dont believe me just search my threads and see for yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    7:49 am

    yet you say you live in las vegas. so you are up at 3:49 am

    i call bs here
    First, why would it be abnormal to be up at 3:49 am in Vegas

    Second, I didn't say I live in Vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    7:49 am

    yet you say you live in las vegas. so you are up at 3:49 am

    i call bs here
    you'll do well in school

    7:49 east coast = 4:49 here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    you'll do well in school

    7:49 east coast = 4:49 here
    if i ever got a full boat i would get tutors and probably papers written for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    First, why would it be abnormal to be up at 3:49 am in Vegas

    Second, I didn't say I live in Vegas

    i think you are really a reverse centaur

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    well no one will believe who called me up this morning about this. might not even say cause ppl wont believe it

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    well no one will believe who called me up this morning about this. might not even say cause ppl wont believe it
    who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    well no one will believe who called me up this morning about this. might not even say cause ppl wont believe it

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    well no one will believe who called me up this morning about this. might not even say cause ppl wont believe it
    Clown school finally called you?

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    ill ask him if its ok to talk about im sure he wont care

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    ill ask him if its ok to talk about im sure he wont care
    I didn't know Sandusky could make phone calls from prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    ill ask him if its ok to talk about im sure he wont care
    Here tony, my present to you, enjoy your Monday.

    Get drunk and forget all this storytelling bullshit.



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    I got it--- Your gynecologist called with your Pap smear results

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    This is great Tony. This thread has provided me with a lot of laughs this afternoon. Thank you. GL on your tryouts.

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    Must of been at the calgary stampede and it was in kilometres. And never calibrated. What kind of a loser brags about bench press and wingspan? Somebody has mommy issues.

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