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    4TH AND STUPID
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    How stupid are you guys for betting on a bunch of freakin horses?

    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.

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    It's the worst sucker bet in the world betting horses

    Go to the track and see

    Bang ed up bums

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    I put $10 on a big underdog. It's NBD.

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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/horse-raci...s-answers.html Check out this thread and you may learn something. Could say the same about about sports gambling as well fool.

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    I am at meadowlands now

    Simulcasting center

    Sucks

    All broke degenerates

    I am not betting

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    Take the one took the most recent shit...maybe that just works for greyhounds

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    Horse racing is as old as gambling itself. Forms of it have been around since the ancient times

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    Yeah I felt very stupid cashing Tonalist at 9/1 yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4TH AND STUPID View Post
    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
    Well geez wizard please let me in on your knowledge so I also can be a Non Pro with 87 whole pts

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    Who gives a fukk any bet is a gamble....Get off your high horse
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    80% horse players do not speak English in NJ

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    jj not true I go to Freehold and Monmouth simulcast every now and then and 90% of the guys there are 40-50 year old white guys that are balding or completely bald, have fukked up teeth, and are basically complete degenerates taking 10 dollar exotic longshots......Sound familiar?

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    Yes

    Meadowlands all minority


    I fit in though

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes

    Meadowlands all minority


    I fit in though
    True North Jersey all minorities and foreigners I work up by you

    All whites down here in South/Shore Jersey

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    I want out

    Vegas is where I belong

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4TH AND STUPID View Post
    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
    blah blah blah...blah blah blah....gambling is gambling you're just as much a degenerate.....talk to the hand

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    Well at least the OP got his user name right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4TH AND STUPID View Post
    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
    I have a horsetrack in my town. Being outdoors at the track sure beats sitting at home watching four walls. And the betting, what $2 for a ticket and let whoever is with pick the horse. Heck, eating at any restaurant is more expensive than a day of betting at the track.
    Last edited by eberetta1; 06-08-14 at 04:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    blah blah blah...blah blah blah....gambling is gambling you're just as much a degenerate.....talk to the hand
    we are all degenerates but I can safely say im not a retard bettin on midgets hittin a donkeys ass to make it outrun a bunch of other donkeys and claim that I know which donkey will get there first

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Well at least the OP got his user name right.
    yeah nobodys come up with that one before. real original tit daddy or whatever your name is. youre probably the man in town with your original jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4TH AND STUPID View Post
    we are all degenerates but I can safely say im not a retard bettin on midgets hittin a donkeys ass to make it outrun a bunch of other donkeys and claim that I know which donkey will get there first
    And you are betting on Millionaires who could give a fukin rats ass what you have down. If it makes you feel better than other degens then . But it seems to me you are the Pot calling the kettle Black.
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    You think betting on live horses is being a degenerate, I once lost my $800 winnings from poker betting on those fake online horse races, lol. This was 8 years ago though. That's degeneracy!!

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    Losers like me bet horses

    takeout too great

    everyone dies broke

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4TH AND STUPID View Post
    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.

    I hit a $440.50 exacta , a $204.50 exacta , and a $186 exacta yesterday

    That's 220-1 , 102-1 , and 93-1 ...When was the last time you came anywhere near that in sports.The odds have to be astronomical to do that in one day on sports.

    And if you are going to say I just got lucky...Look at my 1000s of posts over the last few years

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    many many many people make a living off the horse race betting

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4TH AND STUPID View Post
    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
    This is surely the dumbest penetrate I came across looking through the thread, I am so penetrating stupid, I just lost two of my bets on horses out of 9 bets. Get a life pal and learn about it if you interested, nobody cares how you feel about horses, it's your choice. I hate the penetrating free masons!!

    Damn I feel like ranting

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    do all horseplayers die broke no just most of them as one poster stated some people do very well betting horses greyhounds are more reliable anyway just bet nadal to win french open every yr. eash cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4TH AND STUPID View Post
    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
    I have seen alot of stupid posts at SBR over the years but this one ranks right at the top of the list. Sounds like someone is mad about losing there 1st horse bet over the weekend. Give it a chance bud. You will learn it's the best gambling game out there and it's not even close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4TH AND STUPID View Post
    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.

    Before you judge others ---> LOOK IN THE MIRROR first...

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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    many many many people make a living off the horse race betting
    Thats right Homie.....! I was givin a winner from a BIG roller in the Belmont......California Chrome Will NOT WIN...... easy BIG cash!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Losers like me bet horses

    takeout too great

    everyone dies broke
    you could buy and name a horse after yourself but a quick search shows there are about two dozen horses with jj gold in their name - mostly QH


    jj gold bond
    jj goldbuster
    jj goldcolonel

    jj gold doll
    jj goldcrest
    jj golden doc
    jj golden lady
    jj gold freckles
    jj gold mine
    jj gold link
    jj gold mist
    jjgold skip girl
    jj gold page
    jj gold skips

    jj goldtown
    jj gold twist
    jj gold wood

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    Chaka good find!!

    I've been on the run lately meaning going to the track and taken some shots

    Of course we all know the outcome lose

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Chaka good find!!

    I've been on the run lately meaning going to the track and taken some shots

    Of course we all know the outcome lose
    Well since you're on the run
    if they mate jj gold skip girl to jj gold town the foal could be none other than
    JJ GOLD SKIPS TOWN.

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    Good luck beating a sport with a 25% takeout on trifectors. Even betting online getting rebates is hard enough.

    I am a thoroughbred owner and a degerenerate sports gambler, and rarely do i bet horses.

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    http://www.horseplayersassociation.o...ritakeout.html

    you guys can see the takeouts from different parks

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