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    bruins35
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    god is great

    Before I headed to casino yesterday I prayed to god to let me have luck.Well let me tell u the lord answered my prayers ,I ran 100 bucks on the 1-2 nl tables to 3 grand.I have played poker for 20 years and never saw anyone get as lucky as I did for 10 hours straight.bigest pot I lost I think was 40 bucks.I had the nuts every second hand.Let this be a lesion to you atheist.

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    KiDBaZkiT
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    Pray before u go next time and see what happens.

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    The lord giveth and he taketh away.

    You owe, better volunteer at the soup kitchen for the next few months or you'll run like aids.

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    Good work

    Which casino?

    Foxwoods?

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    bruins35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good work

    Which casino?

    Foxwoods?
    I don't live in toronto

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    So glad you had a great night bruin

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    Nice work Bruin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gonzo View Post
    The lord giveth and he taketh away.

    You owe, better volunteer at the soup kitchen for the next few months or you'll run like aids.
    good point.Today if the lord bless me with luck I will donate half my winings to charity or first homeless person I find.

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    Foxwoods is in Connecticut

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    Quote Originally Posted by James D View Post
    So glad you had a great night bruin
    thanks man it was unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Foxwoods is in Connecticut
    I live in Canada on east coast !!!!!

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    it don't work like that , put you do need to keep prayin

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    do u know who god hates more than atheists?

    liars who tell stories on the internet.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ost-again.html



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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    do u know who god hates more than atheists?

    liars who tell stories on the internet.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ost-again.html


    If that's not the pot calling the kettle black I don't know what is...

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/college-fo...e-posting.html

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    crustyme
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    Quote Originally Posted by uvarunthetable View Post
    If that's not the pot calling the kettle black I don't know what is...

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/college-fo...e-posting.html
    what year is it, ghostboy?

    i'll let you figure out the rest.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sweethook View Post
    it don't work like that , put you do need to keep prayin
    yep. God will bless you if you faith and do right but you cant just pray everytime you want to win a bet and expect to win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruins35 View Post
    good point.Today if the lord bless me with luck I will donate half my winings to charity or first homeless person I find.
    Bullshit. If you are truly appreciative you would donate 1/2 you winnings from the firs trip. But like a typical greedy American, you need to win more before you give back.

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    Should show this thread to a child cancer patient see how they feel.

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    God doesnt care about gamblers

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    One of my favorite scenes of all time from the movie boys in the hood. Remember watching this as a kid for the first time and what ice cube said, it really made me question whether there even was a god. Years later I am now an atheist.


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    Crusty when was the last time you've gotten laid??
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    Quote Originally Posted by bruins35 View Post
    Before I headed to casino yesterday I prayed to god to let me have luck.Well let me tell u the lord answered my prayers ,I ran 100 bucks on the 1-2 nl tables to 3 grand.I have played poker for 20 years and never saw anyone get as lucky as I did for 10 hours straight.bigest pot I lost I think was 40 bucks.I had the nuts every second hand.Let this be a lesion to you atheist.

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    I THOUGHT GOD WAS GREAT ALSO UNTIL MY LOVELY WIFE DRAGGED ME INTO THE ST. MARY'S CHURCH YESTERDAY AND THEY HIT ME WITH A DOUBLE COLLECTION IT COST ME 10 DOLLARS TO PRAY TO GOD FOR A BETTER GOLF GAME

    MY PRAYERS WERE NOT AWNSERED I SHOT 86 DOUBLE COLLECTION THAT WAS AN EXPENSIVE GOLF LESSON

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruins35 View Post
    good point.Today if the lord bless me with luck I will donate half my winings to charity or first homeless person I find.
    http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org/

    I set up a monthly auto pay

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Pray before u go next time and see what happens.

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