1. 05-29-14 10:42 PM #36
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  2. 05-29-14 10:46 PM #37
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  3. 05-29-14 10:48 PM #38
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    You guys posted like five more killer jokes since I started this post and dug up the pic. Fukin hilarious[/QUOTE]


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  4. 05-29-14 10:59 PM #39
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    I hope TNT doesn't show Shelly's skybox while I am rubbing one out.
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  5. 05-29-14 11:17 PM #40
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    "Magic Johnson! Hey can I get a picture with you for my instagram? I'm just messin with ya pal, name's Steve Ballmer"
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  6. 05-30-14 02:29 AM #41
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  7. 05-30-14 02:42 AM #42
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    Bite!!! Welcome home
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  8. 05-30-14 02:55 AM #43
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    "Listen pal... even though you have a beautiful black body and I'd love to see it in our showers sometime, bottom line is you can hang with him, you can admire him, hell... I don't care if you fukk him but NO WAY do I want you bringing fukkin Bill Gates to my games!"
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  9. 05-30-14 05:34 AM #44
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  10. 05-30-14 06:06 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    NBA commissioner Adam Silver and new Clippers owner Steve Ballmer at a recent Clippers game



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  11. 05-30-14 08:11 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    NBA commissioner Adam Silver and new Clippers owner Steve Ballmer at a recent Clippers game



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  12. 05-30-14 08:54 AM #47
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  13. 05-30-14 09:06 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    NBA commissioner Adam Silver and new Clippers owner Steve Ballmer at a recent Clippers game



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  14. 05-30-14 09:22 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
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  15. 05-30-14 09:31 AM #50
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  16. 05-30-14 09:56 AM #51
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    My god, great way to start the morning

    james, that guy is one of the guys I thought might be you. Guess I can check "kiki" off
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  17. 05-30-14 10:24 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    My god, great way to start the morning

    james, that guy is one of the guys I thought might be you. Guess I can check "kiki" off
    LOL how do you not know Kiki?? Tough game yesterday Kraken, we need OKC to turn it around. . I remember 20 years ago joking about the perfect Vandeweghe family. Quick bio Kiki his parents and his two siblings .

    Vandeweghe was born in Wiesbaden, West Germany. Kiki averaged 19.7 points in a 13 year NBA career. The son of former NBA player/USAF vet and physician Dr. Ernie Vandeweghe and Colleen Kay Hutchins, the winner of the 1952 Miss America pageant. He is also the nephew of another NBA player, four-time All-Star Mel Hutchins. He has two siblings both also were world-class athletes; his sister Tauna won a U.S. national swimming championship in the backstroke (and competed in the 1976 Summer Olympics), and his brother Brul a pro volley player medalled in beach volleyball in the 1994 Goodwill Games.
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    Now go get yer shinebox!
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