Notice so many people around me with so many different ways of watching games. Which one are you?
The Remote Thrower
No lack of intensity here. Will yell and scream at players, officials, coaches, TV screen, or basically anything around him. Always a threat to throw a remote or anything in his vicinity.
The Phone Guy
Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. This guy holds records for most refreshes per minute. Rarely looks up. Even when in public guy has mastered the art of carrying a conversation, smoking a cig, holding a drink, and somehow still refreshing his phone.
The I Can't Look Guy
Very fearful creature. Easily threatened. When the heat is turned up this guy will often put his head down and cover his eyes.
The Strong Silent Type
This guy has usually been through the best of times and worst of times. He is often numb to the emotions. Most likely has a strong gambling addiction and sits in silence as he analyzes the screen with more attention to detail than the Zapruder film ever received.
The What's the Score Guy
Often suffers from bad eyesight and/or hearing. Rarely knows what's going on. Can't be hassled to go out of his way and refocus his eyes. What's the score? Is asked at least six times an hour.
The Conspiracy Theorist
The world is against him, or so he believes. 95% of his gambling losses had something to do with the officials betting the other side, the league wanting to win the game, or any other outside influence. Rarely makes a bad bet. Very sharp. Most of the time is very compatible with the remote thrower.
Mr. I Don't Watch Games
This guy is usually too cool for school. He publicly claims to not watch games. Usually it is because he can not come to terms with accepting his gambling habit, has a mating partner who frowns upon it, or is just that cool that he doesn't want to watch. Goes to the bathroom a lot, probably checking scores.
The Little Big Man
This is usually the loudest individual in the room. He let's out shrieks and seems to be standing up a lot. This man has no problem talking shit to people rooting for the other team. Always has $20 or less on the game but will celebrate with the passion of a Mega Millions winner. Hated by the rest of the tribe.
The It's Over Guy
Wisconsin down 10 with 5:00 to play? It's over. Michigan St lead cut to 3 with 1:30 to play? It's over. 7-0 Florida State 3 minutes into the game? It's over. The game often never begins in this ones mind because it always seems to be over. Even though the game has ended 37 times already this guy is still glued to the screen.
Who did I miss?