1. 03-30-14 12:50 PM #36
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    Bobby, does she seem threatened or highly critical of your close friends and family? If so, it's because she is worried that they will catch on to her and her x's scheme.

    You don't realize this, but you are nearing the golden age of being able to pick up women and finding a good one to marry. A lot of women get divorced in their early 30s and they feel like damaged goods, so they start opening up to goofy and below avg. guys, who aren't models like Mayan and myself. It's much easier to find a good woman in her 30s than it is when you are younger.
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  2. 03-30-14 12:53 PM #37
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    Bobby made it

    Anyone going to the wedding??
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  3. 03-30-14 12:57 PM #38
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    not to mention she is the spitting image of jose canseco and an unhealthy, just shy of 300lbs and has black kids with her LIVE IN ex husband...bobby will regret not taking advice... its sad to watch, actually... bobby doesnt know what he loves because he has only been with this one over-controlling broad... you arent giving yourself a chance, bobby... get the fukk away from that whole situation while you can... do it for your family, if not for yourself

    im not trying to bash here, bobby... the list of health problems she is going to have is extremely long and, if you arent already, you are just going to be a paycheck to her... someone to help pay for her needs and problems... go back out there and find a young girl who doesnt have all that fukking baggage...i promise you will be much happier
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  4. 03-30-14 12:58 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Bobbyfk, if you were my friend, I would kidnap you.

    There's no way I'd let my friend marry a woman, whose ex is living in the same household as her.

    Does she refuse the idea of making him find his own place to live? If she does not want to be "mean" and toss him out, this is all an elaborate plan to have you work 3 jobs and suppport them. Very sad.


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  5. 03-30-14 01:00 PM #40
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    Bobby, you got to listen to us. There's no reason to marry her. Just continue the relationship if you must, but don't get married. If things don't work out, you're going to like what's out there.
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  6. 03-30-14 01:01 PM #41
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    Bobby how can you listen to guys here??

    We are all banged up..I am against marriage but its Bobby's call
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  7. 03-30-14 01:01 PM #42
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    This is Saving Silverman the Documentary.
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  8. 03-30-14 01:02 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    This is Saving Silverman the Documentary.

    ...only Silverman does not get saved.
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  9. 03-30-14 01:06 PM #44
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    Bobby can't be saved its too late
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  10. 03-30-14 01:06 PM #45
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    wow, this thread took a sad turn.

    If it's true what they say this just adds to a long list of horrible shit that happens to bobby.
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  11. 03-30-14 01:10 PM #46
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    He's so fukked from what I read across the street

    Hey Bobby WAKE THE FUKK UP

    Unreal how he's throwing his life away
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  12. 03-30-14 01:37 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Bobby, does she seem threatened or highly critical of your close friends and family? If so, it's because she is worried that they will catch on to her and her x's scheme.

    You don't realize this, but you are nearing the golden age of being able to pick up women and finding a good one to marry. A lot of women get divorced in their early 30s and they feel like damaged goods, so they start opening up to goofy and below avg. guys, who aren't models like Mayan and myself. It's much easier to find a good woman in her 30s than it is when you are younger.
    Higher my mom told me I was a little above average... She said I was handsome.. Get it right suhn!! And I've been married since I was 17...
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  13. 03-30-14 01:43 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Higher my mom told me I was a little above average... She said I was handsome.. Get it right suhn!! And I've been married since I was 17...
    Jeesuz christ no wonder you're such a mess.
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  14. 03-30-14 01:50 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Bobbyfk, if you were my friend, I would kidnap you.

    There's no way I'd let my friend marry a woman, whose ex is living in the same household as her.

    Does she refuse the idea of making him find his own place to live? If she does not want to be "mean" and toss him out, this is all an elaborate plan to have you work 3 jobs and suppport them. Very sad.
    have you ever heard of a cuckold relationship? some people are into that shit...
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    Whatever makes Bobby happy he will do

    Love all the experts here
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  16. 03-30-14 01:57 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Whatever makes Bobby happy he will do

    Love all the experts here
    Maybe you should chime in with some award winning advice. Probably the only way she'd dump him--assuming he follows it.
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  17. 03-30-14 02:01 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Bobby can't be saved its too late
    Footlong
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  18. 03-30-14 03:11 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Jeesuz christ no wonder you're such a mess.
    Stealthy watch your back!
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  19. 03-30-14 03:18 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Stealthy watch your back!
    Mayan it's amazing you haven't blown your brains out.

    It all makes sense why you're such a gym rat. You wanna get the fukk away from the family. Your squats are your refuge.

    Unreal Mayan guy.
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  20. 03-30-14 03:48 PM #55
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    Stealthy I'm a Latin stud... Young wannabe actresses are my refuge... Have fun with toothless Mary Beth from Virginia puto!!!!
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  21. 03-30-14 03:54 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Stealthy I'm a Latin stud... Young wannabe actresses are my refuge... Have fun with toothless Mary Beth from Virginia puto!!!!


    Get it right, her name is mary jane rottencrotch.
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  22. 03-30-14 04:28 PM #57
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    I knew a Sally Rottencrotch....

    Does mary jane have a sister ?
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  23. 03-30-14 08:36 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Whatever makes Bobby happy he will do

    Love all the experts here
    bobby has already admitted that he was/is having issues getting it up for her...we dont doubt that she is still fukking the ex, but what does he think she will do when they are married and all bobby is to them is a few paychecks...
    for those that doubted the jose canseco comment
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    bobby, run for your life son
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  26. 03-30-14 08:49 PM #61
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    I would marry her for the scooter alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I would marry her for the scooter alone.
    So would saer....speaking of saer....bring him back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    So would saer....speaking of saer....bring him back
    He's vacationing right now.
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  29. 03-30-14 08:53 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I would marry her for the scooter alone.
    +EV....not having to stand in long lines at Disney
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  30. 03-30-14 08:57 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    He's vacationing right now.
    We miss him. He was good people. I trust you will do the right think like spike lee
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    This shit can't be for real.
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  32. 03-30-14 09:17 PM #67
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    bobby knows im only trying to give advice... unfortunately, every piece of advice he has ever heard, he ignores... i wish you the best, buddy...but you have to stop being scared to start over...trust me when i tell you that you would rather be alone for a while than what you are dealing with... your situation is the most fukked up thing any of us have ever seen... if you cant realize it, even after all of us trying to help, you need a psych evaluation...goodluck
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  33. 03-31-14 12:01 AM #68
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    This wedding sponsored by some off brand peanut butter and Edy's Ice Cream. Unreal.
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  34. 03-31-14 12:19 AM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    not to mention she is the spitting image of jose canseco and an unhealthy, just shy of 300lbs and has black kids with her LIVE IN ex husband...bobby will regret not taking advice... its sad to watch, actually... bobby doesnt know what he loves because he has only been with this one over-controlling broad... you arent giving yourself a chance, bobby... get the fukk away from that whole situation while you can... do it for your family, if not for yourself

    im not trying to bash here, bobby... the list of health problems she is going to have is extremely long and, if you arent already, you are just going to be a paycheck to her... someone to help pay for her needs and problems... go back out there and find a young girl who doesnt have all that fukking baggage...i promise you will be much happier
    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post

    bobby has already admitted that he was/is having issues getting it up for her...we dont doubt that she is still fukking the ex, but what does he think she will do when they are married and all bobby is to them is a few paychecks...
    for those that doubted the jose canseco comment


    Jesus Christ.
    Tell me this guy is joking and all this shit isn't true Bobby.

    Bobby I always gave you a pass because I knew you rode the short bus somewhat but wtf bro?

    You're not as pathetic as you think man, I can always teach you how to get pussy out here in Vegas.
    Don't give up and just think you have to take what you can get.
    That's why she went black in the first place, cuz fat white chicks like her can't attract any white guys to fukk them.

    This is hilarious but I feel bad.
    Bad enough she's a whale but she's an oil-lover as well.
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  35. 03-31-14 12:31 AM #70
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    Bahaha. This whole thread just made my night.
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