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    greenhippo
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    Another 500 giveaway if this hits

    Ticket#:2444656
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    Mar 21 12:30 PM NBA
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    PARLAY (5 TEAMS) (FP)
    [805] TOTAL o206-110
    (OKLAHOMA CITY vrs TORONTO)
    [811] BOSTON +9-110
    [815] DETROIT +8½-110
    [820] TOTAL u219-110
    (WASHINGTON vrs L.A. LAKERS)
    [820] L.A. LAKERS +162
    0.00 / 1014.07


    Last one I hit them all except for the one heavy chalk pick. 500 point giveaway to those who postup in here with something that makes me laugh before the first game kicks off.


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    SEAHAWKHARRY
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    I got caught naked eating cheese puffs sitting in the big bean bag chair late last night wife was pissed said I looked like a fat tiger with the cheese puffs stains on my chest...fukkk me
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    I'm a degen this will hit RIGGED!

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    My friends roommate accidentally sent a picture of a huge dump he took to his girlfriends father. The father received the text as he was sitting at opposite end of the couch, haha. He called him out on it immediately, in front of the family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ro0k View Post
    My friends roommate accidentally sent a picture of a huge dump he took to his girlfriends father. The father received the text as he was sitting at opposite end of the couch, haha. He called him out on it immediately, in front of the family.
    Sounds like you were the girlfriends father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProPicker713 View Post
    Sounds like you were the girlfriends father.
    I was actually watching football with 2 of his roommates. They both received the text at the same time and noticed a random number was also on the message. He sends another text immediately after "Guys, don't respond, _______'s dad is on this message." hahaha

    When he came home a few hours later, he explained what happened.

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    make you laugh? Killer Demo knows something about sports

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    Hippo you cheap fuk
    send me 1 point man
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hippo you cheap fuk
    send me 1 point man
    You fukker, I asked you for 20 in another thread about an hour ago.

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    Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

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    Good luck Hipp! Get to the fuk'in poker tables will ya man?

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    why you betting NBA when there are all these college games on?

    Is google a woman?
    Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.

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    InTheDrink
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    hipper fuk the parley gimme 10 pts gheuy

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    Fresno St.

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    il pull that in for ya man ...bingo

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    Hippo move to California you Fukk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell88 View Post
    make you laugh? Killer Demo knows something about sports

    Whos this nobody jackoff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Fresno St.
    This guy actually meets up with SBR posters in real life. Rent a friend Opie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Whos this nobody jackoff?
    im the jackoff that doesn't where my pants around my ankles and say niqqa and dawg riding around with 2 white guys from the suburbs. who are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell88 View Post
    im the jackoff that doesn't where my pants around my ankles and say niqqa and dawg riding around with 2 white guys from the suburbs. who are you?
    Post some numbers then come holler at me small-time

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    This guy actually meets up with SBR posters in real life. Rent a friend Opie


    The only friends I have are from SBR. This place is my entire life.

    If SBR isn't your life....well then, maybe you're the loser, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    The only friends I have are from SBR. This place is my entire life.

    If SBR isn't your life....well then, maybe you're the loser, sir!!
    16k posts...ya we know SBR is your life you fat lop fukk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    16k posts...ya we know SBR is your life you fat lop fukk
    Uhhh.....I just said that.

    It is my fukkin life. If it's not yours....then you're a pussy.

    You dig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Uhhh.....I just said that.

    It is my fukkin life. If it's not yours....then you're a pussy.

    You dig?
    Community college dropout talking Fresno ST? Hey Opie how many NFL players came from your texas community college?

    Haters gon hate


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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Community college dropout talking Fresno ST? Hey Opie how many NFL players came from your texas community college?

    Haters gon hate



    Yeah, ok douche.

    I went to The University of Texas.

    We've produced a few.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    Yeah, ok douche.

    I went to The University of Texas.
    SURE ya did

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Post some numbers then come holler at me small-time
    Listen you wigger, if I ever came saw you I would bust your face and take your fake ass Jesus chain of your neck. that's a fact. Opie is 50 times the man you are. its tough for me to say that because someone that is out of college should never look like you. You need size 28 26 jeans not 42 42. Okay "Dawg" fukn joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell88 View Post
    Opie is 50 times the man you are.
    Sounds like u got opie balls-deep in your throat you flaming queer fukk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Sounds like u got opie balls-deep in your throat you flaming queer fukk
    No its just really easy to see someone who is going to contribute to society and someone who is in the middle of an identity crisis and thinks they are black. So "Holla" at some of your boys, you know the ones who make those horrible white guy rap videos on u tube. Yea them Shaquanti

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell88 View Post
    No its just really easy to see someone who is going to contribute to society and someone who is in the middle of an identity crisis and thinks they are black. So "Holla" at some of your boys, you know the ones who make those horrible white guy rap videos on u tube. Yea them Shaquanti
    Can you imagine hippo and this donk lifting weights??? They would wash out in 5 minutes


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    What's your 5 gamer tonight Demo?

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