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    Just tell yourself business as usual and you're set

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    shes gona get ****** sideways this weekend and you aint gona get shit, thats just the way it is

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    I find myself asking myself questions that I just answer I don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyIsWater View Post
    I find myself asking myself questions that I just answer I don't know.
    Money....let's start by asking yourself not to make gay ass posts like the one above.

    "I find myself asking myself if I'm really a douchebag."

    Get the fukk out with this shit, pal.

    This ain't Facebook.
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    Opie. Eat a dikk.

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    Opie......

    Moneyman how big are you??

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    Flaccid or Erected?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyIsWater View Post
    I don't think she will Pujos.
    Don't kid yourself...she's probably had a couple of dudes just like you all over her...kills me when guys think they're
    dating "good girls" who don't helmet shine or sleep around when their at work Keep thinking your dating Mother Theresa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Never cheated, but I still date around all the time.
    The key here is to tell the girl right from the get go that this is nothing but two people having a little fun.

    I've been in many long term relationships when I was around your age, but as soon as I hit 30, I decided that I would be better off to steer clear from a long term commitment, simply because I love women and no longer want to be tied to a relationship.

    You might as well turn around and walk away from your relationship right now if you think about cheating on this girl. Simply because the "thing" that you guys once had would never be the same and also because it's not cool to hurt a chick like that.

    Weak people cheat...strong people leave
    solid advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyIsWater View Post
    I don't think she will Pujos.


    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyIsWater View Post
    Okok. I'm far from scum.
    I don't know how to break up, I feel bad.

    She's a good girl. I just don't know.


    I've had 3 gfs. I never cheated.


    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyIsWater View Post
    Also, she's going with 2 girls. That are hot and both SINGLE.



    i know its frowned upon to post locks in here but its a lock that your girl's gonna be air tight in denver

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    The fukk kind of weak ass shit is this.

    Be a fukkin man here. If it ain't workin don't make it worse.

    If you care for the chick work it out. Together.

    If you don' t you didn't need this shit ass thread.

    Have some fukkin respect for yourself here let alone the chick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    i know its frowned upon to post locks in here but its a lock that your girl's gonna be air tight in denver
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    Russia not cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post

    OH FUKK!!! I just laughed my ass off at this.

    I made my wife come look at it. She didn't find it as funny as I did, but her sense of humor is not as refined as mine.

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    Got to slightly feel bad for money here, his girl is getting dicked down and he's asking us fukks what he should do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I remember I was dating 2 chicks at once 14 years ago. Ahhhhh the good ole days. 1 girl was 18 and the other girl was 20. The 18 year old knew about the 20 year old. But the 20 year old had no idea about the 18 year old. Cut the story short... it was a Friday night and I had to see both of them. Because if I didn't... (because of my work scheduling) they'd be bitching up a storm later on. I went to the 18 year old's home around 11PM. Banged her good. Didn't clean my shaft off or anything lol Was over the 20 year old's house at around 12 Midnight. We started making out... blah blah blah... she goes down on me. I was looking at her facial expression if she could tell I was with another girl? No hint... nothing. Business as usual. I still laugh at this story. The sh#$ we do when we were younger. Ahhhhhh...

    I came so hard reading this!

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    cheated on every girlfriend ive had

    You only live once

    BAU

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    Humans were genetically programmed to procreate. Basically we're fukking machines. Do what nature intended and impregnate every college student as far as the eye can see. This window is not open forever. God speed.

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    gaucher gets it

    this kid is like fukkin 20 so pussy should be the only thing on his mind

    unlike fukkin 40 year old yolo sweeper

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    One of the smartest guys I know once told me "the fukking you get is never as good as the fukking you get".

    I didn't listen.

    I now know what he meant and he was spot on.

    Hope you don't end up with herpes

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    Women cheat more than you think....considerably more than men.

    I work at a bar/lounge. You should see the girls I talk to who say "I have a boyfriend, but".

    Not saying you should. Break up with her and try as much meat as you can. No reason to even think about being in a relationship if you're not sure you should.

    Most guys in relationships are more fearful of being alone than they are in a 1 + 1 = 3 situation.

    And sweep I wouldn't exactly use your cheating as a point of pride. You did, afterall, wind up as a meth head.

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    Agree with rocket here.

    If you love her and cheat on her you are saying quite a bit about yourself my friend. Don't do it man you are better then that. This is part of what's wrong with our country we all want everything all the time. Thats why half the county is fat and the other half is broke. Having something of value requires sacrifice, whether it be a great relationship with your woman, a fat bank account , or six pack abs. In our country we are so conditioned to accept cheating on some one who loves them, people defaulting on mortgages, CC debt, and fat people suing freakin mcdonalds because they weigh 400 pounds, country is becoming a joke.

    Don't do it man. Not worth it .
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    Fukk premiditated...

    Get yourself a mistress instead...

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    Lot of self righteous cuckolds up in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Lot of self righteous cuckolds up in this thread.
    You said the smartest and dumbest thing in this thread in 1 sentence. Credit for that. Just edit "impregnate" to read "pound" and /thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Lot of self righteous cuckolds up in this thread.
    Jaker, today is the day of good morals at SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Lot of self righteous cuckolds up in this thread.
    Not cheating makes you self righteous? Unreal

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    if she is going on a separate vacation with 2 single hot girls she is probably looking to cheat or cheating on you and you don't seem that committed to her either so you might as well go for it try out a couple of new ones if you can get them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Jaker, today is the day of good morals at SBR
    Rocker I'm not saying to cheat on your wife, but if you're young and unmarried, you shouldn't really turn down any opportunities.

    There are a lot of people who get married, have kids, and look back at their life thinking what if. Many of them met their wife in high school or early in college without experiencing the finest that life has to offer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    You said the smartest and dumbest thing in this thread in 1 sentence. Credit for that. Just edit "impregnate" to read "pound" and /thread.
    Tatter I'm drinking pal cut me some slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Lot of self righteous cuckolds up in this thread.
    If you asked me ....

    You are driving down highway late at night and an armored car truck back door pops open a bag of unmarked bills with 500k pops out do I keep it? I answer yes.
    If I am charged with a crime and can beat the case I will plead not guilty.

    However Not cheating on your lady, risking an STD and hurting someone you love doesn't make you self righteous. It means you look out for those you love

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    Jesus. This is still going on?

    Money....here's the deal, pal.

    Dump the broad, bang a few whores, and grow a fukkin set.

    In that order. This ain't that hard.

    Fukk, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James D View Post
    If you asked me ....

    You are driving down highway late at night and an armored car truck back door pops open a bag of unmarked bills with 500k pops out do I keep it? I answer yes.
    If I am charged with a crime and can beat the case I will plead not guilty.

    However Not cheating on your lady, risking an STD and hurting someone you love doesn't make you self righteous. It means you look out for those you love
    I'd turn in the money and wear a rubber. Just me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Jesus. This is still going on?

    Money....here's the deal, pal.

    Dump the broad, bang a few whores, and grow a fukkin set.

    In that order. This ain't that hard.

    Fukk, man.
    I think he's overlooking the hot chicks his girl is traveling with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I'd turn in the money and wear a rubber. Just me.
    Not at the same time I hope LOL

    how old are you gaucho?

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