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    The Kraken
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    How much Money was withheld from your last paycheck?

    Here's my break down

    Fed Withholding $377
    Fed MED/EE 43
    Fed OASDI/EE 185
    State Withholding 157

    Before Tax
    Medical $38
    Dental 11
    Vision 3
    401K Retire 92

    After Tax
    Supp Life $4
    401k Retire 213
    401k Loan 105
    Cafeteria 64


    TOTAL $1,300




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    cafeteria!!!!!

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    No idea never had a check like that

    Thank Obama and it is going to get worse with Obama Care

    he destroyed the nation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    cafeteria!!!!!
    Archie you mother fukker

    You think I don't eat at work

    prick

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    1800.00 total
    Also went to dr for kid other day and my fukkin co pay had doubled. Joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No idea never had a check like that

    Thank Obama and it is going to get worse with Obama Care

    he destroyed the nation
    I hope not JJ, if they withhold anymore, it will be slave labor. I'll be paying them to work for them

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    1800.00 total
    Also went to dr for kid other day and my fukkin co pay had doubled. Joke
    Dawgy that's a good chunk of change

    Dawgy you make bank

    Probably close to 100k

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    Been doing it long time. When I started it was 17k a year .. Unreal

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    so sec tax 136.42
    medicare tax 64.02
    fed inc tax 193.74
    pri-state tax 98.59

    401k contrib 140.00
    dent E/spouse 14.5
    MAESN 118.50

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    $0

    Independent contracting only.

    I'm going to get crushed in April, though.

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    Dawg if you have insurance how much could co pay be??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Dawg if you have insurance how much could co pay be??
    Was 25 a vist at dr office. Other day it was 45. Amazing

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    kraker you left out your child support deduction

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    $45 is a lot for a parking lot attendant

    Well at least you have it man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    so sec tax 136.42
    medicare tax 64.02
    fed inc tax 193.74
    pri-state tax 98.59

    401k contrib 140.00
    dent E/spouse 14.5
    MAESN 118.50
    Archie, where's your cafeteria deductions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    $45 is a lot for a parking lot attendant

    Well at least you have it man
    Lol... Yup

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    kraker you left out your child support deduction


    No kids Drinker.

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    Kraken, where do you work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Archie, where's your cafeteria deductions?

    i'm tight with all the cafeteria ladies.

    free sloppy joes for me

    I also am good at intimidating the kids for their debbie cakes..... but in a cute and lovable way. like they feel good about sharing with me in the end....

    I bully with charm

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    fukk almost 3k

    I just laugh when i see how much i pay in taxes

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    0. brokedikk fck here

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    Thank fugg I don't live in america.

    So many damn deductions. Seems unfair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    0. brokedikk fck here

    how much time you spend locked up the last 365?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    how much time you spend locked up the last 365?
    just 100

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winner_13 View Post
    Kraken, where do you work?
    Hospital

    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post


    i'm tight with all the cafeteria ladies.

    free sloppy joes for me

    I also am good at intimidating the kids for their debbie cakes..... but in a cute and lovable way. like they feel good about sharing with me in the end....

    I bully with charm
    I'll try it. I'm learning to speak spanish right now. I find I have more influence over the latina cashiers. Plus my wifes family things I'm a krakcker for being married to a mexican but not learning the language.
    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    fukk almost 3k

    I just laugh when i see how much i pay in taxes
    3k is some serious coin. It's amazing how much they take out. I could do a lot with $1,300. I'm middle class, by no means well off, and that to us is a lot of money.

    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Thank fugg I don't live in america.

    So many damn deductions. Seems unfair
    Around $350 is going to my 401k but and $50 is for insurance. But that still leaves around $800 or so in deductions.



    What do your deductions look like Coochy? Lets compare

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    just 100

    nice! stay free for March Madness this year!

    always happy to commisserate with a free cafeteria recipient

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    nice! stay free for March Madness this year!

    always happy to commisserate with a free cafeteria recipient
    will do brother. i do miss the soy meals though

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    that's funny

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    Kraker jobs are nothing but work

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    $65 cafeteria charge.
    Brutal.
    Is that everytime you swipe or something or is that a mandatory charge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    $65 cafeteria charge.
    Brutal.
    Is that everytime you swipe or something or is that a mandatory charge?
    That's two weeks worth of eating 3 meals a day. But no, it's not a mandatory charge. Just every time I swipe.

    I work from 1030-2100 so I eat b-fast, lunch and dinner there, 4x's/week. Thank god they have good food

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    that's funny
    The fukk you laughing at pal

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    kraker we need pics of this food pally

    kraker one week of photos

    kraker every meal

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    Kracken....I thought your wife was black, pal? I know I've seen you mention this.

    She's Mexican? That's cool. Does she speak fluent Mexican? You gotta learn to speak Mexican, pal. It's saved me tons of cash over the years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Kracken....I thought your wife was black, pal? I know I've seen you mention this.

    She's Mexican? That's cool. Does she speak fluent Mexican? You gotta learn to speak Mexican, pal. It's saved me tons of cash over the years.
    Hang on, i thought Kraken batted for both teams??

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