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    The Kraken
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    Who is the fastest poster on SBR?

    TTwarrior?

    Zeta?

    SBRlou?

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    Chi_Archie?

    I've heard he can throw a baseball over 90mph as long as there is no wind

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    fastest is TT by far.....

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    Vroom

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    out of those 3 listed, yes me. But No im not even close to being the fastest, but I'll run hard from the start till the end.

    I would say I could be the fastest side by side runner. I can sprint on the tennis court.

    Has to be some skinny kids on here that can run but get knocked over if touched

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    TT if you run side by side some skinny kid, he'd go into orbit guy
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    list the black gueys on sbr

    common man

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    Trigger tracer before he was gunned down in harlem.

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    I think the official metric used here is "chased by the cops/murderer/whatever you fear for your life"

    Who is the fastest poster here, assuming the cops/murderer/whatever you fear for your life are chasing you?

    Some of you who think you aren't that fast might be surprised. Everyone has ran at this speed at some point in their life. Not everyone has run the 4 40.

    TT - "How fast do you run when you hear the ice cream truck"
    LOU - I assume you've run for your life at some point.

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    I can knock anyone out with a soccer ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I can knock anyone out with a soccer ball.
    From boredom?

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    Ran a 4.6 40 in 1984

    take me about a day and a half now.

    Still out run Titty though

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    When I was still playing ball I could get it up into the low 80's (topped out at 83)

    When playing lacrosse I recorded the hardest shot in our league and could consistently go over 100 MPH, best was 104.

    I am of average speed in a sprint (among decent athletes) but was a god running the bases in ball....not all about speed.

    Today I am better in long distance....should run the full marathon this spring in around 3:50 (that's my goal anyway).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    When I was still playing ball I could get it up into the low 80's (topped out at 83)

    When playing lacrosse I recorded the hardest shot in our league and could consistently go over 100 MPH, best was 104.

    I am of average speed in a sprint (among decent athletes) but was a god running the bases in ball....not all about speed.

    Today I am better in long distance....should run the full marathon this spring in around 3:50 (that's my goal anyway).
    Shit brother if you can finish a marathon in any time you better than most. That takes balls that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    From boredom?
    No. I have been clocked at kicking the ball at 159 mph. Wanna be my target?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Ran a 4.6 40 in 1984

    take me about a day and a half now.

    Still out run Titty though
    I can still run the 40 in the 5's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    No. I have been clocked at kicking the ball at 159 mph. Wanna be my target?
    wow previous record was 132 mph.... you blew that record away


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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post

    No. I have been clocked at kicking the ball at 159 mph. Wanna be my target?
    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post

    wow previous record was 132 mph.... you blew that record away

    Lol, nice call out.....you need to remember that Pavy (I don't mind the guy, seems ok) does not tell the truth. He has been outed before (his fake internet girlfriend being the funniest) so just take him with a grain of salt.

    I am actually shocked that a soccer ball could even reach 132 mph...that's nuts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    Lol, nice call out.....you need to remember that Pavy (I don't mind the guy, seems ok) does not tell the truth. He has been outed before (his fake internet girlfriend being the funniest) so just take him with a grain of salt.

    I am actually shocked that a soccer ball could even reach 132 mph...that's nuts!
    can't even see the ball

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    No. I have been clocked at kicking the ball at 159 mph. Wanna be my target?
    That's pretty impressive
    http://www.theguardian.com/football/...nowledge.sport

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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    Thanks.....this makes a lot more sense than 132.....I just could not wrap my head around that. 132 kpm is 82 mph which seems more likely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    When I was still playing ball I could get it up into the low 80's (topped out at 83)

    When playing lacrosse I recorded the hardest shot in our league and could consistently go over 100 MPH, best was 104.

    I am of average speed in a sprint (among decent athletes) but was a god running the bases in ball....not all about speed.

    Today I am better in long distance....should run the full marathon this spring in around 3:50 (that's my goal anyway).
    that's pretty fast D2D

    '06 ran one 3:30

    '07 ran it 3:45

    '08 my son was born been running and chaaisng him around ever since

    D2d i need like 8 moths of training pick a race i will fly out to east buttfumble canada where you live and run it with you

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    Manny thats fast

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    I can run on the treadmill at 12 for like 30 seconds at a 3 incline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I can run on the treadmill at 12 for like 30 seconds at a 3 incline.


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    Amazing how many great athletes we have at sbr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Amazing how many great athletes we have at sbr.
    It truly is. I knew we had a ton of brilliant coaching/GM minds here, but wasn't aware of how many world class athletes were hanging out here.

    Elite posters. Just another reason why SBR is the tops.

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    again the haves and have nots thing

    cholesterol gap slightly wider here

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    +1.
    opie at our age interval training is very serious business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post

    not a bad time for a big guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    that's pretty fast D2D

    '06 ran one 3:30

    '07 ran it 3:45

    '08 my son was born been running and chaaisng him around ever since

    D2d i need like 8 moths of training pick a race i will fly out to east buttfumble canada where you live and run it with you
    I have never run it sub-4 hours, but at 41 years old, I definitely want to go under. I know where I need to be weight-wise, I know the kind of work I will need to put in.....I can easily pace myself at 7mph in the half marathon....I think I can get it done.

    I am in Western Canada though....Vancouver to be exact. You would be more than welcome to join me in the run....

    http://www.bmovanmarathon.ca/

    3:30 is very impressive.....
    Last edited by Dollars2Donuts; 02-08-14 at 02:23 PM.

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    Nicky Santoro in his legendary track video

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    I thought the same thing...dude was a Shot Put thrower

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