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    Attorney Mike Jack Corbin Calling Tout Service

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    JJ, you are a couple cards short of playing with a full deck. I like the video, but would like to see you take another angle. My friend and I call tout services on the weekends to get there blood boiling and they are better than the clown you called. I want to get the tout people to start screaming obcentities at me and threatning to kill me. You kinda have the voice of some of the touts I called.

    JJ, call a tout service and talk shit to them. First act weak like you need them and you are gonna pay, but then start talking shit to them and cussing them/

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    give me some numbers, most will hang up on you

    I had to be calm or would of gotten nowhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    give me some numbers, most will hang up on you

    I had to be calm or would of gotten nowhere

    Don't have any. My buddie and I hear there ads on Sat. morning on radio and then call the numbers. All these low-life mf'ers will talk to you. You call and leave your name and number and then they call you back usually. When they call me back I act real meak, like a true losing pussy that is dying for someone to bail me out really bad. They are loving this right.. telling me how they are gonna help and fix things for me.. telling me whatever the fukk i want to here. I then turn on them fukers and talk shit. I talk all the shit I can think off about the time they want my CC info. I always tell them they are scamdicappers that couldn't pick there fukking nose.


    For some reason my friend and I have a loose screw when dealing with these fuks. We get off by them talking shit back.

    I got one so mad at me and was screaming at me. Told me he was gonna come to my home and rape me my wife, and children and eat are animals. Then he was gonna put us in a blender and feed me to his fish..

    I loved it!!

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    SSLLIICCKKFFAAZZER DAAT CCAAMM

    thats was funny jj''street tactics''

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    Quote Originally Posted by lyon804 View Post
    Don't have any. My buddie and I hear there ads on Sat. morning on radio and then call the numbers. All these low-life mf'ers will talk to you. You call and leave your name and number and then they call you back usually. When they call me back I act real meak, like a true losing pussy that is dying for someone to bail me out really bad. They are loving this right.. telling me how they are gonna help and fix things for me.. telling me whatever the fukk i want to here. I then turn on them fukers and talk shit. I talk all the shit I can think off about the time they want my CC info. I always tell them they are scamdicappers that couldn't pick there fukking nose.


    For some reason my friend and I have a loose screw when dealing with these fuks. We get off by them talking shit back.

    I got one so mad at me and was screaming at me. Told me he was gonna come to my home and rape me my wife, and children and eat are animals. Then he was gonna put us in a blender and feed me to his fish..

    I loved it!!

    Well ask around, I can go wild in the right scenario

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    at every point past 4:55

    How the **** do you not start cracking up while you're on the phone though jj? That's impressive.

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    That guy sounded like a dick, I almost called him back but did not bother.

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    All touts are like that.

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    Find me a volatile one that will not hang up the phone and I will make fukkin classic one

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    haha i'll get you a number JJ. i had some touts guarantee me a win and lost

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    they're called wager4profit. guaranteed me wins and still lost. haha luckily i only made small plays just to see how he was. they have a site as well, but the number is 702-274-4020

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    Iiked the sportsbook call with the make believe wife in the background better.

    Still funny though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks for making me laugh JJ>

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    make a video of it hahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by CMattis22 View Post
    they're called wager4profit. guaranteed me wins and still lost. haha luckily i only made small plays just to see how he was. they have a site as well, but the number is 702-274-4020
    ok

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    haha thanks my man

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    I will try that number on Friday, see if the guy has an attitude and then i will go crazy

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    hiremedotcom

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    jj, when you are talking to him, tell them to hold on a second, and act like you are doing a line, do a big sniff...

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    JJ, don't let us down.... We are depending on you for our entertainment.

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    JJ, u never seem to disappoint with these vids.

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    JJ is a hero to most and legend to all.

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    JJ that was freaking hilarious! Way to go man!

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    lol

    I got another one coming, different type longer and more him selling his fraud service

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    When I say rolloing on the floor laughing......I mean this literally.

    TOP TEN JJ CLASSIC OF ALL-TIME...........


    OMG ,,,,,,my gut.

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    JJ, quit phukking with people. what are you doing new years eve?

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    This video is good if it was anyone other than JJGOLD. JJGOLD you set the bar, this was just average for you. We demand better of you.

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    pure genius buddy

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    That was excellent.

    I couldn't have pulled it off, but since I'm on the internet and therefore should talk about what I would have done differently: you had him going for quite a while, but you started to clown on him right when he said he lost a bunch of money on blackjack at the Borgata...at that point i would have continued to play it cool and asked him how much he lost on BJ....then accuse him of using you client's money to gamble himself.

    My favorite part of the video was jj saying he doesn't care about his customers and then tried to cut a side deal with the guy, who then thought he was billy badass telling jj he records all his calls.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoja Verdes View Post
    That was excellent.

    I couldn't have pulled it off, but since I'm on the internet and therefore should talk about what I would have done differently: you had him going for quite a while, but you started to clown on him right when he said he lost a bunch of money on blackjack at the Borgata...at that point i would have continued to play it cool and asked him how much he lost on BJ....then accuse him of using you client's money to gamble himself.

    My favorite part of the video was jj saying he doesn't care about his customers and then tried to cut a side deal with the guy, who then thought he was billy badass telling jj he records all his calls.

    Hoja good points, I choked a little during it, your right I should of pressed him and accused him of stealing money to go to Borgata and gamble.

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    Are you sure you are Jewish? That was the worst fake attorney act I have heard. I vote for banishment from the tribe....

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