Traditionally a terrible handicapper, I will post my incredibly awful plays on here for all to enjoy. I will start with 250 units, surely to blow through them; however, trying terribly hard not to. I'm not lying, I attempt to handicap games as effectively as Rainman solved math equations, as well as, Richard Sherman defends mediocre wide receivers, and as well as, Dick Vitale crowd surfs, but the fact of the matter is, I'm just not that good. So with that being said, let's get out of the gate hot...

Single Unit Plays:

Florida -5
Memphis -13.5
UCLA -5.5

Multiple Unit Plays:

Arkansas Little Rock -4.5 (3 units)
Tulsa -4 (2 units)

Parlay Play:

None

Record

0-0

Bank Roll

250 Units


Also, I hate to do math so don't expect me to do the old -110 payouts. That's factored into my "units." Theres a complex triple quadratic equation formula I use and I'd prefer not to get into it on here, but it's great for burnin money. So units will just be added or subtracted, mainly subtracted, from my starting total of 250 units depending on the games result.

Parlays will be paid as follows:

2 Team 1 unit ==> 2.5 units
3 Team 1 unit ==> 6 units
4 Team 1 unit ==> 12.5 units

Now that, that is all situated, it's time to fill the bookies wallet.