1. 01-08-14 05:46 PM #1
    Tulsa
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    Ok...Here's my Cherry Pooping Play

    I think it was RussianRocket that asked for my initiating play.... I'll post my first play for the boards here and in College Basketball, but here for the first breaking of the virginity....

    Think of it as a debutante post on this part of the forums-

    You'll hate me for this, you purists, but I strongly believe in favored parlays if done carefully:

    If I told you that I had a MLB ML wager of -139 that I was sure of...you'd say...woot and good luck and all that.... WELL THE FOLLOWING HAS THE SAME PAYOUT AND I strongly believe less can go wrong, even though there are three games and six teams involved.

    Here you go, Jackholes: ALL Men's College BB-

    Eastern KY -425
    Oklahoma State -1000
    Villanova -375

    Ends up being about 139 for 100


    There's your play for the day!

    Take it and you'll be 'wooting' in a few hours.....

    tulsa
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  2. 01-08-14 05:50 PM #2
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    Pooping?
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  3. 01-08-14 05:53 PM #3
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    get on bautista match just started
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  4. 01-08-14 05:57 PM #4
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    ML parlay??

    What kind of capper are you??
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  5. 01-08-14 05:58 PM #5
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    Parlaying ML Juice...... The noob post of champions

    Why don't you just pick 1 side you like and bet 110 for 100
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  6. 01-08-14 06:06 PM #6
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    break bautista tennis is great sport to make money
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  7. 01-08-14 06:07 PM #7
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    Cherry pooping
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  8. 01-08-14 06:09 PM #8
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  9. 01-08-14 06:13 PM #9
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    Tulsa your sharp coming up with those games

    Best of luckj
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  10. 01-08-14 06:14 PM #10
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    I told you that folks wouldn't like it! LOL

    Yes, Cherry Poop is tasty, regardless.

    Some of you guys are just plain mean.

    However, if I was to say.... Boston Red Sox -139 for the afternoon start with pitchers you'd say....

    GOOD LUCK!

    SAME THING, FOLKS- This is a ML parlay with the same payout and I will tell you that mathematically, it has more of a chance of hitting.

    Good luck,

    tulsa
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  11. 01-08-14 06:16 PM #11
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    Unreal.
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  12. 01-08-14 06:16 PM #12
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    SAME THING, FOLKS- This is a ML parlay with the same payout and I will tell you that mathematically, it has more of a chance of hitting.
    Wrong. Ban him.
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  13. 01-08-14 06:20 PM #13
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    So Tulsa is Brock's son
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  14. 01-08-14 06:20 PM #14
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    Ban me? For what?

    Giving a -139 play?

    You are so smart..... If I win, it won't make you happy. If I lose it will make you estatic.

    You are biased. Favored parlays are a very good way to win in this endeavor, but you won't see the light due to the brightness...

    Good luck and we'll see,

    tulsa
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  15. 01-08-14 06:31 PM #15
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    There's nothing to get excited about. Even if you win tonight, you really don't win because everybody knows you're dumb. If I would have used your advice this college football bowl season, I'm not sure where I would be. Wait, I know.... In a cemetery.
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  16. 01-08-14 06:34 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatALoser View Post
    There's nothing to get excited about. Even if you win tonight, you really don't win because everybody knows you're dumb. If I would have used your advice this college football bowl season, I'm not sure where I would be. Wait, I know.... In a cemetery.
    WAIT, this isn't college bowl football that I'm offering, sir. I wouldn't ever do that cross season/sports...this is tonight in early/mid basketball in the college games, men. LOL Not the same situation and I'm not advocating outside of careful choices of heavy favorites in CERTAIN situations......

    I realize that win or lose you guys will harrass for this: However, if I win, then I win. That's all. That's it. If I offer the advice then I've done my homeowork. ML parlays aren't always the best idea, but DAYAM, sometimes they might be.

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  17. 01-08-14 07:04 PM #17
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    Can't even spell popping.
    Gee, wonder who's account this is?
    Fckn joke.

    No one wants your pick jizzrag, that's why you need 5 accounts. You've been laughed off all the other ones.
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  18. 01-08-14 07:23 PM #18
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    I'd hope not, I don't think anyone on the Red Sox roster is aware there is a game today. That's a loss for sure.
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  19. 01-08-14 07:25 PM #19
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    Eastern Kenetucky
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  20. 01-08-14 07:59 PM #20
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    Alright....that is done.... Jeesh.

    Further, Pooping was on purpose and with a wink.

    AS Vegas says, "Eastern Kenetucky" and that is the one that was the bottom leg...

    I lost and that sucked as a parlay....

    Sheesh and dammit!

    Alright, I'm not necessarily done posting, but my first pick on the board was a loser which is irritating and sucks for me.

    I was worried about that and my fears have been born!

    Anyway, I still believe in favored ML three team parlays, but I have not done well proving my point this time.

    Good luck,

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  21. 01-08-14 08:13 PM #21
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    Don't worry about the loss or the assholes raggin you. Do your thing man.
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  22. 01-08-14 08:16 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    So Tulsa is Brock's son
    JJGold Must of had sex with Brocks wife.. Unless science figured out how to make Gaybies yet. Tulsa Pal, your obviously an idiot. I think we have that quota filled here already. You might want to try Gay Live or Other places across the street.
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  23. 01-08-14 08:17 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    No one wants your pick jizzrag.


    Classic Benny. Love it.

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  24. 01-08-14 08:18 PM #24
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    tulsa = smoke = ghey
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  25. 01-08-14 11:53 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiDNiTe View Post
    get on bautista match just started
    Can't get easier than that
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