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    gauchojake
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    Lkid we might need to take a detour to Voltacos in Ocean City. I'll pay for the gas.

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    Madison
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    No Women .. OUT ... Thanks but i can still afford my own beer. Although I might be changing from high end to miller light cans.

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    You guys are not party guys

    I will make video next week of my party

    Hamburgers

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    El Nino
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Well poster parties don't involved girls
    most posters could not get laid

    i will never forget 8 years ago I bought into a guaranteed sex getting laid party that involved 20 guys and I think 22 women. I paid $600 for it free beer included. The deal was everyone fukkin strips nude and all the nude guys line up in a straight fukkin line waiting to be picked by a hottie woman. I figured in would go in like 10 pick ....now we are down to 2 guys and 4 girls so two girls went up to the next guy and took him . We have one chick left and me. I am standing there like a fukkin loser with a 2.5 inch rooster real hard and she smiles at me. She was a redwood meaning tall and built. Asian 6-1, 195 pounds with big . Everyone was starring at me chanting and she starts having an argument with organizer I guess resisting picking me . She stormed away and I was left lone. It was very embarrassing . The organizer said 'not my fault" I wanted me money back and she gave it to me. Now when leaving Asian woman that was suppose to be mine was riding another guy in a room. Worst moment of my life . I cannot get laid and it hurts .

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Well poster parties don't involved girls
    most posters could not get laid

    i will never forget 8 years ago I bought into a guaranteed sex getting laid party that involved 20 guys and I think 22 women. I paid $600 for it free beer included. The deal was everyone fukkin strips nude and all the nude guys line up in a straight fukkin line waiting to be picked by a hottie woman. I figured in would go in like 10 pick ....now we are down to 2 guys and 4 girls so two girls went up to the next guy and took him . We have one chick left and me. I am standing there like a fukkin loser with a 2.5 inch rooster real hard and she smiles at me. She was a redwood meaning tall and built. Asian 6-1, 195 pounds with big . Everyone was starring at me chanting and she starts having an argument with organizer I guess resisting picking me . She stormed away and I was left lone. It was very embarrassing . The organizer said 'not my fault" I wanted me money back and she gave it to me. Now when leaving Asian woman that was suppose to be mine was riding another guy in a room. Worst moment of my life . I cannot get laid and it hurts .
    What a burial. No wonder you're all messed up now

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    jjgold
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    Lots of anger in me

    Mainly failures with women

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    Seaweed
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    I'm not in

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    Seaweed why??

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    Can I come JJ?

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    Knaoirb of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Knaoirb of course
    what do you want me to bring ?

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    Coke
    One lady for me 22 years old
    Wine
    Chips
    Ice cream
    Pecans

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    Chi_archie
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    Change the chips to whips and you'll be good

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