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    THam12
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    Getting out of a slump...

    Need some advice on getting out of a huge gambling slump! Any advice?

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    Step away for a while and refresh.

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    Rub one out to Internet porn

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    Yayo and liquid percocet.

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    Surf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bet10Heinekens View Post
    Rub one out to Internet porn
    I love both suggestions guys. I'll do Heineken's first then vegas'

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    you aint on the street giving $5 blowjobs so you still on the up and up brother.

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    Best thing to stop a losing streak is betting both sides of a game.
    I promise you it will work.

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    Crank one to Asa Akira. You can't lose doing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    Crank one to Asa Akira. You can't lose doing that.
    Especially the videos where she is all oiled up.

    She is one bad bitch.

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    Take a break for a few days and always stay away from the NBA.

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    Bet both sides and eat the juice.

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    whys, is so much the simple. make the apreciations on the wife

    1. make the dinners for wife of candlelights
    2. make the lights off in house
    3. make self the naked and have the white sheet of ghost

    wife make arrive on house

    4. yous lays down on floor on the back with large boaner
    size that make smash on ceeling


    (white sheet is on boaner and makes look like ghost, but of
    casper the friendly boaner styles!)

    wife make the screaming! nows you make subtract white sheet
    from boaner. nows the wife faint from the astonishments and surprisements

    yous make the awake on the wife with the taps of gentle with yous penis on
    the temple of the wife. she make awake in the instant! wife is in state of non
    judge. yous ask wife with lips of the penis like moby dick asking the news interviews:

    "wife, is Denver game make over or under?"

    she make tells the answer and is the certain for the wins
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    THam12
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    Quote Originally Posted by warbux View Post
    you aint on the street giving $5 blowjobs so you still on the up and up brother.
    hahahahaha best quote of the night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarunas View Post
    whys, is so much the simple. make the apreciations on the wife

    1. make the dinners for wife of candlelights
    2. make the lights off in house
    3. make self the naked and have the white sheet of ghost

    wife make arrive on house

    4. yous lays down on floor on the back with large boaner
    size that make smash on ceeling


    (white sheet is on boaner and makes look like ghost, but of
    casper the friendly boaner styles!)

    wife make the screaming! nows you make subtract white sheet
    from boaner. nows the wife faint from the astonishments and surprisements

    yous make the awake on the wife with the taps of gentle with yous penis on
    the temple of the wife. she make awake in the instant! wife is in state of non
    judge. yous ask wife with lips of the penis like moby dick asking the news interviews:

    "wife, is Denver game make over or under?"

    she make tells the answer and is the certain for the wins
    Sarunas is the man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarunas View Post
    whys, is so much the simple. make the apreciations on the wife

    1. make the dinners for wife of candlelights
    2. make the lights off in house
    3. make self the naked and have the white sheet of ghost

    wife make arrive on house

    4. yous lays down on floor on the back with large boaner
    size that make smash on ceeling


    (white sheet is on boaner and makes look like ghost, but of
    casper the friendly boaner styles!)

    wife make the screaming! nows you make subtract white sheet
    from boaner. nows the wife faint from the astonishments and surprisements

    yous make the awake on the wife with the taps of gentle with yous penis on
    the temple of the wife. she make awake in the instant! wife is in state of non
    judge. yous ask wife with lips of the penis like moby dick asking the news interviews:

    "wife, is Denver game make over or under?"

    she make tells the answer and is the certain for the wins
    fukkin love this guy

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    Fade Reemer.

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    Lower bet sizes
    lower daily bets


    if nothing else bet both sides to just one game and break the streak , sounds silly but works

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    Quote Originally Posted by THam12 View Post
    Need some advice on getting out of a huge gambling slump! Any advice?
    i cant catch a break either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warbux View Post
    you aint on the street giving $5 blowjobs so you still on the up and up brother.
    hilarious

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    The rednecks say the best way to get out of a slump is to bang a black chick. Do something you normally would never do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarunas View Post
    whys, is so much the simple. make the apreciations on the wife

    1. make the dinners for wife of candlelights
    2. make the lights off in house
    3. make self the naked and have the white sheet of ghost

    wife make arrive on house

    4. yous lays down on floor on the back with large boaner
    size that make smash on ceeling


    (white sheet is on boaner and makes look like ghost, but of
    casper the friendly boaner styles!)

    wife make the screaming! nows you make subtract white sheet
    from boaner. nows the wife faint from the astonishments and surprisements

    yous make the awake on the wife with the taps of gentle with yous penis on
    the temple of the wife. she make awake in the instant! wife is in state of non
    judge. yous ask wife with lips of the penis like moby dick asking the news interviews:

    "wife, is Denver game make over or under?"

    she make tells the answer and is the certain for the wins


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