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    InTheHole
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    My Last post to the board

    I know we've seen a lot of these lately...but i am here to say i am making my very last post on the board. I don't know what the hell happened yesterday but I managed to lose 936 points playing Craps in less than 5 minutes at the SBR Hotel and Casino.

    I don't know what's worse...losing all of those points to a forum I have dedicated my life to over the last year and a half or getting herpes from your girlfriend/wife who you thought was a virgin. All I know is that I have been beaten and bloodied beyond belief and had to be bailed out by my family for the last time. its happened before over the years and now its happened again and one result is i need to now get a 2nd job. How the hell i still have a family if one of the great mysteries, i've put them through hell with my gambling and today it stops, or i die, one of the two.

    Guys, i'm not telling ANYONE what to do, what i am saying is be smart and carefull, we are all a few bad weeks away from cashing in our points for the last time. I certainly didn't see it coming, just a few days I was flying high at the Baccarat Table. Being able to buy that Dell Net book was a huge motivator. But thats long gone and then some.

    If anyway wants to rip me, so be it, i hold no ill will, even towards an obvious novice as Venditto.

    So to JJ Gold, Richie, Nicky Santoro, and all the rest of you i can't remember right now. Take care, its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

    Salud boys!
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    InTheHole gave Sam Odom 3 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    See you soon pal. I got a chair pulled out for you here when you're back.

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    April Fools.


    No one ever leaves. Except those fired by SBR.

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    Well played, sir.

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    Good Luck guy, we will miss you and the solid contributions you gave us.

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    Dude, don't go! I thought highly of you. For the most part we are all degens. Sometimes life calls for us to scale it back some. Take a few weeks to clear your head and start off small with a clear head. Good luck to you no matter what you choose!

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    Hey ITH..Would you change your mind if I can find a family member to loan you 936 points to make a final bet and if you lose you can pay him back by delivering 6 pointz everyday to their account?

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    Dont go ITH. But if you do, be safe.

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    This over losing less then 1,000 betpoints..............????


    C'mon dude, re-group.

    You just lost 6.89 artery clogging pizzas, consider yourself a victor.


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    that had to have been copied word for word from Brock landers goodbye post. if not, then this kid is talented.

    even the "salud boys" was vintage brocker.

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    I'm living proof. It can't be done. Good luck to you.

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    halarious





    Quote Originally Posted by daggerkobe View Post
    April Fools.


    No one ever leaves. Except those fired by SBR.
    also nice one here too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    This over losing less then 1,000 betpoints..............????


    C'mon dude, re-group.

    You just lost 6.89 artery clogging pizzas, consider yourself a victor.

    Now, that's called putting it perspective. Although, I think ITH is a little more peeved by the herpes from his girlfriend/wife and having to have his family bail him out from his gambling loses again. Either way it sucks. Don't want to see him go. If I had the points I would give it to them if it made him feel better. Fishhead, you are a man of means and it would only represent roughly 25% of your points. PM him and see if he will accept them from you to stay on with us. Why not? The guy is a solid contributor to the SBR family.

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    Come on Fishhead, give him a government bailout one time!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I have played SANTA long enough today.

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    FH lost like 2000pts on Broncos and Clippers.

    Thats like 50 TV dinners.

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    Whether you believe in God or some supreme being, this was meant to be and nothing could prevent it! You now see the meaning behind why you chose the handle, IntheHole! Not what you expected, I know! God bless you and good luck!

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    This was funny the first time you posted it in September. What is the fine for recycled posts?

    09-26-09, 12:00 AM #1 InTheHole



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    My last post to the points board

    I know we've seen a lot of these lately...but i am here to say i am making my very last post on the points board. I don't know what the hell happened in the last week specifically since Nevada lost on Friday September 25th, but i've been beaten and bloodied beyond belief and had to be bailed out by Willie Bee for the last time. its happened before over the months and now its happened again and one result is i need to now start blogging for Christ's sake. How the hell i still have a account with SBR if one of the great mysteries, i've put them through hell with my points gambling and today it stops, or i stop posting, one of the two.

    Guys, i'm not telling ANYONE what to do, what i am saying is be smart and carefull, we are all a few bad weeks away from cashing in our points for the last time. I certainly didn't see it coming, just a month ago i hit a monster play on Northwestern in college football. But thats long gone and then some.

    If anyway wants to rip me, so be it, i hold no ill will, even towards an obvious novice as Venditto

    So to JJ Gold, Richie, Nicky Santoro, and all the rest of you i can't remember right now. Take care, its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

    Salud boys!
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    ITH, this is most unsettling as you were approaching quasi-power poster status, much like Plommer, Pavy and Rake. You were not yet at the level of a mathy but your stock was rising. I will miss your news threads.

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    It boggles my mind people get so down over losing points, but are betting real money as well. If you can't handle losing points you really shouldn't be gambling.

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    this is lost on so many here

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    It boggles my mind people get so down over losing points, but are betting real money as well. If you can't handle losing points you really shouldn't be gambling.
    I think had more to do with this. Read again!

    Quote Originally Posted by lyon804 View Post
    Now, that's called putting it perspective. Although, I think ITH is a little more peeved by the herpes from his girlfriend/wife and having to have his family bail him out from his gambling loses again. Either way it sucks. Don't want to see him go. If I had the points I would give it to them if it made him feel better. Fishhead, you are a man of means and it would only represent roughly 25% of your points. PM him and see if he will accept them from you to stay on with us. Why not? The guy is a solid contributor to the SBR family.

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    The points was just the straw the broke the camels back so to speak.. I believe INT hole felt "barrelled in" if you will... A word that is so famously used around here. Us southern rednecks did not know the word, but I am quickly adopting it with likeness. You see INT was already "barrelled in", but was clinging to hope by having the "points" after loosing them he experienced what we describe in the poker world as "felted"..... NO chips left!! The young man has been through alot.. I have lost money myself, but it usually is just shits n giggles and we move forward, but look at his perspective.... The man is down money gambling, his parents have to bail him out to make him hole again. He contracts herpes from his girlfriend/wife who he believed to be a virgin and then loses all his points in the casino gambling. WOW! All this shit happening in a year would be all I wanted and then some... I have a feeling he got all the above in a small time frame. To say he has been through alot would be a mild understatement.

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    I can only dream about seeing 936 points by my name

    wouldnt be long because I would order a couple hundred dollar free plays and a pizza

    must have been nightmarish losing them

    has SBR seen its first casino victim poster loss

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    I love how people are taking this seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwaechte View Post
    I love how people are taking this seriously.
    several hundred dollars at a sports book and a pizza or two

    it aint just points its money

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    see you tomorrow

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    WHOOSH!!! as the gag goes flying over heads at the speed of sound.

    I want to say the problem is too much subtlety but as of Trojan's post there, the gag has been pretty thoroughly spelled out. Still WHOOOSH!!!

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    Over some free points you quit ? What the hell happens when you lose a real bet ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StraitShooter View Post
    several hundred dollars at a sports book and a pizza or two

    it aint just points its money
    But it wasn't stolen from them like candy from a baby. They only lost it trying to win more. Greed should not be rewarded.

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