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    Chris Christie our next President?

    I don't want to be critical but I would suggest a good demist and a diet.

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    cant have a fat president, needs to lose weight in next 18 months
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    cant have a fat president, needs to lose weight in next 18 months
    Taft weighed 300+ and of course has the famous story of getting stuck in the white house bathtub

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    Yeah, just like Romney was going to be our last one, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    cant have a fat president, needs to lose weight in next 18 months
    Why not?

    Guy lives in fattest country on earth (where most are proud of their morbid obesity)...

    If anything id have thought his weight would be an advantage as it shows he can relate to joe average...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Why not?

    Guy lives in fattest country on earth (where most are proud of their morbid obesity)...

    If anything id have thought his weight would be an advantage as it shows he can relate to joe average...
    We are fat but we don't think we are fat. So, we don't want our obesity mirrored in our president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    I don't want to be critical but I would suggest a good demist and a diet.
    When you stand in the middle of the road you are more likely to be hit by a car. Especially if you weight 350.

    He's got no chance.

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    Hillary isn't far off. It looks like she has been sucking on the soy sauce these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Why not?

    Guy lives in fattest country on earth (where most are proud of their morbid obesity)...

    If anything id have thought his weight would be an advantage as it shows he can relate to joe average...
    Mexico has the largest obesity rate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    We are fat but we don't think we are fat. So, we don't want our obesity mirrored in our president.
    have noticed that...

    If only all that energy you guys waste (not much different where im from too) blaming everything and everyone else was instead put into actual physical exercise...

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    I don't think it's even a question at this point to be honest. I think it's virtually a foregone conclusion.

    The biggest "hurdle" for the Republicans to clear here is whether or not they can nominate a centrist thinking candidate. If he gets the nomination, he wins the Presidency. I wouldn't put it past them to f\*\*k it up, though, and give it to someone far less electable.

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    Maybe, if the Republicans can remove their heads from their collective asses and stop cannibalizing each other, he seems like a very good candidate.

    Here, a little trick Republicans. I will give you this for free, Opie can go ahead and move this up the chain.

    My Advice:

    Pick a christian moderate who doesn't thump the bible.

    You are going to get the nut fukks in your party anyway. The whole "anybody but Obama" dipshits. What you NEED is the middle. Go strong for the middle. Not blacks, Not Women. The middle class as a whole. It's not a race issue. Get the middle class.

    Christie has already positioned himself in the middle in most demographics.

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    To hell with the middle.

    The Republicans need to stop dredging up the same old has been's. Need someone fresh with a spine and positive energy. Every year they trot out the "expected" and it doesn't work anymore. The actual party can disappear any time now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Maybe, if the Republicans can remove their heads from their collective asses and stop cannibalizing each other, he seems like a very good candidate.

    Here, a little trick Republicans. I will give you this for free, Opie can go ahead and move this up the chain.

    My Advice:

    Pick a christian moderate who doesn't thump the bible.

    You are going to get the nut fukks in your party anyway. The whole "anybody but Obama" dipshits. What you NEED is the middle. Go strong for the middle. Not blacks, Not Women. The middle class as a whole. It's not a race issue. Get the middle class.

    Christie has already positioned himself in the middle in most demographics.
    Egg-fvcking-zactly.

    It's not rocket science. Second straight election that the Dems are just begging for you to take back the Presidency. You going to f\*\*k it up again?!?!?

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    good talk...lets continue this in 2.5 years hueyeeyshe

    what a fukkin hand job this thread is
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    good talk...lets continue this in 2.5 years hueyeeyshe

    what a fukkin hand job this thread is
    Some guys get off on this type o shit.

    This is the America we live in now, Campaigns are started 4 years, sometimes more, before an election for these big races.

    But, yeah, this is almost as bad as talking about a pre-season top 25 the moment after the title game ends.

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    maybe in 2024.... if he hasn't succumbed to diabetes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    good talk...lets continue this in 2.5 years hueyeeyshe

    what a fukkin hand job this thread is
    and you chimed in kettle

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Why not?

    Guy lives in fattest country on earth (where most are proud of their morbid obesity)...

    If anything id have thought his weight would be an advantage as it shows he can relate to joe average...
    Maybe if he gained some weight and started smoking crack on drunken binges he could get elected Mayor of Toronto eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kindred View Post
    Maybe if he gained some weight and started smoking crack on drunken binges he could get elected Mayor of Toronto eh

    Man, that guy is a piece of work.

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    Can't be worse than the train wreck in office right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    maybe in 2024.... if he hasn't succumbed to diabetes.
    He has diabetes or is least pre-diabetic

    You can't get that fat and have your pancreas still working, it just can't handle that type of workload

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    Guy is basically a Democrat. What Republican ideas has he instituted in New Jersey???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kindred View Post
    Maybe if he gained some weight and started smoking crack on drunken binges he could get elected Mayor of Toronto eh

    Rob ford knows how to talk to joe average with words such as 'elitists'. Draws the emotional yet relatable connection with normal voters.

    Average joe can relate to rob ford more than almost any other politician as he has faults, just like them. Ok the crack smoking thing is a little too far but public displays of drunkedness show people that he's a real person and not just another robot that the machine produced, which again, make him much more relatable...

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    fat people in china, good , alwuys get the girls, too

    maybe its in american its not the same

    fat people have the money and the power for china

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Can't be worse than the train wreck in office right now
    Um George bush anyone??

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    Quote Originally Posted by broadway6 View Post
    Hillary isn't far off. It looks like she has been sucking on the soy sauce these days.
    Guy walks into the local KFC, says to the counter person, "I'll have the Hilary Clinton"
    Counter person says to the patron "I'm not sure what you mean?"
    Guy says "you know, 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts, and a left wing"



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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    To hell with the middle.

    The Republicans need to stop dredging up the same old has been's. Need someone fresh with a spine and positive energy. Every year they trot out the "expected" and it doesn't work anymore. The actual party can disappear any time now.
    What you need is to win the election. What the candidate believe in, has a spine or not, or any of that bullshit is moot. Republicans in the white house should be the only focus. If you have to dress up a talking didlo to get into the white house, you need to do that as a party.

    Once a republican candidate gets in, then the real lunacy of the modern GOP can take it from there and reclaim all the freedoms that they supposedly lost since a Black man dirtied the office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Um George bush anyone??
    Obama is way worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUHerd37 View Post
    Obama is way worse.
    You mean like inheriting 13 trillion worth of debt worse??

    Yeah, can accomplish alot when your that deep in the hole to begin with...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    What you need is to win the election. What the candidate believe in, has a spine or not, or any of that bullshit is moot. Republicans in the white house should be the only focus. If you have to dress up a talking didlo to get into the white house, you need to do that as a party.

    Once a republican candidate gets in, then the real lunacy of the modern GOP can take it from there and reclaim all the freedoms that they supposedly lost since a Black man dirtied the office.
    It's actually quite the opposite. Last election, they didn't show. They didn't vote. They were not behind/interested in Romney. A candidate with a spine. One to believe in. Will bring back the votes. Not one who bends. The idea is not to sell out to get a Republican in the White House. That party, as it is now, is finished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    You mean like inheriting 13 trillion worth of debt worse??

    Yeah, can accomplish alot when your that deep in the hole to begin with...
    you have no idea about what you are talking about

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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    you have no idea about what you are talking about
    And you seem to have a willingly short memory so guess that makes us:

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