1. 10-29-13 04:22 PM #1
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    Guaranteed Winner...and I'll tell you why!

    Im on absolute tilt boys.
    I have been like this about 6 times in the last year....and EVERY time I lose when I chase hard.

    I had Cornet to win $250 today....up 5-0 in 1st set, and Kirilenko quits....just needed 1 more damn game.

    So I put to win $250 on Tsonga....hes cruising, and dude loses 2nd and 3rd set tie break. Dude double faults when he has match point, and then double faults on Nishikori match point a few points later. And Im not even lying, he missed his serve by 3 feet. I had visions, and pictured exactly what ended up happening. I'm not lying!

    Im now going all in on Miami Heat ML. I guarantee Chicago wins the game.......but I cant control myself. I know I will lose, I know I will be fu(kin furious....and I know it will ruin me for the next 2 months......but you know what, I'm a moron....and I've tilted and there's no stopping me.

    What's Chicago about +190 or +200?? You guys can make a killing tonight.......you can thank me later.
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  2. 10-29-13 04:24 PM #2
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    too much psychology and reverse psychology pal. i'm confused and mind-fcked.
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  3. 10-29-13 04:30 PM #3
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    Trust me.....take the Heat ML or the points, and you will increase your bankroll.

    I'm not a good pressure bettor, and never win when I have everything on the line. I'm not a lucky person.
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  4. 10-29-13 04:40 PM #4
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    Live bet is the way to go
    bulls are gonna come to play, catch the heat when the bulls are up a few for a better number if you like the heat and viceversa
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  5. 10-29-13 04:42 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post
    Trust me.....take the Heat ML or the points, and you will increase your bankroll.

    I'm not a good pressure bettor, and never win when I have everything on the line. I'm not a lucky person.
    Heat or Bulls?
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  6. 10-29-13 04:43 PM #6
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    Seriously guys.....I have given the entire board a winner tonight. Dont even think twice about it.
    Why do I envision the Bulls hitting a shot in the last few seconds to put me in my misery?
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  7. 10-29-13 04:43 PM #7
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    Sorry, I'm on the Heat.....so take the Bulls. Im shaky right now, and cant concentrate on what Im saying.
    Never a good sign.
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  8. 10-29-13 04:47 PM #8
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    So you pushed on Cornet, Tsonga got beat by a +200 dog, and now you're in raging tilt mode?

    The fukk?
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  9. 10-29-13 04:49 PM #9
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    Rambis I respect your honesty its a good thing to have around here. Hope Heat cashes for ya bud
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  10. 10-29-13 04:52 PM #10
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    patty.....this is a steamroll effect from about the past week.

    It started with Azarenka not retiring last Friday....I watched the match and she was crying almost the whole match and refused to quit for whatever reason. The umpire asked her 4 times if she was done.....and she kept playing.

    I had a couple last minute beats in College, and brutal day in NFL Sunday....and went fairly large with Waino pitching at home.

    A culmination of things that just hit the boiling point. Tsonga double faults on his match point. Then 2 points later, Tsonga has match point again, and Nishikori hits a 2nd serve ace (mind you he only had 2 the whole match at that point). Then Nishikori hits another ace to go up 8-7, while Tsonga double faults again.

    Yes, Im tilt......and I need the Heat to win. When I "need" a team to win, it doesn't matter......Believe that
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  11. 10-29-13 05:01 PM #11
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    Not this again.

    You fvcking kidding me Regul8er?
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  12. 10-29-13 05:02 PM #12
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    NC...dead serious buddy.
    Dont remember the last time I've cashed out. Probably 20 deposits, without a withdraw.

    It's truly amazing.
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  13. 10-29-13 05:07 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guinser View Post
    Rambis I respect your honesty its a good thing to have around here. Hope Heat cashes for ya bud
    Exact same feelings.....I have no action.
    I truly hope your bet wins!
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  14. 10-29-13 05:08 PM #14
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    man you go on monkey tilt from that shit, can't imagine how you'd act at a poker table from losing with a 4 or a kind or a straight flush.

    you might kill someone. no joke.
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  15. 10-29-13 05:09 PM #15
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    Thanks Dude.......Ive calmed myself down quite a bit over the past hour.

    I'm not really that confident that the Heat win this game......but Ive come to grips with the fact that I'm in trouble.
    NCAAB is my favorite time of year, so hopefully I get lucky here.
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  16. 10-29-13 05:10 PM #16
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    Ghengis....I play very rare...and only tournament, so if I lose, I know what I lose.
    Never more then $50.
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  17. 10-29-13 05:11 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post
    NC...dead serious buddy.
    Dont remember the last time I've cashed out. Probably 20 deposits, without a withdraw.

    It's truly amazing.
    I thought you'd quit and gotten your life together gambling-free?

    Your wife still around?

    Ever heard the term "lucky in love, not in cards"? Count your blessings in real life and stop worrying so much about not getting a ML to hit -- before you don't have anything around you other than the bad beats to complain about.
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  18. 10-29-13 05:12 PM #18
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    deep down, you like to lose. Proof is in you starting this same thread every couple months
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  19. 10-29-13 05:20 PM #19
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    NC...I was out of the game for about 4-5 months......and yes extremely happy, and things were great.
    Wife was away for a weekend, I had nothing going on, so stupid me makes a deposit. I've been playing off of $200 for about a month now.

    Have kept it together, pretty much until what just unfolded about an hour ago. I was making only a few bets, until sh!t starting the fan this weekend. Part of me wants to just lose tonight like BettingWizard mentions....and be done with it. $200 over a 4 week period is doable......with Christmas I literally have nothing to bet....all tied up. A win tonight, I will be taking out about 1K.
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  20. 10-29-13 05:23 PM #20
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    For some reason I love it when Regul8or goes tilt!
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  21. 10-29-13 05:31 PM #21
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    Guaranteed play. Love it. Heat win the opener tonight
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  22. 10-29-13 05:39 PM #22
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    Reverse psychology wont work pal. Nice try tho.

    BULLS ROLL TONIGHT
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  23. 10-29-13 05:46 PM #23
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    Tsonga has been a choker his whole life

    I never bet him
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  24. 10-29-13 05:58 PM #24
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    jj....ya I remember the last time taking him, he had a 2-0 set lead over Wawrinka in the French Open a few years ago...and choked it away.

    Call it what you want to guys....reverse jinx or whatever. I have the Heat ML all-in. I don't win pressure bets.
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  25. 10-29-13 06:04 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post
    Im on absolute tilt boys.
    I have been like this about 6 times in the last year....and EVERY time I lose when I chase hard.

    I had Cornet to win $250 today....up 5-0 in 1st set, and Kirilenko quits....just needed 1 more damn game.

    So I put to win $250 on Tsonga....hes cruising, and dude loses 2nd and 3rd set tie break. Dude double faults when he has match point, and then double faults on Nishikori match point a few points later. And Im not even lying, he missed his serve by 3 feet. I had visions, and pictured exactly what ended up happening. I'm not lying!

    Im now going all in on Miami Heat ML. I guarantee Chicago wins the game.......but I cant control myself. I know I will lose, I know I will be fu(kin furious....and I know it will ruin me for the next 2 months......but you know what, I'm a moron....and I've tilted and there's no stopping me.

    What's Chicago about +190 or +200?? You guys can make a killing tonight.......you can thank me later.
    i charted all games bet wth outcomes desided in the final mins. at 1 point i was 9 wins 31 loses .. you cant make this SH$T up.. lost buff und.. mia ovr.. and clemson just this wkend...
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  26. 10-29-13 06:15 PM #26
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    [QUOTE=Regul8er;20076098]patty.....this is a steamroll effect from about the past week.

    It started with Azarenka not retiring last Friday....I watched the match and she was crying almost the whole match and refused to quit for whatever reason. The umpire asked her 4 times if she was done.....and she kept playing.

    *teehee*...this is NOT a bad beat!

    Last edited by diondublin; 10-29-13 at 06:18 PM.
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  27. 10-29-13 06:50 PM #27
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    Just put a small bet on Chicago ML. Thanks for the free money.
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  28. 10-29-13 07:07 PM #28
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  29. 10-29-13 07:15 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post
    Im on absolute tilt boys.
    I have been like this about 6 times in the last year....and EVERY time I lose when I chase hard.

    I had Cornet to win $250 today....up 5-0 in 1st set, and Kirilenko quits....just needed 1 more damn game.

    So I put to win $250 on Tsonga....hes cruising, and dude loses 2nd and 3rd set tie break. Dude double faults when he has match point, and then double faults on Nishikori match point a few points later. And Im not even lying, he missed his serve by 3 feet. I had visions, and pictured exactly what ended up happening. I'm not lying!

    Im now going all in on Miami Heat ML. I guarantee Chicago wins the game.......but I cant control myself. I know I will lose, I know I will be fu(kin furious....and I know it will ruin me for the next 2 months......but you know what, I'm a moron....and I've tilted and there's no stopping me.

    What's Chicago about +190 or +200?? You guys can make a killing tonight.......you can thank me later.
    Lang is on the chicago spread. Miami will cover. Consider it your lucky day.
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  30. 10-29-13 08:18 PM #30
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    Ass beatdown by the Heat in that first half! Easy!
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  31. 10-29-13 08:22 PM #31
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    congrats on the win now settle down and use proper bankroll management and don't put yourself in this situation again
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  32. 10-29-13 08:32 PM #32
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    you think too low of yourself, man. easy win just like that. get your head up and keep hitting those winners.
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  33. 10-29-13 09:34 PM #33
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    Down to single digits

    ruh roh
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  34. 10-29-13 10:16 PM #34
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    awesome write-up, made my decision much easier
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  35. 10-30-13 12:50 AM #35
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    Well congrats -- I guess.

    Now do the right thing and cash out before you go back on tilt.

    Take this opportunity to quit while you're ahead for once. The gambling gods are giving you a second chance, which doesn't happen very often.
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