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    jjgold
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    Can an escort get a court order to have a client submit to a dna test to prove such and such is the father of her child??

    As we all know they have lots of partners , how hard for her to get a court order to find out who father is??
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    Use two rubbers next time jj.

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    You are the father

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    Lawyers only and mature men only

    This is VERY serious

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    saloon

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    So let's see your banging a whore who probably did 35 men before you that day and not using protection.


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    Ofcourse she can. The bigger concern is someone jumped an escort without a rubber, an std test is necessary.

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    big steph called maury

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    You are the father
    You are the mother

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    Lawyers , Guns & Money

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    Trannies can't get preggo, JJ. You're safe.
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    What did you get yourself into, JJ?

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    Do the right thing here, JJ.

    Marry the whore.

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    Can you fukking just imagine A little black JJ

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    you are not the father

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    Kid has more hair and a bigger prick than JJ straight out of the womb. No worries for JJ here.

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    JJer listen closely pal

    This could be the best thing ever for you

    If you were on Maury with this bitch

    The entire nation would see you and you'd auto get your own show

    I will be your manager (aka get you the blow, girls, etc...)

    We could make it big pal.

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    JJ, if you are on Maury one of two things could happen:



    or



    Either way, hire LKid on as your manager. He won't steer you wrong.

    Also, have a dance ready and make sure that chick agrees to go on Maury the weekend of a big game so you can drop a sick winner on the crowd, like Alabama over LSU.

    JJ, give bubbles a shoutout on national tv.

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    corben call me on my 4am break ill tell u what to do . bearbacking hookers

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    Yes and no.

    Dna tests can only be done if when child support is involved the whore is trying to get the "father" to pay but he denies responsibility. A whore won't know who the father is you jerk off because if she is a whore the whore has taken so many loads she would have ZERO clue who the fukkin father was. Unless you're bozo you paid with a CC or check, there is no paper trail for cash. She has no way to prove you even associated with her. Unless once again youre a jerk job and text messaged her with specifics about the donation, etc.

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    Absolutely she can. Your probably fukced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    JJer listen closely pal

    This could be the best thing ever for you

    If you were on Maury with this bitch

    The entire nation would see you and you'd auto get your own show

    I will be your manager (aka get you the blow, girls, etc...)

    We could make it big pal.
    It does remind me of that time when JJ was on "Springer", unfortunately that appearance didn't go so well.......

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    jj stop dodging.......Dad

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    Lawyer here. She can't just simply "get a court order" to force any random dude to take a dna test. She needs to file a full-blown paternity complaint, claiming that she believes that so-and-so is the father and the circumstances that make that belief reasonable (i.e. the parties had a sexual relationship around the time of conception, blah blah), properly serve the guy with all the legal paperwork, and then the court can order a dna test at the request of either party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Filmoz View Post
    Lawyer here. She can't just simply "get a court order" to force any random dude to take a dna test. She needs to file a full-blown paternity complaint, claiming that she believes that so-and-so is the father and the circumstances that make that belief reasonable (i.e. the parties had a sexual relationship around the time of conception, blah blah), properly serve the guy with all the legal paperwork, and then the court can order a dna test at the request of either party.
    hey Filmoz I knew you were a good guy to know...

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    is it too late to abort?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    hey Filmoz I knew you were a good guy to know...

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    I really thought JJ was blankfiring, but nope, at least one was sharp and hit.
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    u have to get a dna test and do it urself when baby is born.if it comes out looking black or mexican .ur clear. anyway swob the baby and and ur mouth put it in envelope with $250 dollars and send it to me .and i will send u back a old paternity paper of mine with ur name on it saying YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER .the dumb whore wont know the differents

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