Originally Posted by
thunderous
found somewhere...
Best Ishant Sharma jokes heard today including Facebook & Twitter.
Ishant Sharma's next birthday present will be the book: "Bowling for Dummies".
Indian batsmen tired of scoring 300+ runs & losing are willing to donate 20% of their match fee to Dhoni with the condition that Dhoni doesn't pick Ishant anymore.
BCCI has decided that tour to SA will proceed only if Haroon Lorgat is not involved. South African Board has decided that tour to SA will proceed only if Ishant Sharma is involved in all games.
Sachin has decided to unretire for IPL 2014 so that he can bat against Ishant to improve his batting numbers.
Ishant has announced that he was thinking of retirement from some time but wanted to go out on top. Now since he can't perform any better he is retiring from all forms of cricket including gully cricket.
Ashish Nehra after watching Ishant today: The student has become the master.
Dhoni has promised to shave his head at Tirupati temple if Ishant gives up less than 50 runs in the next match.
BCCI honoring two retiring cricketers in Mumbai next month. Sachin for his contributions for India & Ishant for his contributions against India.
N Srinivasan & Dhoni pushing for new rule with ICC that if Ishant gives up more than 20 runs in first 4 balls of over someonelse be allowed to complete the over.