1. 10-17-13 09:53 PM #1
    SplitAces
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    Tout called me today

    Not sure how these guys get my number but they did. I also been receiving texts with bullshhit offers. I hate this and thinking of changing my cell number.
    Today the guy says he knows things I do not because he is in vegas. I give him the JJ and said never heard of your pal.
    I Tell him not interested and he should be paying me because I actually win. Said if you guys were any good you should keep your mouth shut and bet and win and smile all the way.
    Anyways, he tells me let me proof to you I know things you do not. Sure, I say.
    Did you know Troy Aikman had a boyfriend? We did. i said no I did not but do not really care.
    Then he says did you know Florida Seminoles deflate their footballs so WR's can catch them? I paused to make sure I heard him correctly, I said who as to make him repeat it. He says Florida Seminoles. I said no such team realizing this guy is a big clown. He sticks to it and say yes there is I am reading it off my monitor.
    I said it is the Florida Gators or the FLorida State Seminoles. I was dying laughing and he hung up.
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  2. 10-17-13 09:56 PM #2
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  3. 10-17-13 10:02 PM #3
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    That's some funny azz s h i t with his big f u c k i n g clown shoes on ....
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  4. 10-17-13 10:12 PM #4
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    lol

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  5. 10-17-13 10:24 PM #5
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    Usually when they call I will give them a run around if Im not busy. Pretend to be interested, asks a bunch of stupid questions and when they asks for my CC I tell them to hold on that I have to asks my mom. That generally gets them to hang up.
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  6. 10-17-13 10:30 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Usually when they call I will give them a run around if Im not busy. Pretend to be interested, asks a bunch of stupid questions and when they asks for my CC I tell them to hold on that I have to asks my mom. That generally gets them to hang up.
    lol...yeah I do same thing. The last time I told them I bet 10$ a game and he was pretty quick to get off.
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  7. 10-17-13 11:08 PM #7
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    good one Aces

    These guys are fukkin jerkoffs with no clue

    Just salesman
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  8. 10-18-13 08:04 AM #8
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    I have gotten texts and the occasional call from touts. Based on whom I have given my number to, I believe - and I mean honestly believe - the touts got my contact info from my online Sportsbook, which just goes to show how frightened the books are of those touts.
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  9. 10-18-13 08:08 AM #9
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    saloon this please.
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  10. 10-18-13 08:43 AM #10
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    Ask for free play and meet in person
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    chinesse food dont get u full
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  24. 10-18-13 09:10 AM #24
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  25. 10-18-13 09:10 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by artyfudgepacker View Post
    chinesse food dont get u full
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  26. 10-18-13 09:11 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by artyfudgepacker View Post
    chinesse food dont get u full
    Yes it does
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    No it doesn't
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  28. 10-18-13 09:19 AM #28
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  29. 10-18-13 09:20 AM #29
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    Wow salon this horse shiit you sound like 13 year old girls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnesota Niice View Post
    Wow salon this horse shiit you sound like 13 year old girls
    Not cool
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    The Mods at SBR are fukkin retarded.

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