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    confident but anxious

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    Rocky this will be my first million dollar score not going to lie a little nervous now

    could shit through a screen door

    whole new respect level for Lakerbot right now
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    I remember this one time Rocket and I were in Mexico, betting on roosterfights while heavy drinking Mezcal. I was already 480k down when I decided to make a major move. I noticed that Pablo, the main favorite was heavy breathing and had a swollen right foot. Xolotl was a @3.5 underdog, but I could see the fire in his eyes. I was out of cash after losing those 480k and asked Rocket to borrow me a quick 500k in cash. He didn't hesitate, knowing he would get it back no matter if I lost or won. As soon as the fight started, Rocket climbed on the Taco stand, singing the German anthem (he fukked up a few lines, but naturally nobody noticed). Long story short, Pablo was distracted for a second and Xolotl took his chance and ended it quickly. I collected the 1750000, gave Rocket his 880k plus an additional 50k for being such a good friend and we called it a day. Needless to say, that Rocket blew his 50k the same evening on coke and hookers, paying for both of us, saying: "Zizou, I didn't win those 50k so I think we both should enjoy it together".
    Btw: The following day was the day Rocket stopped drinking. In the morning I told him about the worm in the Mezcal. He didn't notice it and was beyond shocked. One of those hookers stole 75k from his pockets, too. Since then, Rocket only drinks about 5 times a year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    I remember this one time Rocket and I were in Mexico, betting on roosterfights while heavy drinking Mezcal. I was already 480k down when I decided to make a major move. I noticed that Pablo, the main favorite was heavy breathing and had a swollen right foot. Xolotl was a @3.5 underdog, but I could see the fire in his eyes. I was out of cash after losing those 480k and asked Rocket to borrow me a quick 500k in cash. He didn't hesitate, knowing he would get it back no matter if I lost or won. As soon as the fight started, Rocket climbed on the Taco stand, singing the German anthem (he fukked up a few lines, but naturally nobody noticed). Long story short, Pablo was distracted for a second and Xolotl took his chance and ended it quickly. I collected the 1750000, gave Rocket his 880k plus an additional 50k for being such a good friend and we called it a day. Needless to say, that Rocket blew his 50k the same evening on coke and hookers, paying for both of us, saying: "Zizou, I didn't win those 50k so I think we both should enjoy it together".
    Btw: The following day was the day Rocket stopped drinking. In the morning I told him about the worm in the Mezcal. He didn't notice it and was beyond shocked. One of those hookers stole 75k from his pockets, too. Since then, Rocket only drinks about 5 times a year.
    brilliant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    brilliant
    Those were the days pal
    Remember when we had to call your secretary from Tijuana because we had an argument over whether she shaves her v or not?
    Man was she pissed

    EDIT: whatever happened to good old Shelia G. Kessler? Last time I called some Marie Ann Rice answered your phone? Or Marianna? Couldn't tell.
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    After that trip to Mexico, I could no longer afford Sheila, Ziziou...so I had to cut her lose.
    Marina is a new gal from Poland. She speaks broken Russian and only knows how to say "fukk" in English, but works twice as hard, if you know what I mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    After that trip to Mexico, I could no longer afford Sheila, Ziziou...so I had to cut her lose.
    Marina is a new gal from Poland. She speaks broken Russian and only knows how to say "fukk" in English, but works twice as hard, if you know what I mean.
    Aaaah Marina was the name That could be the reason she hung up on me after I started speaking English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Nope...but I've seen him live...he was about 20 ft away from me.
    but I've met Schwarzenegger in person in Santa Monica though ...he owns a whole street block out there
    i saw what i WANTED to see

    snow is up over the windows or i would jump out of one

    Rocky i can't even roll any more change my hands are shaking so bad right now my ole lady is going to come unglued

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    Manny, stay strong son!
    Manny, that was a terrible blow to the man region!
    Manny, you will bounce back strong and you shall prevail!...

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    RR,
    We (the Caps) have signed top prospect Russian Evgeny Kuznetsov...He was our #1 draft pick in 2010 but decided to play in Russia with his local home team Chelyabinsk...He's only 21 and full of unlimited potential!...I'm excited and can't wait to see the kid play...He's 6'3 200lbs so he still has a chance to grow and get bigger and stronger!...

    http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-...geny-kuznetsov

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    RR,
    We (the Caps) have signed top prospect Russian Evgeny Kuznetsov...He was our #1 draft pick in 2010 but decided to play in Russia with his local home team Chelyabinsk...He's only 21 and full of unlimited potential!...I'm excited and can't wait to see the kid play...He's 6'3 200lbs so he still has a chance to grow and get bigger and stronger!...

    http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-...geny-kuznetsov
    Great signing Manster! You're right - with that size he might develop into a strong power forward. Hopefully he doesn't pick up from Ovie his back checking skills though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Great signing Manster! You're right - with that size he might develop into a strong power forward. Hopefully he doesn't pick up from Ovie his back checking skills though
    ...yeah, I hear ya bro!...but he should be able to take away some of the scoring pressure on Ovie...He had 146 points in 210 games...not too shabby!...and Halak finally started on Saturday against Phoenix and we won 3 - 2!...Just like we said, he might be the spark that gets us over the top!..Hopefully, he can make it two in a row against our nemesis, the Pittsburgh Penguins!..

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    What happened to rocket lol

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    Buried

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    I heard rocket hasn't checked in lately? He probably said F this play. I've had enough of all the clowns. I don't blame him.

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    He got buried as a fraud

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    rocket probably got tired of burying that fat bald headed fukk who wears a wig

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    Bro tor a fraud too

    We won big time

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    fukk you, broke dikk fukks.
    skulking around waiting for the only poster on this site who can pick winners.
    On my way to Perth Australia for some business.
    I'll be back to check in on my winners when I land in Toronto from my Limo!

    carry on.

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    Jay good stuff

    Best of luck today!

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    Thanks you bald headed fukk. Vegas39, check in & let's take care of these piss poor donkeys!

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    any pre season plays Rocket??

    Epic thread in many ways

    war, friends, picks, theory, analysis, fighting

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    any pre season plays Rocket??

    Epic thread in many ways

    war, friends, picks, theory, analysis, fighting
    I don't bet pre-season JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I don't bet pre-season JJ

    We we should've bet over 1.5 on broken legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    We we should've bet over 1.5 on broken legs
    seriously

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    I see the lines out there..I wonder who bets them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I see the lines out there..I wonder who bets them?

    Bet one game Tuesday night

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    Sasha anything today?

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