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    Friday MLB Benny's DOUBLE HAMMER JAM-----Get it EARLY---- GRIENKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Ohhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    This is my splooger game so far for the playoffs outta the gate.
    I wish there was a jizz-shot icon for me to put on here cuz I'd splatter about 10 of them for this one.

    Really thought Dodgers were gonna be in the -130 range, thanks for the fukked up line guys.
    Locked in at -102, I actually missed out because my site was +104 when it opened but I wasn't around.
    IF YOU LIKE THE DODGERS BET THIS GAME AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE THIS IS A PUBLIC PLAY AND THE LINE IS GONNA GET WORSE FOR YOU MOST LIKELY.

    4-0 in the playoffs, all laughers, never a sweat on any of them.
    If you're up this week, dump the profits here. If you're down this week, get even with this one.
    Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-POUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD this shit.

    Don't be in denial, I've said this all year. The Atlanta Braves are phonies, pretenders, one-n-done material.
    They do not have a team built for the playoffs. Their offense is downright laughable. Every time an Upton steps to the plate I laugh out loud literally (Hope I don't mush one of these guys into waking up tomorrow). They can't create runs, they can't have big rally innings, they just have nothing except for one of the best pens in the game.
    Million whiffs. Blah Blah Blahhhhhhh. Fluke record in a shit division.

    Dodgers aren't over-hyped here boys.
    They are the real deal.
    Can't wait to see a Cards-Dodgers series for 7 games.

    Look, forget about Grienke and his headcase past. He got ripped in the playoffs a few years ago, but he's a different pitcher now.
    If he didn't miss 7 weeks of the season, he could have been in a dead heat battle with Kershaw for the Cy Young award.
    Home-Road numbers, he's just as good either way, doesn't phase him. Pitched one game vs. Atl this year, shut em out.
    Minor on the other hand, better road numbers. Pitched good against the Dodgers but it was when they sucked and during the Pre-Puig era.

    Greinke can get lit up here and still win the game. Dodgers have that kind of offense now to come back from any deficit.
    Braves on the other hand, don't have that luxury with Minor.
    He pretty much has to dominate here and I think there is way more pressure on him than Greinke.

    Dodgers looked alive in game 1, Atlanta, dead as a hammer. Medlen looked like he wanted outta the game way before they yanked him. He was defeated and frustrated quickly.
    MLB playoffs been great so far boys.
    The dogs are due though so Friday should be a fun day. 4 games of playoff MLB, all at different times. LOVE IT.

    Got a good sweat going with the Cardinals today for my monster series bet I made on them.

    And for anyone who cares, my mega-bet is dodgers but I love the Rays today also +129.
    Will definitely have a tiny nugget on that game for breakfast before the Dodgers game.


    DODGERS GREINKE -102




    Cue some fukkin titties, we are having a sick 4 or 5 weeks now and need to stay with what's working:



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    Nuts can we get at least one set of real cans.

    Not everyone likes by tupperware.

    Good luck tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Nuts can we get at least one set of real cans.

    Not everyone likes by tupperware.

    Good luck tomorrow.
    LOL
    I just love the fake ones lately. I used to not like them.
    Vegas fukks you up like that I think.

    The 3rd one down hers are real for sure.
    I'll go all-natural hoes tomorrow if this game comes through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    LOL
    I just love the fake ones lately. I used to not like them.
    Vegas fukks you up like that I think.

    The 3rd one down hers are real for sure.
    I'll go all-natural hoes tomorrow if this game comes through.
    Just looked at it briefly. 7 runs to beat that number seems like too many. I can't see more than 2 on the board for the Braves and that may be a stretch. Can the Doyers get to 5?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Just looked at it briefly. 7 runs to beat that number seems like too many. I can't see more than 2 on the board for the Braves and that may be a stretch. Can the Doyers get to 5?
    Braves looked so bad game 1.
    They really look like a team that got deflated at home, almost instantly.
    12 whiffs, doing what the always do, just swing outta their shoes with no discipline.
    I really can't see them putting up much of a fight.
    I see the same possible results with Greinke on the mound.
    I don't like totals but I'd definitely lean under on it with you.

    Edit: I'd probably much rather go under on the Braves team total if I had to choose, I dunno what it is I'm guessing 3.5? Dodgers can go off these days with big innings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Braves looked so bad game 1.
    They really look like a team that got deflated at home, almost instantly.
    12 whiffs, doing what the always do, just swing outta their shoes with no discipline.
    I really can't see them putting up much of a fight.
    I see the same possible results with Greinke on the mound.
    I don't like totals but I'd definitely lean under on it with you.

    Edit: I'd probably much rather go under on the Braves team total if I had to choose, I dunno what it is I'm guessing 3.5? Dodgers can go off these days with big innings.
    They hung 2.5 juiced on them tonight. May see 3 squeezed hard tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    They hung 2.5 juiced on them tonight. May see 3 squeezed hard tomorrow.
    Weird fkn line 2.5 if the game is a pick and the total is 7.
    I don't really track totals much but I guess even though it's a pick for the game they are thinking dodgers are the team to beat here with totals set up like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Weird fkn line 2.5 if the game is a pick and the total is 7.
    I don't really track totals much but I guess even though it's a pick for the game they are thinking dodgers are the team to beat here with totals set up like that.
    Sorry man up late that 2.5 was against Kersh. I expect the 3 tonight. Up all night don't know what the fukk day it is.

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    On it !!!

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    Benny these are pretty much a sure thing

    I am on both

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Nuts can we get at least one set of real cans.

    Not everyone likes by tupperware.

    Good luck tomorrow.
    Most chicks with big real tittys are fat chicks.

    skinny chicks with naural big boobies are few and far between

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Most chicks with big real tittys are fat chicks.

    skinny chicks with naural big boobies are few and far between
    Not true bruh

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    Nice write up. Lets win some money!

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    I like the benny

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    Bin had monies!



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    On it also BBN

    kicking myself for not locking in the Dodgers at +money last night because I fell asleep

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    Actually gave my tickets away for the game tonight. Lucky if bravos win one this series

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    Line has gone up very little on Dodgers. Hanging around -105 most places right now.
    I honestly thought Greinke was gonna go to -120 to -125 range by gametime.

    On a smaller note, they are pounding the Redsox. Rays +135 currently. Yum-Yum

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Line has gone up very little on Dodgers. Hanging around -105 most places right now.
    I honestly thought Greinke was gonna go to -120 to -125 range by gametime.

    On a smaller note, they are pounding the Redsox. Rays +135 currently. Yum-Yum
    LOL, line crept up instantly in the few minutes from when I posted this.
    -108 to -110 range with the morning updates.
    Get your bets in now before you get pounded on juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    LOL, line crept up instantly in the few minutes from when I posted this.
    -108 to -110 range with the morning updates.
    Get your bets in now before you get pounded on juice.
    Yum-Yum

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    Yum yum in your yummy

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    +110 at 5D last night. Jumped on this, gl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Line has gone up very little on Dodgers. Hanging around -105 most places right now.
    I honestly thought Greinke was gonna go to -120 to -125 range by gametime.

    On a smaller note, they are pounding the Redsox. Rays +135 currently. Yum-Yum
    +131 already. Jumping on that, and looking for Young to have a nice game against the sox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Yum yum in your yummy
    Tony not cool

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    Out of all the plays Benny has given us these are his best to I cannot see us losing and going to a do A parlay and use reverse bet also will do a parlay wheel

    Ben I cannot wait to come to Vegas and You and I eat at a five-star restaurant and then go get five-star hookers

    Also when we go out to dinner have your girlfriend bring one of her friends so I can penetrate her Benny how well I know it is you I can picture you 5 foot 10, 173 pounds long curly hair and burly looking. At the airport just have a sign so I know what is you put big Ben on the sign


    Also Big Ben have your girlfriend bring one of her friends so I can bang her

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    Can't blame Grenke here. Pitched a great 6 innings so far only 4 hits.
    Dodgers offense needs to get some of these runners in, they have had chances. Minor is battling hard.

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    46% of my bankroll on this game....will be a HUGE blow if Dodgers don't pull this out.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckycharms2012 View Post
    46% of my bankroll on this game....will be a HUGE blow if Dodgers don't pull this out.....
    Hate going to work buried.
    Bad day today.
    Get em tomorrow boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    LOL
    I just love the fake ones lately. I used to not like them.
    Vegas fukks you up like that I think.

    The 3rd one down hers are real for sure.
    I'll go all-natural hoes tomorrow if this game comes through.
    im sorry but i luv2 fuc all swing'n breasts...

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    no wonder dodgers are losing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckycharms2012 View Post
    46% of my bankroll on this game....will be a HUGE blow if Dodgers don't pull this out.....

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    Hitting college football hard tomorrow. Full tilt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Hate going to work buried.
    Bad day today.
    Get em tomorrow boys.
    You'll make up for it man, you're one of the sharpest posters on this forum.

    In other news Mattingly is a moron why you have Rodriguez face Heyward- who was a much better left handed hitter... I've been betting so much godamn tennis lately I feel like I missed out on Pitt. and home dog ATL today, penetrate my life.

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    Bad stretch pal.

    Too late to scalp that Saint louis series chalk too. Smartest play you could have made was the Burgh series scalp before today's game

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Hate going to work buried.
    Bad day today.
    Get em tomorrow boys.
    working the graveyard shift on the weekends?

    why am i not surprised.

    lol

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