1. 10-02-13 06:21 PM #1
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,641
    Betpoints: 32231

    Pittsburgh Pirates Fan Jumps Off Bridge to Celebrate Wild-Card Victory

    Pittsburgh Pirates Fan Jumps Off Bridge to Celebrate Wild-Card Victory



    If your dumb friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too?

    The answer is “no.” No, you would not. But if they’re dead set on it...well, it’s a difficult thing to stop.

    No one was going to deny one Pittsburgh Pirates fan, who stripped down to his skivvies and jumped off the Roberto Clemente Bridge to celebrate his team’s 6-2 wild-card victory over the Cincinnati Reds.

    Luckily for the Internet, any time there’s a moron doing something dangerous and inadvisable, there’s always at least one guy with a camera phone standing by to record the action.

    Footage of the jump was picked up by Joe Student of Busted Coverage (via@RealTaylorGang), who accurately points out that this is an act of complete lunacy.

    Judging from all the screams telling “Dean” not to jump, this man had his mind made up long before he clambered over the railing.

    David Brown of Yahoo! Sports reports that the jumper is a man named Dean Pasztorfrom Shadyside, Ohio. Judging from this picture he posted to Twitter, he was uninjured after falling into the water.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 10-02-13 06:23 PM #2
    opie1988
    I have a MAJOR fukkin clue..
    opie1988's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-12-10
    Posts: 23,429
    Betpoints: 1012

    What a jagoff.

    Stupid yinzer.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

    SBR
    Poster of
    Year 2011

  3. 10-02-13 06:23 PM #3
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,641
    Betpoints: 32231

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 10-02-13 06:25 PM #4
    BennyBigNuts
    BennyBigNuts's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-16-12
    Posts: 8,700
    Betpoints: 1078

    It's like 30 feet, what was the big deal?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 10-02-13 06:25 PM #5
    stevenash
    stevenash's Avatar Moderator
    Join Date: 01-17-11
    Posts: 62,641
    Betpoints: 32231

    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    What a jagoff.

    Stupid yinzer.
    The words curb your enthusiasm comes to mind
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 10-02-13 06:26 PM #6
    BennyBigNuts
    BennyBigNuts's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-16-12
    Posts: 8,700
    Betpoints: 1078




    I think the high dive at my public pool when I was a kid was higher than this.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 10-02-13 06:27 PM #7
    InTheDrink
    Drinker of the Year
    InTheDrink's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-23-09
    Posts: 23,983
    Betpoints: 527

    He didn't get hurt

    Maybe arrested?

    Who cares?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 10-02-13 06:28 PM #8
    tony_come
    tony_come's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-31-10
    Posts: 21,695
    Betpoints: 1122

    Kids these days
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 10-02-13 06:29 PM #9
    DwightShrute
    I don't believe you ... please continue
    DwightShrute's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-17-09
    Posts: 97,236
    Betpoints: 8393

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    It's like 30 feet, what was the big deal?
    this
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 10-02-13 06:32 PM #10
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    lol

    what fukkin balls
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 10-02-13 06:58 PM #11
    Phanteezy
    Phanteezy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-28-13
    Posts: 156
    Betpoints: 0

    Lmao at this mt everest jump
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 10-02-13 09:22 PM #12
    Big Bear
    Love your neighbor
    Big Bear's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-01-11
    Posts: 43,253
    Betpoints: 14

    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    What a jagoff.

    Stupid yinzer.
    why u say that bruh?

    dude was celebratin
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 10-02-13 09:24 PM #13
    Big Bear
    Love your neighbor
    Big Bear's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-01-11
    Posts: 43,253
    Betpoints: 14

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    It's like 30 feet, what was the big deal?
    i know right. It looks fun.

    but ive been on that bridge before i think its more than 30 feet

    bet the water was cold
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 10-02-13 09:25 PM #14
    ACoochy
    Am i serious? Are you serious?
    ACoochy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-19-09
    Posts: 13,949
    Betpoints: 5324

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fgyQRsLFSag" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


    I think the high dive at my public pool when I was a kid was higher than this.
    Exactly...

    Nothing to see here
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 10-02-13 09:33 PM #15
    sweep
    USA! USA! USA!
    sweep's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-10
    Posts: 16,753
    Betpoints: 2457

    fail
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 10-02-13 09:36 PM #16
    Jimmy Proffett
    Jimmy Proffett's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-20-09
    Posts: 2,728
    Betpoints: 954

    I'm sure he knew how deep the water was, and you guys may not be aware but sometimes there are large rocks in rivers; it's not always a smooth bottom like your town pool. Guy was an idiot, Darwin will catch him soon enough.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 10-02-13 09:36 PM #17
    Brock Landers
    Forever in Debt to your Priceless Advice
    Brock Landers's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-30-08
    Posts: 45,360
    Betpoints: 8792

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 10-02-13 09:36 PM #18
    tatddy
    tatddy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-02-10
    Posts: 10,779
    Betpoints: 608

    Nash is a nit. We know this. Hence the kiddie pool making news.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 10-02-13 09:38 PM #19
    Nick Papageorgio
    Nick Papageorgio's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-07-12
    Posts: 2,396
    Betpoints: 24

    Weakest jump ever! What kind of intoxicated person goes feet first. This kid is too smart to be a buco fan.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 10-02-13 09:40 PM #20
    WvGambler
    WvGambler's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-19-10
    Posts: 11,618
    Betpoints: 150

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    I'm sure he knew how deep the water was, and you guys may not be aware but sometimes there are large rocks in rivers; it's not always a smooth bottom like your town pool. Guy was an idiot, Darwin will catch him soon enough.
    While I do believe this guys a moron for jumping, he did jump into a waterway that is used by boats. Large boats. If there was a large rock there or shallow water, it'd be known.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 10-02-13 09:41 PM #21
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    Stevie NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Whyyyyyyyyyy???
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Top
« Previous Thread | Players Talk | Next Thread »