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    What's Your Dream Bet Amount?

    My dream scenario is to go into a Las Vegas sports book and put $100,000 down on a game and the scene also has me in a suit and a cowboy hat and the money is in a briefcase and I'm going up to the hottest sports book clerk in there I want to be the center of attention and that everybody think I am a big timer

    I get no attention at home and this would be the highlight of my life can you imagine the hundred thousand dollar bet the money in the briefcase and everybody in the audience looking at you and talking about you

    The final part of the dream would be winning the bet and going back and cashing the ticket and tipping all the girls in their $1000 each including the cocktail waitresses

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    Will the rug be on our off under the cowboy hat?

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    1 million

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    Big Round Robin all ways

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    My dream is to quit
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    My dream is to quit

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    My dream is to quit
    this.

    if i didnt need the money i would not gamble.

    y do u think opie doesnt gamble?

    his family owns half of Texas and is balls deep in the oil drilling biz

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    in my opinion Mayweather is fukkin idiot for gambling.

    he has all the money he will ever need.

    y risk something that comes so easy for you ya know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    this.

    if i didnt need the money i would not gamble.

    y do u think opie doesnt gamble?

    his family owns half of Texas and is balls deep in the oil drilling biz
    actually opie is more like a housewife.

    His wife is the breadwinner

    She makes the money and pays the bills

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    actually opie is more like a housewife.

    His wife is the breadwinner

    She makes the money and pays the bills
    i dont think opie does much of anything other than go to chuckie cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    i dont think opie does much of anything other than go to chuckie cheese

    thats actually a good idea. go there in the afternoon have a couple drafts and hit on the milfs. might do it
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    Love the amount I'm currently wagering. Wouldn't be changing anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    thats actually a good idea. go there in the afternoon have a couple drafts and hit on the milfs. might do it
    hell yea. We should set up a mini bash there and see who can bag the most milfs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    i dont think opie does much of anything other than go to chuckie cheese

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    Opie wagers anywhere from 1000 to 10,000 per game I have seen sports book accounts and Las Vegas betting tickets he is confirmed

    All of you would still gamble if you were millionaires a lot of it has to do with the action and thrill of victory and the agony of defeat

    Of big part of gambling is not winning it's the ego and the competitiveness in all of us that we want to win

    If you really did not want to gamble you would stop right now who are you all kidding

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    jj you dont want people to know you were betting that kind of money because they would try and rob you

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    My dream bet amount is being able to bet 5 figures and losing it wouldn't effect me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Opie wagers anywhere from 1000 to 10,000 per game I have seen sports book accounts and Las Vegas betting tickets he is confirmed

    All of you would still gamble if you were millionaires a lot of it has to do with the action and thrill of victory and the agony of defeat

    Of big part of gambling is not winning it's the ego and the competitiveness in all of us that we want to win

    If you really did not want to gamble you would stop right now who are you all kidding
    nah fuk that shit.

    if i was rich i would not gamble.

    Gambling makes me uneasy.

    I do it to try to change my life

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    If I was rich, I'd gamble the same - just larger bet amounts.

    Love gambling. Love looking at stats and trying to find angles. Love being nostradamus right, except with sports, and putting my money where my mouth is.

    Only way I give up gambling is I all of a sudden decide to stop watching sports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    My dream scenario is to go into a Las Vegas sports book and put $100,000 down on a game and the scene also has me in a suit and a cowboy hat and the money is in a briefcase and I'm going up to the hottest sports book clerk in there I want to be the center of attention and that everybody think I am a big timer

    I get no attention at home and this would be the highlight of my life can you imagine the hundred thousand dollar bet the money in the briefcase and everybody in the audience looking at you and talking about you

    The final part of the dream would be winning the bet and going back and cashing the ticket and tipping all the girls in their $1000 each including the cocktail waitresses
    You can get bigger limit and better odds in pinnacle. Instead of betting $110000 to win $100000 in those books, you can bet $105000 to win $100000 in pinnacle. Then use the 5k you saved in use to book a ticket/hotel to vegas for a weekend and watch the game from the casino and tip the girl $1000. Even if you lose the bet, you still got free 5k out of it...if you made the bet in the casino, you would have lost that 5k too.

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    to hit a 100K parlay and fly to Costa Rica and pick it up ...seriously has anyone flown to the Costa Rican books and pick up a large sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bet10Heinekens View Post
    to hit a 100K parlay and fly to Costa Rica and pick it up ...seriously has anyone flown to the Costa Rican books and pick up a large sum
    is that how it works?

    that sounds awesome.

    so i guess thats what happens if Tony owes you 100K?

    i'd get a tommy bahama shirt , gold chain, and a big ass cigar and walk up in Tony's office like a big tymer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bet10Heinekens View Post
    to hit a 100K parlay and fly to Costa Rica and pick it up ...seriously has anyone flown to the Costa Rican books and pick up a large sum
    You cant. They dont have cash on hand to pay. The cash is with their processors. You would get kicked out of building

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    You cant. They dont have cash on hand to pay. The cash is with their processors. You would get kicked out of building
    Thank for dashing my hopes and dreams, no more hookers and blow in paradise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    You cant. They dont have cash on hand to pay. The cash is with their processors. You would get kicked out of building
    smoke is correct. security would be there to greet you the second you got to the door. most use 3rd party processors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    1 million
    When are you going to gamble on every NFL game, MLB playoffs, or gamble on a lot of college games. Besides Super Bowl (1 million), BCS Bowl games (my guess up to a million), World Cup, Champions League, Euro Cup, NBA Finals, NCAA Tournament, and MLB playoffs are the only times they increase your bet amount. Most sportsbooks take Mayweather's money because he loses money (my guess). They just don't let anyone bet that much on insignificant games in Vegas, because they could get smashed by someone who rigged a game.


    If you need to go to another casino to lay down all your bets because they won't take all of the million of dollars you have an addiction.
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    bear is high on life

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    i'd love to drop $60 mil at the slots like john daly.


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    to answer the OP i would like to put 10k on every game on the board on a cfb saturday, or even better a cbb saturday in february

    id be fukkin hard all day

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    suit and a cowboy hat?

    more like leather chaps, a cowboy hat, and a leash around your neck pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    i'd love to drop $60 mil at the slots like john daly.

    They don't give a crap about slots, because slot machines payout in intervals (except now they are not predictable intervals). If a slot machine has a set payout it is not random. They also don't care about blackjack or baccarat because unless you are cheating they will win eventually. On craps unless you are manipulating the dice you aren't going to win over time. Other games have payout limits (aggregate payouts = fancy word for table limits)for the reason the casino could get screwed if someone put $30,000 a hand on let it ride then hit the Royal Flush.
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    jj $100k is a ridiculous amount of money

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    JJ is a good man. Saying what he really feels. Hopefully u'll get to that stage someday JJ. Never forget your roots though.

    For me, betting a million on the Fifa World Cup final will be quite an achievement.

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    smokey its rainy here this time of year do you own a hat and trenchoat?

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