Tonight our hero's face their toughest challenge yet.... Monday Night Football [DUN DUN DUN]...
Capitan Obvious: "Ok super friends, tonight our goal is to make money on the most watched football game of the week. To do this we need to choose the winning team"
Hindsight Kid: "But captain the game is still hours away, I can't post my pick for the game until its over or at the very least a team has a multi-score lead"
Illogical Man:"Don't worry friends, my trusty faulty science computer will help us pick the winner tonight"
Captain Obvious:"Faulty science computer? Great Scott Illogical man, what is this contraption"
Illogical Man: "It is my full proof betting system programmed into this Toshiba Handibook. It is based on flawed logic, gut feelings, 3 hour old line-up information which the books have already accounted for and most importantly random guesses"
Hindsight Kid:"Amazing Illogical man"
Illogical Man:"Now we simply put the Money Line and Spread information into the faulty science computer and our bet for the game will be produced"
.......Computing.........
Captain Obvious:"Ah ha, the faulty science computer says that The Saints have a 80% chance to win the game so given they are paying -300 we should bet on them"
The Amazing- doesn't actually understand what the term 'juice' means - Man:"But Capitan -300 is so much ‘juice’ why would we bet $100 to only win $33"
Illogical Man: "That's a good point super friend"
Hindsight Kid:"Wait my amazin’ amigos the Toshiba Handibook is calculating another meaningless prediction"
Captain Obvious:"Well look at this chums, the flawed science computer is now saying the Saints are a 55% favourite to cover the 7 point spread, but are paying +100. Looks like Saints -7 is our bet"
Illogical Man:"Amazing Captain.... another nationally televised football game has been solved, what do you think of our bet Hindsight Kid"
Hindsight Kid: "I’ll let you know after the game"
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