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    Jacoby Jones injured in bus brawl with stripper

    Ravens KR Jacoby Jones reportedly suffered head injuries in a brawl aboard a party bus when a stripper struck him with a bottle late Sunday.

    The bus was reportedly filled with Ravens players and at least one stripper named "Sweet Pea," who struck Jones with a "gigantic" Ace of Spades bottle. Jones was reportedly "bleeding everywhere," and an ambulance was called, though he did not have to be hospitalized. Notorious partier Bryant McKinnie was aboard the bus, but tried to break up the brawl. No arrests were made because "no one cooperated with cops." Jones is out indefinitely with a sprained MCL.

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    Strippers believe it or not don't just bust pro football players over the head with bottles on a party bus no less wonder what he did or said to her must have been some wild shit because guys ask for sex every way you could think of everyday it not easy to offend a stripper unless you attack looks or something along those lines.

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    i like my strippers to be kinky but bottle to the head is a bit much...
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    Guys just dont know how to live or act in society

    Dead broke after football like 85% of NFL players and on the streets dealing drugs

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    sweet pea the blond chick on the left

    unrial

    no wonder he got manhandled


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    It's a fukkin zoo

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    wow,

    I'd hit
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    Jacoby with all his money and fame should be pounding sh1t out of that pussy already.

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    Jones bet Mckinnie 50 bucks he could get the bottle in her anal up to the label. Mckinney won tko

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    i can throw down with the best of them but i dont think i could hang at a bryant mckinnie party

    i mean you gotta respect a guey who gets kicked out of the pro bowl for partying

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    Bryant McKinnie probably consumes 25,000 calories of alcohol a week. Dude can put them down.

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    Yowza

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    First mistake was willfully subjecting himself to that many black women in a confined area. Never ends well. Ever. As in the history of humanity, ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    First mistake was willfully subjecting himself to that many black women in a confined area. Never ends well. Ever. As in the history of humanity, ever.

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    That looks like a bottle of Veuve Clicquot.

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