So you gave me, chocs and flowers
Then asked, can I have anal sex
I smiled and said of course
Seeing as you went to all the trouble
To bribe me with, double gifts
So I stripped off, told you to do the same
Then I said, let me tie you up first, I want to play a game
You were only to willing
So I bound and and gagged you
To you this game would be thrilling
I took out my largest vibrator, and turned it on
Your eyes lit up, are you ready for this, sweet buttercup
Says I, shoving the vibrator fully into, your third eye
Making you cry
Well you said, you wanted anal sex, well you are getting it
I left the vibrator in for a while
While I ate the chocolates, they were vile
You won’t be bringing me gifts again, anytime soon
Better put these flowers into some water, in case they ruin
Strange from that day on
The subject of anal sex never came up again
Fact is he dumped me, and no longer wants to be my b/friend
Chocs were shite, flowers were nice, and they were free
So didn’t cost me, any kind of price