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    redsoxfreak91
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    JJ this poem I have wrote for you basically sums up how we met and our relationship

    So you gave me, chocs and flowers
    Then asked, can I have anal sex
    I smiled and said of course
    Seeing as you went to all the trouble
    To bribe me with, double gifts
    So I stripped off, told you to do the same
    Then I said, let me tie you up first, I want to play a game

    You were only to willing
    So I bound and and gagged you
    To you this game would be thrilling
    I took out my largest vibrator, and turned it on
    Your eyes lit up, are you ready for this, sweet buttercup
    Says I, shoving the vibrator fully into, your third eye
    Making you cry
    Well you said, you wanted anal sex, well you are getting it
    I left the vibrator in for a while
    While I ate the chocolates, they were vile
    You won’t be bringing me gifts again, anytime soon
    Better put these flowers into some water, in case they ruin

    Strange from that day on
    The subject of anal sex never came up again
    Fact is he dumped me, and no longer wants to be my b/friend
    Chocs were shite, flowers were nice, and they were free
    So didn’t cost me, any kind of price

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    ParlayininHTown
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    Did you try PMing JJ this beautiful work of art?

    I bet JJ read it, but he's scared to react.

    JJ is a shy man. Likes to keep to himself.
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    King Mayan
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    Ahhhhh how beautiful and romantic.

    I'm jealous.

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    redsoxfreak91
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    JJ has not given me a response yet, I think he is embarrassed of his inner thoughts. It took me a long time to write this and I think its safe to say that it is beautiful writing and JJ should be grateful!!

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    JJ I know you're on right now and I know you want to respond to this work of art for you

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