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    jjgold
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    Going To Annual Pool Party..Its Sucks

    like 70 guys and 3 girls and the girls are usually just family members of the guys

    I might go for 2 hrs and leave

    Too much foul play in cabanas, ect

    Not into guys wearing fukkin full lenght bathing suits and bikinis showing off roided up bodies

    Mayan would like it

    Have to go though because a few bookies there I need

    I am wearing long sleeve shirt and wide cuff pants so I am not a target..no pool for me

    I have not touched water in 17 years and plus I do not want my rug to get wet
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    TonyTall
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    maybe would like it

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    JJ sucks coock in those cabanas.

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    have a good time

    maybe spindle some guys

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    jjgold
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    I have been going for 15 years

    Some good guys

    Dont want to be anti social

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    Show up in a 3 peace suite with a hat that says "no spiking or jelly games"

    Make sure rug looks awsome

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    Just snort a line and go coach.

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    Louisvillekid1
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    Cocaine in cabana's w/ the 3 girls +ev

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    have fun jj

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    You're going cause you want the cokk

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    Smokey I will have report later

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Smokey I will have rugrash later


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    Gold how many roosters do you suck at that party?

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    jelly watching

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    belly noggles

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    Smoke
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    Coach will set up his own gloryhole booth by the poolside

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    This post is close to breaking your new SBR contract ...

    Remember Walker said "JJ, no more gay shitt"

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    Russian Rocket
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    haven't touched water in 17 years
    haven't fukked in 14 years


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    Go for the free food.

    Stay for the Bukakke.

    Take a towel. You're going to need it, slappy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    haven't touched water in 17 years
    haven't fukked in 14 years

    That's Like A Correlated Parley.

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    King Mayan
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    Mayan has two pool parties today...

    My swim suite is locked and loaded.

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    Just got creepy text from JJ

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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    haven't touched water in 17 years
    haven't fukked in 14 years

    Correction rocker he hasn't fukked for FREE in 14 years

    Posted the hooker video last year

    Good thing he is so unhealthy or he would have gushed like fukkin old faithful

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    JJ's special friend...


    .

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    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Correction rocker he hasn't fukked for FREE in 14 years

    Posted the hooker video last year

    Good thing he is so unhealthy or he would have gushed like fukkin old faithful
    Drinker, that's not the video that TTWarrior is watching in this clip...is it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    JJ's special friend...


    .
    a guy with a boner and a fukking camel toe going simultaneously - professional

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    This clown is un fukin real

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    a guy with a boner and a fukking camel toe going simultaneously - professional
    Unfukkinreal RR

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    jj's gonna get some cokk today.

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    So these parties are where JJ pays his gambling debts back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    So these parties are where JJ pays his gambling debts back?

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    Don't wear the rug, JJ.

    And see if you can't stuff a little food in your pockets while you're there. Free food for the road.

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    hes really at a party? no posts in a while

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    JJ gonna have to get his stomach pumped

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