1. 08-30-13 10:36 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Rocket what is wrong with them

    90% here scared to death to post a video or at least pics

    Loshak told me I am top 15% here as far as looks and he claims to have pics of at least 75% here

    Game over
    I ain't scared JJ...I posted a vid of myself and a girl and a few photos with chicks.
    You're a good looking fella, but you need to:
    1. Lose a rag
    2. Lose some weight
    3. Lose a rag
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  2. 08-30-13 10:40 PM #37
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    JJ, we criticize because we care. We want you to end your drought of not having sex with women who aren't escorts.

    RR and I are on to something here. Plenty of guys can pull off the saved head look, so why not give it a shot?
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  3. 08-30-13 10:41 PM #38
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    Parlay what is your rating??

    Rocket I never saw it meaning your video, for all i know your 5-8, 311 and no girls like me


    Rocket I am 274 pounds and 5-4..in shape Son
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  4. 08-30-13 10:41 PM #39
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    The most meaningful relationship jj has had in the last 10yrs was the black hooker Candy
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  5. 08-30-13 10:42 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    JJ, we criticize because we care. We want you to end your drought of not having sex with women who aren't escorts.


    JJ you got enough charisma going without a need for a fukkin mop parked on your dome.
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  6. 08-30-13 10:45 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Parlay what is your rating??

    Rocket I never saw it meaning your video, for all i know your 5-8, 311 and no girls like me


    Rocket I am 274 pounds and 5-4..in shape Son


    JJ, I'm ugly as fukk. Baby face and a receding hairline. It's like the top of my head is in its 40s, and the rest of my face is still under 20.

    I get the feeling women think I have cancer or some other disease, although none have ever mentioned that when rejecting me.

    Long story longer, I'd give myself a 3 on a good day. Most women would probably say I'm a 2-2.5.
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  7. 08-30-13 10:54 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Rocket what is wrong with them

    90% here scared to death to post a video or at least pics

    Loshak told me I am top 15% here as far as looks and he claims to have pics of at least 75% here

    Game over
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  8. 08-30-13 10:56 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Rocket I never saw it meaning your video, for all i know your 5-8, 311 and no girls like me


    Rocket I am 274 pounds and 5-4..in shape Son
    I'm 6'1...190lbs

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  9. 08-30-13 11:05 PM #44
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    Parlay your banged up like me
    It's ok gamble to mask it


    Rocket that's not you

    You got that from a Russian Website that has those Russian Brides
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  10. 08-30-13 11:09 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Parlay your banged up like me
    It's ok gamble to mask it


    Rocket that's not you

    You got that from a Russian Website that has those Russian Brides
    it's me JJ...I would bet 10K that it's me, but I don't wanna leave you without your BR for the football season
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  11. 08-30-13 11:15 PM #46
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    Rocket get that girl to make audio note and tell me I am cute

    Man nobody's tells me that

    I would play it 1000 times
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  12. 08-30-13 11:17 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Rocket get that girl to make audio note and tell me I am cute

    Man nobody's tells me that

    I would play it 1000 times
    she doesn't like gambling JJ...so it ain't gonna happen
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  13. 08-30-13 11:22 PM #48
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    That's some lucky money, JJ! Hope it's a great season!
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  14. 08-30-13 11:23 PM #49
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    Rocket how is she in bed?
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  15. 08-30-13 11:26 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Rocket how is she in bed?
    she likes to fukk JJ...car, restaurant in the bathroom while we're waiting for our food, park...you name it
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  16. 08-31-13 02:33 AM #51
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    jesus man you're a complete mess. get your shitt together. invisilion? peter loshicks's funderal embalming powder, rogaine? do something. this is truly a disaster
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    fukkin compaq sighting.
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  18. 08-31-13 05:41 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    jesus man you're a complete mess. get your shitt together. invisilion? peter loshicks's funderal embalming powder, rogaine? do something. this is truly a disaster

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  19. 08-31-13 06:55 AM #54
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    Do you see the set of hair on Rocket??

    It has to be a fukkin russian rug

    Compactor welcome to SBR
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  20. 08-31-13 06:59 AM #55
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    goodluck with football jj
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  21. 08-31-13 07:00 AM #56
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    Thanks Dawg

    After these vids I feel like crawling under a fukkin rock, too many guys hammer me
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thanks Dawg

    After these vids I feel like crawling under a fukkin rock, too many guys hammer me
    fukkem jj.......... you got 10K to gamble. Go to the deli get some cold cuts and enjoy the games.
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  23. 08-31-13 07:14 AM #58
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    dawg I will make video later of my food menu today
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    dawg I will make video later of my food menu today
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  25. 08-31-13 08:04 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do you see the set of hair on Rocket??

    It has to be a fukkin russian rug
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  26. 08-31-13 08:18 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Jonelyn, do u date SBR posters?
    Degenerates are out my league CTG.
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  27. 08-31-13 08:24 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Degenerates are out my league CTG.
    boom....and just like that JoJo shattered so many dreams
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  28. 08-31-13 09:10 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thanks Dawg

    After these vids I feel like crawling under a fukkin rock, too many guys hammer me
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  29. 08-31-13 10:15 AM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thanks Dawg

    After these vids I feel like crawling under a fukkin rock, too many guys hammer me
    Screw em JJ!

    Thanks for the early morning laugh. 10k lol to funny!!!

    Hope u turn that into a few G's bud.
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  30. 08-31-13 10:24 AM #65
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    you bald snaggletoothed motherfukker
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  31. 08-31-13 10:55 AM #66
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    BGS??

    Why the jab at me???

    Unfair although GL today
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  32. 08-31-13 11:04 AM #67
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    Damn...take that money and sue the slap ass who sold you that rug...looks like a damn hedge hog
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  33. 08-31-13 11:13 AM #68
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    jjer = 9/10

    lookin good hueye
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  34. 08-31-13 12:13 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Damn...take that money and sue the slap ass who sold you that rug...looks like a damn hedge hog
    I look better in person men
    Rug is deceiving
    I bought like 40 candes other day and this chick actually said I loked devastating..I take it as a compliment
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  35. 08-31-13 12:20 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I look better in person men
    Rug is deceiving
    I bought like 40 candes other day and this chick actually said I loked devastating..I take it as a compliment

    JJ, I don't think you heard her correctly.

    She probably said, "You look devastated" because she could tell you're a down-and-out degenerate.

    JJ, why are you buying candies/candles (not sure which one you meant)? Sounds girly.
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