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    BennyBigNuts
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    Benny's 2013 MLB official spreadsheet through 8/24 -JJ/Deemer BURIED AGAIN

    I will admit I may be the dumbest fk in the world but- I've had a dude on SBR keeping track of plays all year.
    Picks in there will be close but not the exact same as my actual posted threads daily pick, but it's still an everyday record kept for the 2013 MLB season.

    Every play is ONE UNIT MAX, no Lakerboy/Deemer air unit action.
    There is also NO EDITING allowed in this guy's thread either unlike Deemer's famous DELETE button he loves to use on his spreadsheets.
    Jesus Deemer, what's it like having an asshole the size of a pothole from me raping you so many times with these burials.

    MLB Plays of the Day -- Pick yours

    Post #1029 is up to date records as of 8/24.

    +11.2 units on the year and that is betting the same 1 UNIT $60 on EVERY SINGLE PLAY. I don't know my record, but the guy keeping the thread is legit for sure.

    I've never posted a play in there other than the max bet which was $60 that he allows, and every play I made was a straight play of only one game (He allows parlays but I never posted one).


    My actual unofficial daily thread-post record is 33-27 for +7.59 and 55% (Contrary to Nino's 35-35 -4.6 unit record he claimed I had, and I will have it verified later as well).
    I'll admit I thought it woulda been slightly higher, but it's still acceptable for only 60 plays.

    It's brutal that you have to defend yourself like this, but OCD is a mother fkr.

    Back to business tonight:

    LETS GO RANGERS!!!!! -129



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    For a guy who says he doesnt care what "stains" think you sure seem to care an awful lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    For a guy who says he doesnt care what "stains" think you sure seem to care an awful lot
    i actually have to go take care of a stain right now
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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    For a guy who says he doesnt care what "stains" think you sure seem to care an awful lot

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    Benny I'm on the Fukkin rangers too. I had a bad weekend so I need this to be a winner. When it wins I will post a clothed picture of my Asian wifey: also for the record the deemer fartbox bigger than a pothole from u raping him line almost had me shit my pants

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    dear god, just stop... nothing wrong with being a kid, but these threads are awful... you are worst than deemer and the other immature brats and continue to prove how much of a fukking child you are... have fun betting sbrpts. kiddo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by joco View Post
    Benny I'm on the Fukkin rangers too. I had a bad weekend so I need this to be a winner. When it wins I will post a clothed picture of my Asian wifey: also for the record the deemer fartbox bigger than a pothole from u raping him line almost had me shit my pants
    LOL, let's cash it tonight.

    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    dear god, just stop... nothing wrong with being a kid, but these threads are awful... you are worst than deemer and the other immature brats and continue to prove how much of a fukking child you are... have fun betting sbrpts. kiddo...
    Neverfukkinheardofyoupal.com

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    benny still have some friends here pal

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    good work benny

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    Benny why don''t you choose a real winner today St. Louis -105

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    Benny you're a ok in my book dude. Lets cash tnite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    dear god, just stop... nothing wrong with being a kid, but these threads are awful... you are worst than deemer and the other immature brats and continue to prove how much of a fukking child you are... have fun betting sbrpts. kiddo...

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    Benny, you're burying yourself.

    In PM's and Posts you said your unit was $100... Now it is $60....


    This is bad... Trying to prove validity on an online forum and cannot.

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    Wait, so all those times you had your 'biggest play of the year' and '2nd biggest play of the year' they were all for 1 unit just like your other bets?

    Seems pretty convenient to claim this after these 'big' plays lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Damnit Benny, are you going soft on us?

    Guy, I truly hate your guts and I hope you die in a car crash and possibly also burn in Hell afterwards.

    But, I actually have got some shred of respect for you as a troll.

    I have told you before to get on a true troll's level, like NittanyLionsFan, and you have started to do that.

    According to some on here, you are a shit capper. But, IF AND ONLY IF, you legitametly track plays and units and you keep ALL OF YOUR PLAYS in this thread (like don't ever think of making another pick thread), people will actually have respect for that win or lose.

    I'll tell you a story. I have a friend who was the only kid in his high school graduating class to play varsity football all 4 years then went on to play at a small college. Kid played cornerback and is the most legit athlete I have personally ever seen. Steve Spurrier actually burned the Hell out of this kid, by saying I would recruit you if only you were a few inches taller (kid is like 5'8"-5'9"). A real tough and mean bastard. Hates on people every day, but he is my boy. One day he broke up with his gf of multiple years and was acting kind of like a bitch being all sad and shit, understandably so though. This legendary asshole, said he wanted to start acting nicer to people and actually tried it for a few days. Now this guy is one of my most valued friends and since I wasn't used to him acting soft/nice, I actually wanted to punch him in the f.u.c.k.i.n.g. face which is something I would never have thought about before, because I know he could beat me in some hand-to-hand. I thought the dude was acting soft, and no one thought he was actually a caring dude. He's my boy and I wish the best for him, but it was a shock.

    The point of the story is stay true to yourself Benny, just be real. You have established yourself as a hateful son of a b.i.t.c.h. and I have started to respect that. I hope you go through tremendous amounts of pain and suffering, but I respect you. Don't try to change on a dime and be a guy who gives a shit about what people say to him.

    Who I am in the videos is the true me, whether you beleive it or not. Just because I read and have an expanded vocabulary, doesn't mean I am not the guy I am in my vids.

    And I also track all my plays, win or lose, big juice or small juice, even if that leaves me open to shit talking from guys like you.

    Today was one of those moments that just blows your f.u.c.k.i.n.g. mind. Like the time a girl I truly love, but have never dated, told me I was right about a dude who cheated on her; when I told her he was a bitch and wouldn't change. I never thought this chick would ever say I was right about anything. My boy trying to make a huge life change and start to act nicer, blew my mind too (especially when he texted me and told me he was sorry and was going to be a nicer person). I don't know you personally Benny, but you acting like you care what other people think of you and finally saying you will track plays for once is a third such moment in my life, and you're just a guy who types vitriol to me over a computer screen.

    Be you Benny, be the asshole we all hate. Track your units and people will start to respect you. Don't change guy, I expect some hate coming from you pretty quickly.

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    Bubbles just got real deep

    Bubbles that was a solid post

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Bubbles just got real deep

    Bubbles that was a solid post
    Preciate it, fam.

    Patty, you always good people.

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    Benny just remember we are all in this together, guy.

    We're a community of gamblers and the stand up guys on here know this and try to work together so ALL of us get paid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Bubbles just got real deep

    Bubbles that was a solid post
    You actually read that whole thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    You actually read that whole thing?
    I could have won a Pulitzer for it, guy. You SHOULD read the whole thing.

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    Benny

    Love you like the hot sister I never had

    but

    These Deemer threads are like 1970's music. You keep breathing life into a corpse. The only thing keeping Deemer alive here is you.

    Almost makes one start to think about what up, if anything. You know what I mean.

    Your brother, I/O

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    I could have won a Pulitzer for it, guy. You SHOULD read the whole thing.
    I hear ya Bubbles. But I have to go move the sprinkler ever couple hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    I hear ya Bubbles. But I have to go move the sprinkler ever couple hours.
    I respect that, Hannibal.

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    here's a clue smallnuts.... when 10x more people are happy when you lose than when you win, it means that you're a stupid prick and no one likes you.

    get lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    here's a clue smallnuts.... when 10x more people are happy when you lose than when you win, it means that you're a stupid prick and no one likes you.

    get lost.
    Ben buried again. He is Sbr's whipping post

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    Go to the saloon Benn

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    I like the play Benny I'm also on the under for the game.

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    Hate sucks. So does having to move the sprinkler all the time/forgetting to do it and ending up wit a drowned patch and a burned patch. The browns just don't match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Benny, you're burying yourself.

    In PM's and Posts you said your unit was $100... Now it is $60....


    This is bad... Trying to prove validity on an online forum and cannot.
    Actually Deemer within that thread $60 is the maximum you are allowed to "bet/post" per day

    I've never seen Benny post his unit size nor do I have a horse in this race

    Just clarifying that the particular thread you alluded to in itself would not constitute as a burial

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShogunRua View Post
    Wait, so all those times you had your 'biggest play of the year' and '2nd biggest play of the year' they were all for 1 unit just like your other bets?

    Seems pretty convenient to claim this after these 'big' plays lost.

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    I am not reading all this

    His play is Texas

    That's what important

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Benny, you're burying yourself.

    In PM's and Posts you said your unit was $100... Now it is $60....


    This is bad... Trying to prove validity on an online forum and cannot.
    ]
    Perfect example how incapable Deemer is once he's buried. He just types and types and types. Why he's a stupid fuk.

    First off I NEVER said my units were $100 because they aren't so don't ever try and lie, because if you show your face one day in public you will pay for that. I don't fk around with lying. I've NEVER lied about anything EVER.
    2nd, if you read the thread/spreadsheet, that $60 unit isn't mine, it's the guy's thread he kept for anyone wanting to post plays. He alllowed a max bet of $60 in it. It's not an air unit thread like you keep. It's legit and official with no DELETES or EDITS like yours. You did all that yapping with your homo fukkbuddy JJ, and you didn't even read the fkn link after trying to hammer me and getting what you requested.
    Punk ass pu$$y.
    Last edited by BennyBigNuts; 08-26-13 at 09:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    Benny

    Love you like the hot sister I never had

    but

    These Deemer threads are like 1970's music. You keep breathing life into a corpse. The only thing keeping Deemer alive here is you.

    Almost makes one start to think about what up, if anything. You know what I mean.

    Your brother, I/O
    You're right.
    There is no point in re-burying him again and again.
    I crippled him TWICE and he went crying to JJ to try n help him out with me lol. You can watch JJ's posts in my threads and see the day after I buried Deemer, was when JJ started trying to hammer me. That's where all this started. JJ's 70 year old trailer park ass trying to pop off for his little bitch.
    It's kinda funny I didn't realize I was keeping an actual spreadsheet with that guy's thread he kept for us all season long. No one can argue about it anymore, just click the link.

    Quote Originally Posted by GoBlue23 View Post

    Actually Deemer within that thread $60 is the maximum you are allowed to "bet/post" per day

    I've never seen Benny post his unit size nor do I have a horse in this race

    Just clarifying that the particular thread you alluded to in itself would not constitute as a burial
    These bitches been crying for "Spreadsheets" and all that garbage for weeks now.
    Although I still don't understand the point in keeping them, I have produced one that I didn't even grade myself here. No edits, no deletes allowed.
    I don't think it gets anymore legit than that link.

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    Neither one of you little quiffs could bury an ant in a fukkin hill. Fukkin Junior Achievement vs. Jerry's kids.

    Enough of this shit already. This is a fukkin adult gaming forum. Coupla fukkin special kids whippin potty at each other.

    Beyond tired.
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    This is what started the whole thing. I just couldn't lose a game. I didn't ask for a name on here nor was I trying to get one.
    I was enjoying winning with everyone and thought that's what the forum was all about. Ppl misconstrue why some of us are really here. Granted, I get caught up in ppl hating, but it's fun needling a troll because you know he has a disease and can't stand the fact ppl actually have secure bankrolls and enjoy betting games.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/2402528-game-3-finals-probly-only-game-series-value-my-only-play.html


    Where my tennis people at? Isn't Nadal a steal at -150 vs. chokeabitch on 6/7???


    Spurs up 1-0. Parlay them the next 3 as well. This has sweep written all over it.


    Even GoatMilk wins one tonight. Spurs +3 and ML +125. 6-0 record on the line.


    Bulls +800 game 1? Yes, I'm on it. Yes, I believe they can win.


    GOT NUTS????? Go bet this....NBA First Round series upset!!!!


    Bulls +250 game 7? Child pleaseeeeee! Who's with me?

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