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I don't know how national this is but one casino down here hires a lot of Haitian security guards that never fail in pissing me off. I mean seriously, never fails.
These people who have so much to say about every move like we're at the WSOP final table.
Pitbosses following me around..
misread it....my bad to cgolderOriginally Posted by Big Bear
The guy at the 1-2nl table acting and talking like he's a pro at the 100-200 tables.
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Too many slot machines
I only play two games not including sportsbooks, so here's my list.
Baccarat - Asians that don't speak English very well asking me what I'm doing. I'm using the paper to run Labby lines, and they're not going to understand it no matter how well I explain it. Just leave me alone. I leave you alone. And I can't concentrate with an iPod on, so that idea's out.
Hold'Em - Captive audience abusers. Games are typically filled with life's leftovers who you have to sit there and listen to when you would normally just walk away after you hear them talk. Now you have to deal with them for the entire duration of you being at that table. Drunks, morons, blowhards, people that don't really know how to play, people who make the same tired poker jokes over and over, etc. Hold'Em dealers are saints in my book.
Sportsbook - People who screw around in line. My SBR name came from my love of playing halftime wagers, and I can't even do it in a live book anymore. Old people, scummy bus stop people who hit on the female ticket writers, and just people who aren't ready in general. They don't start to decide on what game they want to bet until they're at the window. I'm impatient like this anywhere there's a line: the supermarket, airports, hotel check-ins, etc because I'm super fast in any line I'm in, and get irritated when other people can't because they're of below average intelligence and/or lack common courtesy (that's my view on it at least).
And whoever said craps dealers is right. They few times I have played craps, I've gotten into it with them, and I'm almost always really nice to service industry/casino people, because I know the struggle. One of them even got in my face after I told my buddy that backing up their odds in a sucker bet. This was at the M, and I know the table games manager there, so I asked him if he'd care if I asked him and made sure he knew how his guests were being treated. He backed off, but wouldn't talk to us after that. Win/Win.
Lots of good points here but for me it is the chinaman coughing up as big a louie as he can scrape out of his lungs and planting the thing in the nearest ashtray.
I hate it when you are sitting at the BJ table and the Lady next to you says "Watch This". Then she proceeds to take off her shirt to show me how her breast surgery went wrong and there is this penis between her two Breasts. Then the Dealer says OMG i can't believe this and removes her shirt showing the exact same thing. Then when i cannot take anymore i tell the drink girl i need a drink and you guessed it- same thing with the Drink Girl. At least i got my drink.
My Brother was getting married ....we were at the casino early for the hell of it. We hit a huge dice roll I mean really good im throwing the bones. A bum walks up half drunk and min bets the field leaves his hand there to long the dice hit his hand 7 out. I walked over to the guy grabbed his shirt pulled him close and spit a flemmer right into his face. We got thrown out
I with you on that one Ralphie. It friggin' drives me crazy when people in front of you aren't ready to bet, what to bet or how to bet, especially bad betting halves or horses. I always seem to be behind some guy from BrokkDikk, Nebraska that is clueless and sweating how to bet his $2 exacta. It's times like that I wonder if a local Vegas jury would consider it "justifiable homocide" if I strangled the old guy and they knew the circumstances.
The old asian lady who plays one hand of black jack in the middle of a hot shoe and just walks the F out lol
Cocktail waitresses that cover their cleavage.
Ugly cocktail waitresses. There is one at MGM, skinny thing with black hair and nice smile. Loved every time she walked by.
People sitting in and slowing things down right at the moment that all I want is to see fast dealing, usually because I am frustrated and losing. Usually it is some variation of the following scenario:
I am losing and frustrated, want to put my next bet out and see another hand right now
Someone comes in and sits down, takes fukking forever to pull their money out, makes cheesy small talk with the dealer that slows things down even further ("How are you today sir?" "Ohhhhhh, can't complain....well I guess I could but who'd listen! HAHAHA")
Notices the side bet is different then they remember, asks how it works ("no Perfect Pair any more?" "No sir, it's the StraightJack now." "StraightJack huh? How's that work?" [dealer is then obligated to launch into a lengthy explanation of how the fukking sidebet works])
Guy then wastes even more time waffling on whether to play the goddamn sucker sidebet that no one should ever play. Turns to me and mentions something about how he used to make a lot of money of the Perfect Pair, and it's a shame they got rid of it, blah blah blah
By the time the dealer starts dealing again, I usually end up losing even more, while the jackass that sat down ends up falling ass backwards into blackjacks, twenties, dealer busting for him but only after I've already busted, etc.
This doesn't usually happen in Vegas, only at the local Indian casinos.
You know what else makes me mad.......
Eli Manning...... Fuckking turd burger hahahah
Hah sometimes for fun i grab one of the "Gambler anonymous brochures" and read it at the table to all of the people sitting around.... Dealers usually find it funny
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there was this casino down here that used to have topless blackjack dealers. it annoyed me when they stopped doing that.
Wow thats awesome.... Theres a club in AC that put tables in the hallway of the bathroom haha
They stopped all that crap, because women complaining about it. You cannot find a topless anything unless it is a restaurant in a strip club.
Dealers begging for tips, if I'm not winning or break even, I'm not tipping
People who wear sunglasses at low limit NL holdem games. Nobody cares about your eyes you fukcing arse clown...
The worst is the jackets when it is Summer. Learn to control your breathing or stop playing. Jackets are worse than the sunglasses because you start thinking about clothing and how hot/cold it is in the casino when you see a dumb jacket in Summer.
Dealers begging for tips is the absolute worst, because out of that $5 tip they may see 20 cents since it is split by all dealers and pit bosses if they are in on the tips. I refuse to tip anyone who begs for tips. (Begging for tips only happens when you are losing or breaking even (up $25 from down $150 now give me a tip). That is the worst. Rude dealers are better than dealers who beg. I don't even mind homeless people begging on the street, but I don't wanna hear it from someone when I am relaxing.
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Seems like doubles and splits almost always mysteriously bust online.....
I tried to sit at a slot, after an old lady with an oxygen tank and glasses on a long chain dangling from here neck, left it. She came back 5 mins later and said I only left for a minute. " that's MYYYYYYY machine"
I was like wtf?? And said no its mine now I was very annoyed
Oh, Sin City!
Strippers that don't party
No robe or slippers in my suite
Being asked for a smoke every 5 minutes
Slowrollers
Sunglasses and hollywooding at the poker tables
People I'm with ask me "are we aloud to do this"
Leaving
Last edited by Louisvillekid1; 10-29-13 at 11:52 AM.
people that put their betting sheets on the sportsbook chairs to "Claim them"
Dealers saying Goodluck on your next game , like they really mean it
This is simple, it's the same losers that drive me nuts all the time.
A. People who split 10's that are not in a tournament.
B. When Asians yell "monkey" which makes me think they are making fun of black people on the down low.
C. When idiots ask the dealer for a "clipboard hand" when I play Texas Hold'em Bonus. (House game that I love.)
D. Seeing people tethered to their slot machines by their players card.
I usually go to a casino very early in the morning to avoid all the drunks and to play on tables with three or less people for more hands per hour and less nonsense to put up with.
Pit bosses that bully employees.
When your having a good run on the Blackjack table and then somebody sits down and does the dumbest shit and f--s it up
going home with no money lol
Horse racing takes up too much space in the sportsbook
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