1. 08-16-13 07:16 PM #1
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    What things in the Casino annoy you?

    I hate people who crowd in too close to me at the tables. These people usually have bad breathe, are fat, Asian or somehow annoy me in the way that they gamble.

    I hate dealers with an attitude.

    People making all kinds of requests and demands from the dealers. These people always end up saying that somehow they got screwed by the house and then the pit boss comes over and they argue and waste everybodys' time. The jackass always losses the argument and then bitches about it until he losses all his money.
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  2. 08-16-13 07:19 PM #2
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    People who don't know basic strategy in black jack. That shit will drive you nuts.
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  3. 08-16-13 07:20 PM #3
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    People that hit on 12 when the dealer is showing 6.
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  4. 08-16-13 07:20 PM #4
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    old asian slowrollers
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  5. 08-16-13 07:23 PM #5
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    People screaming at a 2/4 limit table after they just won a $27 pot
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  6. 08-16-13 07:28 PM #6
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    ppl that don't know how to play blackjack....rude dealers also
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  7. 08-16-13 08:08 PM #7
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    Snippy waitresses watching my drink count.

    Chain smoking old lady's with one foot in the grave

    Pit bosses eyeballing me like I shot Kennedy
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  8. 08-16-13 09:07 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    Snippy waitresses watching my drink count.

    Chain smoking old lady's with one foot in the grave

    Pit bosses eyeballing me like I shot Kennedy
    maybe if you didn't look so much like Hannibal Lechter...
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  9. 08-16-13 09:34 PM #9
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    I hate chicks that give me dirty looks or do not say hello to me after I tell them they are hot
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  10. 08-16-13 09:45 PM #10
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    what do i hate?

    fukkin losing pal

    nothing gets on my nerves if i am fukkin
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  11. 08-16-13 09:48 PM #11
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    Losing gets me the most frustrated. Come close to going bat shit nuts when combo of losing, drunk and some asshole telling me how to play when he has no fukking clue whatsoever.
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  12. 08-16-13 09:52 PM #12
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    the biggest annoyance in any casino , the smokers
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  13. 08-17-13 07:02 AM #13
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    smokers are fine

    I hate guys drinking beer next to me also

    classless
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  14. 08-17-13 07:48 AM #14
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    I hate gueys sitting next to me giving me the stink eye when I'm drinking beer

    They think I'm classless but they aren't shit
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  15. 08-17-13 08:43 AM #15
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    why the problem with beer drinkers----I drink beer
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  16. 08-17-13 09:07 AM #16
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    Bald fukks with rugs.
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  17. 08-17-13 12:47 PM #17
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    I get a lot of drinks when I go out. I hate when the drink girl looks at you like a broke dik if you don't tip her one round and you are busy playing. Bitch, I've already got 5 drinks from you. I tipped you 5 bucks last time, I don't need to tip you every single round.
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  18. 08-17-13 12:53 PM #18
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    there are tons of things....

    but mostly shitty dealers with bad attitudes....and pit bosses who are the same....

    watched a guy try to split 5's against a 6...instead of doubling......a fight almost ensued between him and a much older gentlemen....guy was prob in his early 30's while the other guy was in his 70's....i was sitting between them....guy in his 30's had told me earlier how he was down 3 or 4k.....the whole table tried to stop him from splitting.....the older guy swore and the younger guy told him how they could meet outside(ridiculous).....the pit boss came over and told the older guy to watch his language and that he could leave the table if he wanted to as the other guy had been sitting there for awhile......
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  19. 08-17-13 12:56 PM #19
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    I hate how most dealers are assholes.

    Only a few stand up, legit guys (Robert at Harrah's Cherokee, big ups pal).

    Also, hate how they only have sportsbook in the middle of the f.u.c.k.i.n.g. dessert.
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  20. 08-17-13 01:08 PM #20
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    When the dude is trying to put you all in and the dealer acts like they're in a hurry after 2 fcuking seconds.
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  21. 08-17-13 01:11 PM #21
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    Waitresses that don't have big fake
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  22. 08-17-13 01:12 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post
    Waitresses that don't have big fake

    This
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  23. 08-17-13 01:13 PM #23
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    Craps dealers are the worst. 99% of them are impatient assholes.
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  24. 08-17-13 01:19 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    Craps dealers are the worst. 99% of them are impatient assholes.
    Pit bosses are the worst.
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  25. 08-17-13 01:28 PM #25
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    I hate listening to every fukkin degenerate hammer players for making the wrong play, trying to use them as an excuse why they lose a hand (Probly 90% of this forum).
    The bottom line is none of this shit should bother you, and doesn't affect your hand AT ALL.
    The %'s are still the same for you whether a player hits 15 against a 6, or splits a face card 4 times.
    Get a fukkin clue, and get some fukkin help if you are one of these people.
    Just play your hand, and don't sweat the rest.
    All you have to focus on is you making the right play with your own money.

    And if you think different, there is a hotline for you to get help.


    And in Vegas, the #1 way to get a happy dealer is just making ONE bet for them in the first 10 hands you play. Give them a hint that if you do ok they have a chance to make some money, and they are more enjoyable to play with. It sucks having to deal to broke pieces of shit like JayVegas knowing he's drawing dead at winning and in life, and will never give you a penny no matter how many winners he may get.
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  26. 08-17-13 01:41 PM #26
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    Motherfckers who think im a craps teacher and try and ask me a bunch of sh!t when im shooting.
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  27. 08-17-13 02:04 PM #27
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    I'm with Benny. I can't stand anyone who claims that someone else's play is wrong. You think that dude who split tens took your cards you obviously don't understand the mathematic princicpals behind basic anyway.
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  28. 08-17-13 02:53 PM #28
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    The blatant rigging mainly.

    But what are ya gonna do?
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  29. 08-17-13 02:58 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    I'm with Benny. I can't stand anyone who claims that someone else's play is wrong. You think that dude who split tens took your cards you obviously don't understand the mathematic princicpals behind basic anyway.
    I have been kicked out of a casino because of me threatening an asshole who kept taking the dealers bust cards.

    Now, I fully understand nobody has an obligation, and "taking a dealers bust cards" is more of a faulty premise than anything. (i.e. without 10 steering the concept is pointless). However, an asshole at 3rd base betting minimum, hitting on 13 or higher constantly, and getting face cards - constantly, will cause me to get violent. Table wanted to kill that fukker.
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  30. 08-17-13 04:23 PM #30
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  31. 08-17-13 05:00 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    I get a lot of drinks when I go out. I hate when the drink girl looks at you like a broke dik if you don't tip her one round and you are busy playing. Bitch, I've already got 5 drinks from you. I tipped you 5 bucks last time, I don't need to tip you every single round.
    Actually yeah you're drinking free so you are a brokedik if you don't tip her every time
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  32. 08-17-13 08:48 PM #32
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    All of the above. When I lived in Vegas I rarely went. The only reason was to cash your paycheck and spin a wheel or whatever for a prize. I got jacket, etc. I would get my free drink ticket, put it in a to go cup and leave asap. You quickly learn to be quiet or not let know what side you have. It would never fail, some ahole behind me had the other side if I gave a hint of team I had. The worst was the weekends when the fakey SoCal people would take over. I don't miss it at all.
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  33. 08-17-13 09:07 PM #33
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    good riddance faggit.
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  34. 08-17-13 10:10 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    what do i hate?

    fukkin losing pal

    nothing gets on my nerves if i am fukkin
    winning.


    Very True.

    I will name a few that bother me...

    Ciggerete smoke.

    Thug lookin dudes wearing Jerseys

    A sportsbook bet taker that is not friendly.

    Other than that, i love casinos.
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  35. 08-17-13 10:12 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Actually yeah you're drinking free so you are a brokedik if you don't tip her every time
    Thats understandable considering you already gave her a $5
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